Title: Never Really Home (Chapter Five)

Pairing: Sasuke/Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, one-sided Sakura/Sasuke, hints of Lee/Naruto

Rating: M, mostly for language, but for some sexual content as well.

Warnings: Eventual spoilers up to recent chapters. This chapter doesn't exactly have a plot or anything, but I figured a lighter theme was necessary after the rape chapter.

Disclaimers: Don't own Naruto.

Sasuke stood rigid after his memory, looking past Naruto on a blank spot on the wall. Naruto couldn't tell for sure, but the Uchiha's eyes looked a little shinier than usual. The blond knew Sasuke better than anyone else, and the anger in his eyes vanished when he realized something was very wrong.

"Sasuke..."

"Shouldn't you be training with that snake?"

"Orochimaru is dead," said Sasuke so quietly, Naruto could barely make it out.

"Wha..."

"Orochimaru is dead. I killed him." The Uchiha's expression was hard to read. It would be blank, if it weren't for the tears welling in his eyes.

"But...why...how," Naruto whispered, almost to himself, in utter disbelief. Could it really be true? Had Sasuke really killed one of the legendary Sannin?

"It doesn't matter now. Defeating Orochimaru was the ultimate test. Now I know I can beat Itachi."

Naruto looked at the raven haired boy, almost in pity. His voice was almost parent-like, as if the Uchiha was a four-year-old who was being told not to eat paste. "Sasuke, even with Orochimaru...well, I just don't think you're capable of..."

Naruto was cut off in a flash as Sasuke leaped forward and grabbed Naruto by the neck. The blond noticed that Sharinghan had been activated, but it looked different...somehow.

The raven-haired boy lifted Naruto off the ground, then, his own feet miraculously left the floor. Looking Naruto in the eyes, Sasuke leaned closer. Unintentionally, his lips brushed Naruto's and continued to slide over the blonde's face, until his mouth was tickling his ear.

"You know nothing of what I am capable of," hissed Sasuke. And as suddenly as it had happened, Naruto found himself back on the floor, grabbing his throat and looking up as Sasuke jumped out of his window.

Kakashi's lips nipped at Iruka's neck as the two laid on the couch together (Kakashi on top, of course. Could you really picture him being the bitch in the relationship?)

"Iruka...I'm sorry...I can't stay long tonight..."he said in between nibbles of Iruka's ear.

"But...Kakashi" whined Iruka.

Kakashi couldn't help but chuckle at Iruka's clinginess. Sure the sex was great. But a ninja's gotta do what a ninja's gotta do. Duty comes before pleasure.

"I'm sorry, but I have to go check on Naruto."

Iruka's annoyed face turned suddenly curious at the mention of his former-student. "What's up?"

"Well, I can't exactly say for sure now. But I know something has got to be wrong, what with Sasuke being back and all."

"What?" Iruka threw Kakashi off of him in a sudden spurt of energy. "Sasuke's back, and you let Naruto go home by himself?" he screamed to his silver-haired lover.

"Well," gaped Kakashi, surprised at Iruka's reaction. "I didn't really have a say in the matter."

"That's it," howled Iruka, a little more exited than normal since he was still very aroused from Kakashi's kisses. Iruka pulled his shirt back over his head. "Put your mask back on! We are going to see Naruto."

"But..."

"NOW!"

"Fine, fine," mumbled Kakashi, surprised at the change in roles that had just occurred. Was he the bitch now?

Iruka knocked on Naruto's apartment door. "Naruto, you home?" he shouted, a little anxiously.

Kakashi teased Iruka's crotch with his fingernail, amused at the way his lover's groin would rise to meet his hand.

"Kakashi," hissed Iruka through his teeth, "cut it out." The danger in his lover's eyes was unmistakable, and Kakashi brought his hand back to his side.

"You're no fun," said Kakashi in a voice barely audible.

"Naruto!" repeated Iruka, banging on the door when there was no answer.

"Go away, you asshole!" shouted Naruto back at him.

"Naruto," said Kakashi in a very grown-up voice, "Don't talk to my little Iruka like that."

He smiled at his lover, but it was returned with a very not-the-right-time kind of scowl.

"FUCK YOU!" screamed the blond.

"Naruto, we're coming in," said Kakashi, unphased by the outburst. Using his shoulder, Kakashi quickly jabbed the center of the door, forcing it to open.

"You know," smirked Naruto, who was lying on the bed, "it was unlocked."

Iruka glanced at the dent in Naruto's wall from where Sasuke had pushed him into it. "Was that damn Uchiha here?"

Naruto didn't answer his teacher's question. "Please inform the Hokage that Orochimaru has been killed," said the blond in a startlingly calm voice.

"Wha..." Kakashi and Iruka both gaped at Naruto.

"Now, leave."

"Wait, hold on a sec..." said Iruka in a very authoritative voice. "What is going on?"

"I said, LEAVE!" All of a sudden, an orange cloud formed around Naruto. It slowly began to form the shape of a fox. With a force that neither Kakashi nor Iruka could fight, it pushed them out the door, shutting it behind them.

Both of the lovers landed on their backs, surprised at the strength that their student had just shown.

"Well, that went well," said Kakashi as he stood up and brushed himself off.

"Fuck you," hissed Iruka as Kakashi helped him to his feet.

"Hmmm…that seems somehow familiar," thought Kakashi to himself.

"Oh yea, and you're not getting any tonight," smirked Iruka as he walked down the hallway and down the stairs. "You think after that weak little performance that I would let you have fun?"

"Wait..."Kakashi paused to think about this. "What?" He ran after Iruka and jumped onto his back. "You think you can deny my boyish charm?"

"Yes."

"Why you little..." Kakashi fought back the only way he knew how against Iruka. Leaning over his lover's shoulders, he starting kissing Iruka's neck.

"Ah...Ah...Kakashi..."stammered Iruka, his knees already buckling in pleasure.

Yes, Kakashi knew just how to fight back. It was going to be a fun night...

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Sorry, this is the last chapter for about two weeks, I'm going on vacation and the next chapters have yet to be beta-ed. Also, there is a possibly large re-write in the near future of chapter eight, which could alter the entire storyline.

Don't mind my rambling. Comments are always appreciated.