S-cry-ed School Days

(Chapter 4)

Physics Suck

Authors Note- Thanks again for the reviews, Yay I killed a fan girl, but sadly there are so many of them. Okay Mysterious person I'll make Mimori more realish, I was just having fun giving Scheris some competition for Ryuho. Oh and Mr. Mystery it's a fan fic. It doesn't have to make complete sense, but even though I don't know you, I'll change the fic. to make you happier. Enjoy!

And the story continues…

Just as everyone was congratulating Ed on a fan girl well killed, another fan girl entered the room. Everyone froze, maybe if they didn't make a sound shed just go away. "OMG! ED! ED! I LOVE YOU!" the fan girl jumped at Ed trying to hug him out of existence. Luckily Ed had his fan girl repellant on, so she flew off him and through the hole in the floor. Everyone congratulated Ed again, this time making sure the door was looked, and the hole in the wall was covered. "Okay time to learn physics," Ed said with a smile. Everyone groaned, they all knew that physics sucked, "Why must we learn physics, Mr.…. Er…" "Elric, my last name is Elric," "Okay Mr. Elric, why do we have to learn physics?" Kanami asked looking puzzled. "Well… this is science, so you need to learn sciencey things,"

No one could reason with that logic, and since it wasn't English class, yet, they let the poor use of grammar pass by unnoticed. "Okay, who knows what the laws of physics are?" everyone but Emergy raised a hand, "Emergy, why don't you know physics?" Emergy looked at the hole in the ground; to him it looked like a cliff. So he freaked out, "CLIFF! No don't let me fall! Ahhhh! Super PINCH HELP!" Suddenly a giant robotic foot stomped on Mimori, "Yay, she's dead!" screamed Scheris, happy to be rid of her. Suddenly the other robotic foot, smashed onto Scheris, "SHE'S GONE!" sang Ryuho dancing around the room, "I'm FINALLY rid of her, no more hugs while I'm training, no more kisses when I'm fighting, NO MORE calling out my name. I'm FREE!"

As Ryuho was celebrating Ed was choking it idiotic Emergy for killing off two of his students. "YOU IDIOT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO NOW!" ed smiled, "KILL YOU!" he continued to choke Emergy until his face turned blue, then stopped, his brother wouldn't like it if he killed someone on his first day… except for the two fan girls that is.

Arakie got bored of watching them fight, and celebrate and started talking to Kazuma, "So, why do you go to school here? I thought you hated HOLY?" Kazuma was confused, "I don't know. I think Kanami brought me here," Arakie looked at the size difference between them, "How? She's so tiny," this Ed overheard. "TINY! WHO'S TINY?" he asked glaring at Arakie, "YOU! CALLED ME TINY! I'M NOT TINY!" at this Mustang randomly appeared, "That's right, he's not tiny he just doesn't drink his milk," Ed threw a glass of milk at Mustang, shattering it on the wall. When the wall started to evaporate, Mustang disappeared, and Ed noticed that he had just thrown Acid at the wall.

Ed looked at the wall slowly vanished, "Um… bye, " he said quickly, jumping through a window to avoid the punishments of destroying a science lab. Everyone waved at him, he was a funny little chibi. Emergy finally recovered from the shock of being strangled and jumped onto his Super Pinch. "Go!" He shouted at it, and they rode off into the sunset.

"What the fuck?" exclaimed Kimishima, "It was morning just a moment ago," everyone laughed at him, "Dude this is a fic. it doesn't have to make sense," And so they all left the broken science room, leaving Mimori and Scheris on the floor, smashed.

The end of another chapter? Half the cast is gone? My Ed is Chibi? Find out more stuff on S-cry-ed School Days (chapter 5!)