Chapter 3:

We now flash ahead from 8 AM to 11 AM. We arrive at a apartment building where Yusuke Urameshi lives. The 5'8'' black haired brown eyed not so ordinary teenager was still sleeping. He had beat up a few gang members the night before and he just wanted to sleep.

But this wasn't to be.

Kuwabara and Minako arrived at Yusuke's apartment a few minutes later. Yusuke was supposed to meet Kuwabara at the arcade an hour ago but the lazy bastard(Yusuke) slept in and didn't call him.

"Damn Urameshi, didn't bother to call me. Who the hell does he think I am?" Kuwabara questioned in an angry voice.

Minako looked at her friend and reassured him with "Don't worry your pretty little head. Koenma told me about Yusuke and his habits. I'll get him out of bed as quick as a wink."

Kuwabara was surprised at what the petite girl said. "You can do that?!"

"Yep. C'mon Kazuma, we have a little bit of work to do." said Minako.

The lovely couple opened the door, and were instantly buried up to their knees in beer cans. It smelled a little rancid in the apartment because of a fat man lying on the floor farting while passed out in a pool of his vomit.

Minako instantly covered her nose in disgust."Ew, gross!" she exclaimed.

Kuwabara also had his hand over his nose. "It smells worse than a whorehouse in here! What kind of party did Urameshi's mom have in here anyway?" he asked.

Minako gave him her best answer. "Don't know. Let's find that lazy jerk before I lose my lunch. "

A polite male voice spoke up. "Yes, It does smell a little awful in here doesn't it?"

Another male voice, dripping with malice and darkness was revealed. "It reeks of death in here."

Kuwabara instantly knew the two voices. "Kurama, Shrimp! (Hiei) What are you two doin' here?

Kurama, ever the handsome fox demon, said "Koenma sent us here to hold a meeting with you and Yusuke about what's going on."

The small fire demon known as Hiei piped up "Who is this baka onna? Why is she here?"

Minako became extremely angry at this comment. "How dare he call me that!" " Excuse me, little man. I'm not what you said I am."

Hiei didn't really care. "Yes......" he began.

The blonde beauty was still pissed off and interrupted Hiei with mad gusto. "And another thing, kid. Go home, I think your mother is calling for you." she said

"Miss, Hiei isn't a child. He's a demon." Kurama told Minako.

Kuwabara broke in with "Yea, a little demon who needs to lay off on my girl!"

That comment gave the group a little shock " I thought you were in love with Yukina?" inquired the fire demon.

Kuwabara, with a hint of sadness, said "That was a long time ago. Yukina told me she fell in love with Touya."

Suddenly, Minako spoke up. "Oh, where are my manners?! I forgot to tell you guys my name. It's Minako Aino, first class Spirit Detective. Nice to meet you.(to Kurama and Hiei)

Kuwabara also remembered something. "Oh yeah, this is Kurama (points to the red haired bishie), and this little shrimp is Hiei (points to the black haired demon)."

Minako smiled at the love of her life with great passion. "Thank you Kazuma. Now we need to wake up Yusuke."

Hiei, as mean and cold as usual, said "Hn, the fool should of been awake hours ago."

"Now now Hiei, not everyone has been awake since dawn like you have." corrected Kurama

Kuwabara laughed a deep belly chuckle at the black haired demon. "You're cracked shrimp. Awake since the break of dawn ain't good"

Hiei started to get into a battle position. "And why is that, oaf?' he asked.

Minako gave a deep threatening glare to the demon and told him "If you can't say anything nice to Kazuma, Hiei, you can just fuck off."

The group headed towards Yusuke's bedroom and opened the door. The Spirit Detective was dead to the world, clad in sweat pants. His hair was ungelled and unruly from sleep.

Kurama asked the girl. "So how do we wake Yusuke up?"

Minako gave her plan as follows. "I said that I had a great idea and this is what I'm going to do. Hiei, take ahold of Yusuke's legs and Kurama and Kazuma each take one arm. I'll get in the bathroom and get everything ready."

With that, the plan was put into action. As the boys did what she told, Minako went into the bathroom. She picked up the various towels on the floor and put them in the dirty clothes basket. She pulled back the shower curtain and postioned the shower head.

"Okay guys, lay Yusuke in the tub and I'll take care of the rest." Minako whispered.

Kuwabara whispered back."I sure hope you know what you are doin'."

"Trust me, Kuwa-chan." Minako said to her childhood friend.

With that, Minako turned the water on it's coldest setting and turned on the shower head. As the icy cold water rained down on the slumbering Yusuke, Minako and the others ran out of there like bats out of hell.

Yusuke was now fully awake and pissed off. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! WHY THE FUCK AM I IN THE BATHTUB!!!!!!!!" he screamed.

Kurama though to himself "Oh my, this isn't good."

End of Chapter 3

baka onna: Stupid Woman