Authors Notes: Many people have asked me about the diapers thing. Its gonna get better in this chapter. Ive been talking with my friend Betty and I decided to continue for her. She loves my work so this chapter is for her. And I'm really sorry to the readers. I'll never lie agan!hope you like this chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own it so just deal!
Chapter .2
"What do you mean 'diapers?'!" Tsuzuki got up and started to take off the baby's cloths. Muraki looked down at the baby and started to throw up. "Oh damn Muraki! Not on the carpet!"
"Mr. Tsuzuki Ive seen people die but this is just t to much!" He threw up again. "This stinks!"
"Well Mr. Doctor... its not my fault you don't know what a DIAPER is!"
"Of course I should know what I diaper is but..."
"But?"
"I'm not as mortal as you think... I'm an important doctor. Ive never dealt with a baby or a baby's diapers. I do know all the bones that can be broken in it's body." Muraki sounded quite proud of him self.
"I guess you can learn how to change one."
"Um. Tsuzuki?"
"What?" Tsuzuki turned to him and looked like an angel to Muraki.
"Can to stay with me?"
"Stay?"
"For the baby? Will you live with me?" Tsuzuki thought for a moment.
"Well if the baby needs me then I'll stay for awhile. For the baby ONLY."
"Good. Now you can do what you do best and change that diaper." Muraki kissed Tsuzuki on the cheek and went for the door. "Oh and would you make me dinner. I'll be so tired from work that cooking for me and the baby would kill me. Thanks hun." Muraki left with out another word. Tsuzuki was to shocked by the kiss he didn't notice what he was agreeing to.
"Yeah, sure see ya- ...WHAT!" Tsuzuki was about to run after him when he heard the baby screaming poopy again. 'That smug bastard' Tsuzuki thought to himself. He took off the diaper and then started to turn green.
"Oh God!" The baby started to giggle.
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"Tsuzuki, my dear! Where is my favorite family!" Muraki walked in his house more happy then a normal evil person should be.
"Muraki?" Tsuzuki walked in the kitchen with the baby sleeping in his arms.
"Yes my dear?" Muraki said with a smile.
"Where did this baby came from?"
"I'm shocked that you asked that."
"What?"
"Our passionate love gave us this baby. Don't you remember a lil ole song called 'Making Good Love' Hehe." Muraki stool another kiss from Tsuzuki while the baby was between them. Tsuzuki was frozen again but snapped back to reality just in time to counter.
"Damn it Muraki I'm not your wife! I'm just helping out. And I would rather not know about 'Making good love!" Not the best counter but it worked ...for a second!
"Well from the looks of it you are my wife. Look at you. You cooked dinner and you changed it's diapers for god knows how many times. Ha! It would quite obviously that your my wife and our love made that wonderful baby." Tsuzuki sightly blushed.
"So are you going to answer my question or is a divorce the only thing to straighten you out? Hun." Tsuzuki said it annoyance but still blushed at the fact that he played along with Muraki' psycho antics of him being his wife.
"Well an important women gave me it. So I'm like a babysitter for the time being and..." Muraki stopped talking when he realized how perfect Tsuzuki looked rocking the baby back and fourth. 'So you really didn't even want a reason.'
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"A BABY!" Tatsumi and Hisoka said in unison as Tsuzuki tried to explain the reasons he had a baby in his arms.
"Muraki cant handle a baby so he called me OK?" Tsuzuki held the baby to his face and his puppy eyes started to get watery. Just then Watari walked in with a small bow.
"Hey I made these great smelling cookies and- Wow did Hisoka knock you up already? I thought Hisoka was responsible and now Tsuzuki's had a baby. Shame on you Hisoka-san." Watari laughed at his -not that funny- joke and continued to walk in the meeting room. He opened the box and pulled out a hot dog. "So this –non defective-- hot dog looks really good ...who wants to try?" Watari stared at the now obvious group of Shinigami in front of him. "Fine I'll eat it my self!" He then took a huge bite of the hot dog. "ACK!" Moments later Watari turned into a camel.
"Why did he even bother?" Tatsumi rubbed his temple before turning back to Tsuzuki who was laughing like crazy. "This isn't a laughing matter Tsuzuki."
"This isn't but that is." Tsuzuki pointed at the camel that used to be Watari trying at stand on two feet.
"So why did you except his offer Tsuzuki? This might be a trap." Hisoka cut in trying to stop Tsuzuki's laughing.
"Does Kiyoko look like a trap? She's sooo darn cute!" Tsuzuki held Kiyoko at arms length only two inches away from Hisoka's face.
"No but Muraki is dangerous and you cant put that aside just because he gave you a baby. You have to be careful."
"Oh yeah Hisoka the baby is gonna suck the life out of me. Plus if I didn't take care of her than Muraki could have to and that would mean being very cruel to her. Your so mean!"
"Wait a minute... Muraki was the one who got Tsuzuki pregnant? Wow, Hisoka are you going to let that slide?" Said the camel who some how got to his two feet with out falling.
"Its not my baby! I'm helping Muraki take care of her."
The camel walked over to Tsuzuki and stared weirdly close to the baby's face.
"But this baby looks just like you and Muraki." They all stared at the baby in Tsuzuki's arms.
"They do look alike." Tatsumi calmly admitted while Hisoka was silently angered by Watari's comment. Watari looked around and noticed no one said anything.
"Just look. She has slivery violet eyes and dark hair. I even bet she has a sweet tooth just like her daddy. If I didn't know any better I would thinkshe is in factMuraki and Tsuzuki's baby." The room got quiet. Tsuzuki was flushed.
"But thats not right so lets just drop the issue." Tsuzuki wanted to leave the awkward situation fast.
"Fine."
"What?" Tatsumi and Watari said including Tsuzuki.
"I said fine. I'll take care of your work and you can go back home to take care of her."
"Actually I'm living with Muraki for the time being. Hehe funny really right?" Tsuzuki started a nervous laugh then stopped when he noticed everyone was back to work. "Hey I'm still talking!"
Kiyoko started to cry then Tsuzuki put on a smile and left to go 'home'.
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"Muraki?" Tsuzuki stared at the very long line of beautiful women outside his apartment. He walked pass the longline and went inside. There Muraki sat behind a desk talking to a tall model like, blond women.
"What are you doing?" Tsuzuki walked past the anxous women in frustration. Tsuzuki was wearing the 'Baby-on-the-Go' that Watari made for him after work.
"I think the question is what are you wearing? Even though you look adorible with our baby straped in front of you like that."
"Why are all these women here." Said Tsuzuki, who with in a couple of day as gotten used to being called and wife and mother, and almost looked forward to hearing it every mourning.
"These kind women want to be the baby sitter. I knew you hated being wih me and so to stop your hurt I'm getting someone else."
He's dumping me! After all the dishes I cleaned and all the diapers I changed! He's dumping me for some girl he interviews! That bastard is toying with me! If he thinks he can just get rid of me then he's mistaken! I'm not going anywhere!
"All right every body OUT! I'm not about to give up my seat has Kiyoko's babysitter! So that means all you women or OUT!" Tsuzuki started to push all the girls out the door. "AND STAY OUT!" Tsuzuki started breathing heavy. He turned around and stared at Muraki.
"Wow I never even realized you are the strong jealous type. I'm flattered."
"Stop up!"
"Why sould I? I would love to have a women clean and cook for the baby."
"I thought I did that for you." Tsuzuki's eyes softened.
"Your just doing it to help out. Not for me."
"How dare you!" Tsuzuki walked over and smacked Muraki right on the face. "I did it for both you and Kiyoko."
"Well you don't have to do it anymore!"
"What?"
"I'm giving the baby back. It cant stay here anymore."
"KIYOKO!"
"Huh?"
"Her name is Kiyoko." Tsuzuki took the baby-on-the-go off and handed Muraki the baby. "I want you to say her name."
"I don't think it'll even remember if I say the name or not."
"Please... for me" Tsuzuki bated hs eye lashes and put on a cute face. "For meee." Muraki took a deep sigh and took the baby.
"Hello little Kiyoko."
A/N: -sigh- I'm Finally done with this chapter! I'm sorry about the last chapter. I guess I'm always saying stuff like 'I'll never update!' or 'I'm discontinuing this story' ALL LIES! I'm very sorry. So how did you like it? Review it please!