Name: Love of A Senshi

Rated: PG-13(swearing, violence, drug and alcohol use)

Animes: Yu Yu Hakusho/Sailor Moon

Note: This story originally appeared in the contest on It happens the night after "How Do I Love Thee?"

Chapter 1:

It was a regular day in Spirit World. Like every other day, Koenma sat at his desk. He sat there all day, bored out of his mind, reading over papers and finding out where each spirit should go after he/she died.

Koenma, the prince of the Spirit World, is very fed up with his stamping. He wants to go and have a good nap. "I'm so bored." complained Koenma. Suddenly, a blue skinned orge named George walks into the room. "Sir, someone wants to see to see you.." George said nervously. "Damn it orge, can't you see I'm busy!" yelled Koenma. George replied with "Sorry sir, but Jacqueline wants to see you." With a mad puff of air, Koenma said "Goddamnit, I told that girl not to come back until tomorrow. I'll buzz her in."

Koenma pushes a red button on his desk and a buzzing sound erupts. He says "Yes Jacqueline? What do you want?". A slighty southern voice twangs with " Hey toddler, knock knock?" An answer of "Who's there?" came from Koenma's lips. Jacqueline then said "Mr. Stupidy Head, fuckin' pissin' me off right now, thinks he's captain of the shit liner. Oh, and by the way, your rice balls sucks, so fuck off! Open the gate!" Koenma thought to himself with "Can't that girl watch her language?"

The huge doors open. In walks Jacqueline, the most foul mouthed ferry girl this side of the Spirit World. She isn't alone, however. A petite girl is with her. The girl has long golden yellow, silky hair to her bottom, which has a cherry red ribbion tied in it. She has crystal blue eyes and creamy skin. She was wearing a black peasant top and flared jeans with a heart on the side pocket and tan sandles.

Jacqueline had her arms crossed and looked a little angry at Koenma. She took a packet of weed out of God knows where and told her boss "There you go you friggin' arsehole. I got the Spirit Detective like you asked for. Now, I gotta go bitchslap a couple of jerkoff demons. See ya all later." She then left, much to Koenma's delight.

The blonde haired girl showed a bright sign of relief on her face and exclaimed "Thank goodness she's gone, Lord Koenma. That ferry girl of yours didn't shut her mouth for the entire trip!." The Prince of the Dead replied to what the girl said with "That's all right. Jacqueline's mouth is big but her next paycheck won't be of that size. So, what did you want to see me for?" The girl put a brave tone in her voice and said "Sir, I would like to see my old childhood friend again. I haven't seen him in about seven years."

This was a pleasant surprise for Koenma. People who wanted to see him mostly wanted revenge or wanted to kill someone. "This girl is certainly special. She has a heart pure as crystal." though George. Koenma then asked "An old friend eh? What's his name?" The girl answered " Kazuma Kuwabara."

The answer made the Prince of the Spirit World spit out his pacifier in a powerful fashion. "KAZUMA KUWABARA???!!!!" The teen girl detective wondered "Is there something wrong?" George started to say "No my dear, it just so happens that....", but Koenma interupted by yelling in a pissed off manner "ORGE!!!!! LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!!" The act made George cower in true fear and he sulked off.

Koenma regained his composure and told the girl "What George was trying to say was that Kuwabara works for me as you do." "That's great! Can you direct me towards where he lives?" the girl exclaimed with a little squeal. "I sure will." said Koenma. He directed his detective to where Kuwabara lived and she happily left.

"Be careful........Minako....."

End of Chapter 1

"Mr. Stupidy Head, fuckin' pissin' me off right now, thinks he's captain of the shit liner. Oh, and by the way, your rice balls sucks, so fuck off! Open the gate!". This quote is based on a quote from "Trailer Park Boys", but it's "fish sticks" instead of "rice balls"