S-cry-ed School Days
(Chapter 5)
English time
Author Note- Hey rots, I'm sorry I forgot the Tachibana jokes; I was too busy thinking about the Emergy jokes. I'll make it up to you. Oh and Mr. Mystery, (I like calling you that) I'm glad that I've finally pleased you, because I hate upsetting anyone who bothers to review my work. Now, on with the fic. !
It was 3rd period, the time of day when no one is really awake yet, Kazuma and Kimishima stumbled down the halls dreading their next class. When they finally reached the black wooded doors everyone froze, then slowly they opened the door into (dun dun duh!) English!
"Welcome to English!" greeted an extremely perky Shippo, "Now everyone sit down and get comfortable," Kanami shook her head and laughed, "Are all the teachers here this tiny?" Ed came back in a rage, "HOW DARE YOU! I'M JUST SMALL BONED!" Then Al had to come and pull Ed back into his own story. "That was awkward," Arakie said glancing down at her watch, "But it killed a good five minutes off of (dun dun duh) English,"
"Okay, today we're going to learn about using adjectives," Shippo said reading a note card. "But we already know about adjectives, can't we learn something else?" Kazuma asked getting bored with the class already, "Hey, as long as we get through it fast I'm okay," said Strait running around the room. "Now, anyone have a suggestion for a sentence?" Shippo asked, but no one raised their hand so he just made one up.
"Tachibana has balls," he wrote aloud, "Now can anyone add an adjective to that?" Ryuho raised his hand, "Tachibana has eight balls," "Very good," Shippo said still smiling, "Tachibana has eight little balls," Kazuma said staring at Tachibana. "Tachibana has eight little annoying balls," Kimishima added, "Tachibana has nine balls," Tachibana said proudly showing the class his ninth ball.
Just then the phone (that hadn't been there before) rang. Shippo answered it, "Yes, uh huh, yep, got it, bye," he said hanging up the phone, "I've just been told that they we're able to save Mimori and Scheris," Ryuho started to sob, "Why Scheris! Why!" Just then another random event happened, Scheris and Mimori walked into the class covered in bandages. "Ryuho! Oh my super hot bishie!" cried Scheris hugging him until his eyes bulged.
Mimori entered the class and sat down next to Arakie, "Do you know what they're really doing with the alters HOLY captures in the lost grounds?" Arakie shook her head, "Well they're really AHH!" Mimori screamed as a giant gloved hand suddenly attacked her, and they flew out a window. Arakie blinked, that hadn't happened for a while, and no one seemed to notice her disappearance so Arakie simply looked back towards Shippo.
"Wow! Tachibana a ninth ball! That's amazing, they'll have to change your nickname from Tachibana of the eight balls to Tachibana of the nine balls," Shippo then noticed that Tachibana was still staring at his balls, as if hypnotized, so he smacked him upside the head, "Now Tachibana has nine small annoying green balls,"
"HELP ME!" screamed Ryuho as Scheris smothered him with affection. Strait went to help him, but Scheris hissed at him and sent him flying across the room. "AHH! It's a rabid fan girl!" screamed Kazuma pointing at a girl with an I (heart) Kazuma shirt on, who was foaming at the mouth. "KAZUMA!" she screamed in a high-pitched voice and rushed towards Kazuma.
Kazuma thought it was all over (just like poor Ryuho) but the suddenly, (stab) Arakie stabbed the rabid fan girl with a rabid-fan-girl-killing knife, which killed her (duh!) Kazuma thanked her and they kissed. Everyone gasped (though Ryuho gasped for air) then Kanami stabified Arakie with the rabid-fan-girl-killing knife for kissing her Kazu-kun. Then (unexpectedly) Arakie died, "Oh my GOD!" Scheris shrieked (allowing Ryuho to breath) "SHE WAS A FAN GIRL!"
Then everyone gasped again…
Arakie was really a fan girl? Where are all these fan girls coming from? How are they getting into the school? Is Emergy gone for good? Tachibana finally made an ninth ball. I stopped talking in questions. (Gaspy)