S-cry-ed School Days

( Chapter 9 )

Forgotten Lunch

Note to all- Hey everyone! I'm sorry to report that (sniff) this is the second to last chappie to this fic. (Bricked) I'm sorry! I can't update all of my fics. And…. Well. I'm cutting this one short. (Ed yells) tune in on my other fics. (Sob) oh right, viewers. Rots… I'm sorry. Hey At least Demon of Oz will continue for a nice long time. Hey Inuyashaandkagomefanforever, Demon of Oz (you seem to totally adore Inuyasha! Swee) might be a fic. you want to check out (if you haven't already). I might take your advice this update (or maybe the fin-ally) New moongirl. Nice to hear from you, and YES! I love Gundam Seed! It rocks!

Disclaimer- I don't own FMA, or S-cry-ed, or .hack, or half of what I say. BUT I do own this twisted (everything comes together) moment.

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(Buzz…. Click… whirr.) "Is everyone still alive?" Tachibana shook his head, "Ed couldn't take two guys (murmur) who weren't him and Greed (talks normally) kissing each other." Hiei shook his head, "Damn, I'd hoped that kill more of you," Kazuma grabs Arakie and shakes her, "Arakie! Damn why'd you have to do that? No she'll NEVER wake up!" Scheris coddled Ryuho stroking his hair, "You just have to beat the World," Everyone stared at Kite as he appeared in the middle of the classroom. Kazuma didn't understand him so… Let's just say Kite died.

Suddenly Arakie woke up and started to babble on about how she knew where they were keeping all of the Native Alters, and where the Giant Mickey-mouse glove had taken Mimori. Arakie smiled, "To the Lunchroom," Everyone's stomachs (as if on cue) gurgled, "What kind of messed up place is this? We've had seven classes without Lunch!" (Everyone sweat-drops) So they followed Arakie to a Lunchroom.

Once there, everyone received a feather, (WTF) and heard Greed (from far away) scream "Not my Fluff!" Most everyone was confused. Then Ed appeared holding a scorched piece of bone strait hair. Then everything became clear. Greed had hired Holy to steal Alter Users from the Lostground to use their bodies to make a Philosophers Stone. Thus letting him become human. Ed however had found an alternate way of making one. With Clouds pointy hair, Greed's fluff, and starved Alter users. So Mustang had tried to stop him by burning Clouds hair. Then Mimori stumbled upon Greed's plans while she was at the nurse's office (which just happened to be where Greed stored his plans). So Greed had to shut her up by using Envy (transformed into the gloves) to take her away. Ed had cleverly erased 'Lunch' off of everyone's schedule to make them hungry. Then he had to steal Greed's fluff, but as soon as it left his jacket it had blown up, thus leaving all of the pretty feathers everywhere. Then Arakie had accidentally picked up Kannamie's Alterpower while sleeping and seen Greed's plans. So blah blah blah. Here they are now.

Yay! It's all coming together… Now a question…er… Nothing? And stuffieness.