Author's Notes: Thank you for the reviews. But I'm starting to see that some people are too LAZY to review so updating on time wont be for this story. So I guess thats it. REVIEW please.

Disclaimer:I don't the YnM characters but I do own Ms. Hanaoka, Sinori and Kiyoko.

Chapter .1

"SUGUUUR!" Tsuzuki stuffed his face with double chocolate cookies Watari bought for him.

"I'm glad you like them." He said with a large grin. "I made them myself..." Just then Tsuzuki stopped eating.

"You made them? As in-" Just then the cookies started to glow a bright blue color. "GYAAAA!"

"Come on its only suppose to make you stronger ...or give you gas. Sometimes I mix those two up." Watari put his finger to his chin then walked away mumbling something to himself. Then Tsuzuki started to cry.

"I'm going to have gas! Or die!" Tsuzuki then ran to the bathroom down the hall.

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"Stop crying Pleeease!" The baby didn't stop crying ever since she got to his house and Muraki was becoming slightly irritated. "Urgh! What do baby's want!"

He put Kiyoko on the bed and stared at her. He put his finger to his chin and thought very deeply for a very long time. "Baby's need food right? OK I can handle this. I'm a doctor for Christ sake!"

Muraki went to his kitchen and came back to the bedroom with a lot of food in his hands. He smiled at the baby. "Baby's need healthy food so here you go." He started to put carats in the Baby's mouth but she wasn't eating it-Duh. "Hm why aren't you eating?"

The baby's voice got loader as Muraki tried to put peanut butter in the baby's mouth.

"Maybe you don't like American food. Hm. Would you like tea or soup?"

"Poopy!" The baby screamed. Muraki stared at the baby trying to figure out what a 'poopy' was.

"Little Kiyoko, whats a poopy?" He picked her up then the worst smell came to his noise.

"Oh God!" He held the baby at arms length and started to run around the room. "Ahhh! No, no, no! Ewwww!"

He then ran outside the house. Destination: Tsuzuki's house!

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"Come on Hisoka, just one bite." Watari practically shoved his 'homemade' chocolate cookies down Hisoka's mouth. "Come on they taste just the way grandma used to make.Hehe"

"No!I saw what you did to Tsuzuki. your never getting me alive!" Hisoka tried to run away but Watari caught him before he could.

"Now Hisoka, just because Tsuzuki-san had an 'accident' doesn't mean its going to happen to you. Now eat my damn cookies!" Watari was just about to get a cookie down Hisoka's throat when Tatsumi walked in.

"Tatsumi!" Watari knew that he wouldn't know about little Tsuzuki's 'bathroom problem' so he might be able to get him to eat it. "Hey Tatsumi-kun! Would you like to try some my delicious cookies?" He bated his eyelashes really fast. Tatsumi stared at the plate of cookies and turned around before speaking.

"I'd advise you that if you want to try anything on me you might not want it to glow bright pink."

Watari blinked then took another look at his 'cookies'. "GYAAAAA! Its not suppose to turn pink yet!" Watari ran out of the room before anyone-else- saw his embarrassment.

Hisoka took a deep sigh before turning to Tatsumi sipping his tea. "So where is Tsuzuki?"

"Well I sent him home. I figured that if he didn't he would be trapped in another one of Watari's tricks."

"Yes but this is the fifth time this happened-today."

"Yes I guess three isn't the charm for Tsuzuki." Tatsumi took a deep sigh.

8888 -Tsuzuki's house-

Tsuzuki sat in his couch in his living room watching TV. When the door bell rang. He sat up with a growl and slowly walk over to the door. Before he could fully open the door Muraki pushed himself in. Muraki then lifted the baby at arms length.

"Somethings wrong with it." Tsuzuki stared at him then turned to the baby.

"She just needs changing, Muraki."

"Change what?"

"The diaper silly. Awww did you have a poopy problem? Goo goo gah." He took the baby and held him before noticing a terrible smell. "Gosh Muraki! What did you feed her?"

"It didn't want to eat the peanut butter or tea."

"Why would she eat peanut butter?"

"Peanuts are very healthy for the mind. You must help me with it."

"Well I cant just leave her with you. Whats her name?"

"Kiyoko. Should we throw it in a tub?"

"What!" Tsuzuki took a step back away from Muraki.

"Well what does it do in this situation?"

"You change her diaper." Tsuzuki walked in his bedroom and sat down. "Where are the diapers?"

"Um diapers?"

Author's Notes: LOL. Muraki doesn't even know what a diaper is! Sorry it was so late, or maybe I'm not! Please review or I'll be very mad and take longer to update!