S-cry-ed School Days
(Chapter 8)
MATH!
Author's Note- Hey Rots, Yay I added Manoka! Hey Kingdomhearts123liz, I know that Tachibana is SOOO super-hyper-ultra bishiness is immense, but his eternity eight are technically eight balls. There I said it HE HAS 8 BALLS! Get use to it, it's one of the few jokes I can make in this fic... and now the story continues.
Disclaimer- I've been needing to add this in... so... (reluctantly types) I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, (poke) or S-cry-ed, (poked again) OR Yu Yu Hakusho (POKE!) OR ANY ANIME BISHIE OTHER THAN MY OWN CREATION ADURAMA! (gasp!)
Everyone (except for Mimori) walked down to Math, wondering who, or what, there next chibi teacher would be. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING HEIGHT CHALLENGED ..." Al cut him off, "Brother no one said anything, that was (spacing out) her..." Ed stopped struggling and ran away shouting, "I'm sorry!"
Everyone laughed, Ed was a funny chibi, (Ed's voice from far away) "Please! Stop using that word to refer to me authoress..." (Lighting bolt zaps Ed) "... I'm sorry.." (He must learn respect...)
Now quite suddenly everyone was in Math class. There in the front of the room was Kurama. Arakie sighed, "I thought you liked me?" Kazuma exclaimed making a SUPER HOT puppy-dog-face, "I do love you, (snuggles with him) but I'm a rabid fan of Kurama's too," Kazuma seemed to accept this then he noticed Hiei standing behind Kurama, "Hey, I bet your our teacher,"
"How did you know?" Hiei asked inquisitively, "because," Kazuma said plainly "You're tiny," Now Ed appeared, slightly burned, and held up a cue card that said, "Who are you calling a microscopic insignificantly designed vertically challenged chibi!" Then Ryuho held up one that said, "you"
Ed growled, then went poof. Al ran on, "Has anyone seen brother?" "He went poof," Kanami smiled, "Not again," Al moaned and walked away. Hiei then started the lesson, "If there are 200 demons on a stage, and I kill all of them with my dragon of the darkness flame, then how many of the viewers will be left alive?"
At this Arakie's hand shot up, she knew her bishies, "One, to tell the story to others," Hiei smile, which made all of the rabid fan-girls faint, "Now, if me and Kurama started kissing, how many fan-girls would go into comas?" Arakie smiled, "I don't know,"
Suddenly Kurama and Hiei started to kiss, (default ... buzz... crack... AHHHHH! NO MY SPLEEN! NO! NOT THE BLENDER! GOD NO! THE WORLD IS FALLING APART!... buzz... creek)