S-cry-ed School Days

(Chapter 3)

Onto science!

Author's Note: Thanks for all of your reviews… Today's viewers comment was made by Anonymous, didn't your mother ever tell you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all? But seriously I'm not going to take Arakie out of this fic. I made her up so I could put an imaginary version of myself into this story. Oh and chocolate, thanks for telling me how to spell Ryuho, but I'm already use to spelling it like this so just bare with me.

Now the story continues…

They were all stunned, no one had ever beaten Tachibana at playing with balls. Who would want to mess with his balls? Arakie just stood there smiling, as if she was in her own little world. "Umm… and the winner is Kazuma's team! Congratulations?" Jigmar said slightly baffled, "Ryuho, you and your team now have to run a mile in no particular direction," no one moved, "I said GO!" they go to their feet and started running, Mimori and Scheris pushing each other out of the way so that they could run next to Ryuho.

"Wow… what do you call that?" Kazuma said still staring at her apprehensively. "It's called WEED," she said plainly. They all looked around expecting to see fumes, "NOT THAT KIND!" she said defensively "WEED stands for Wrath of Energy Exploding Device…" they all stared confused, "It's my alter, it's like a device that clones another persons alter and makes it more powerful,"

Kimishima started to talk, "Hey if you fought for me you could make I could er you could make a lot of money," he passed out as Kazuma hit him over the head. Just then a bell rang and the voice of some random announcer started to talk, "Attention all students, it's time to switch classes, repeat it's time to switch classes," So off they went changing into their school uniforms, that looked exactly like HOLY uniforms, and they went to science.

The classroom was really small, and since they were unable to really move Kazuma blew out a wall that just happened to belong to the real science room. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" shouted an extremely angry voice, "You just BLEW UP MY BEDROOM!" Everyone searched for the sound of the voice, but to no prevail, "Where are you?" Kannamie shouted, "I'm right HERE!" everyone looked down to find a very chibi Edward Elric. "Wow! You're tiny," Ryuho exclaimed coming into the room, followed closely by Mimori and Scheris holding onto his coat tails. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN EXTREMELY MINISCULE ABOUT OF MICROSCOPIC DNA!" he shouted, "JUST FOR THAT I'M GOING TO DROP YOUR GRADE TO A C-!"

"Wait just a second, YOU'RE our teacher? You're not even in this show!" "Adaruma couldn't think of a better science teacher then an alchemist," Ed growled, "Just when I was going to find a way other than human souls to create a damn stone," Ed was suddenly zapped with electricity, ("Ed, that doesn't have to do with this story, so quiet down about the you know what!") Ed shouted back at the mysterious voice, "And if I don't!" he got zapped again. "Okay, I got it,"

Everyone else stared confusedly at the boy arguing with an imaginary voice, until he transmuted ten desks for them to sit in. Once they had all sat down Ed began to speak, "Today you're going to learn about gravity, and all its hazards," he looked around, "Tachibana, you will be my assistant," Tachibana stood up and walk to the front of the class, "Good, now show me gravity," Tachibana looked confused, "How?" "Don't question me! Show me gravity," the confused Tachibana made one of his balls appear, and then dropped it to the ground, "Very original," Ed said dully, "I prefer something more flashy, like this!" Ed clapped his hands together and pressed them to the floor. Creating a hole right under Tachibana. Tachibana screamed, as his eight balls went flying down with him.

They all clapped, even Ed, as he was proud of his success of killing off a main character. The voice was not ("ED! There go all the Tachibana jokes! BRING HIM BACK!) Ed was zapped again, and was then unable to bring Tachibana back. "TACHIBANA!" cried a random fan girl jumping after him. Everyone cheered, the guys because now there was one less fan girl to follow them around, and the girls because now there was less competition. Somehow Tachibana was able to save himself from his certain death experience, but luckily he was unable to even attempt trying to save the fan girl, who was probably rabid anyways.

When will they end up figuring out that something in this story doesn't make sense? Will Mimori and Scheris every force Ryuho to choose one of them? Who is the mysterious Arakie, really? Why to I continue to talk in only questions? When will I answer any of them?