Authors note- None of these characters are mine they all belong to Louise Rennison and yada yada yada I highly suggest brushing up on "Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers" before continueing.

Friday June 24th 3:00pm

Summer Hols Summer Hols Summer Hols! And the most nerve-recking day of my life. Really I should get out my Buddha shrine. Masimo is going to tell me tonight if we should be girly and boy-y mates together at 7:00pm at the clock tower. Only four hours to prepare.

4:04pm

Black Mini and black top and my new boots. I look like a Marvy Marvy Minx. Watch out Masimo. Wonder if Mutti would notice I barrowed her purse.

4:27pm- Phoned Jaz

"Hello Gorgey Jazzy"

"Hello Lezzy"

"Jaz I am not a Lezzy for calling you Gorgey"

"Tom calls me Gorgey"

"Well don't worry I won't call you Po"

"But you do call me Po"

"Ok, I won't call you whatever other personal things Hunky calls you"

"I would call Po personal"

"Goodbye Po"

I really can't deal with her right now.

4:31pm-Re-Phoned Jaz

"Hello Jaz"

"Rosie?"

"Non."

"Gee?"

"Oui."

"Didn't you just hang up on me?"

"Yes."

"And you called me back?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because I love you."

"Lezzy."

"Well actually Po..."

"You are a Lezzy!"

"NO! I have my rollers in for maximum bouncibility and I am waiting for my nails to dry and I need toi to talk to moi for relaxi-osity."

"You seemed Relaxed in school."

"Well… I need to stay occupied."

"I see."

"What if Masimos says we shouldn't be together."

"You said in school he would say yes because he is giving you a week of thought and not wet Lindsey."

"I know."

"So why do you need to relax?"

"Because Jaz I just said that!"

"Why say it if you don't mean it?"

"Because. Goodbye Jaz."

Really I don't get her. O Blimey Mutti is screaming for me.

7:15- To The Clock Tower!

Run. Run. Pant. Pant. Gotta Go Catch Masimo! Stupid Mutti and her "emergency yoga class"! Stupid Vati making me watch Libby as he DIY'd a new birdhouse. Run. Run. Pant. Pant.

11:00pm-Bed of Pain

Why? Why? Why? is there an ocean between Here and America? Why? I wouldn't mind being closer to my American chums. Here is what happened. I ran to Masimo and caught him right as he was walking away.

"Caro! I thought I would not see you."

"Uh yeah Libby yeah"

"I need to say a lot. I thought about you all week. I think we should not be together" and instantly I wanted to cry but I was all full of pride-osity.

"But…"

"I like you, Caro. I do Georgia"

"But, I know Dave told me,you just want to have fun and me a minx and a sex god and…."

"I am leaving for America."

"What!"

"I have thing there to go to. Its not fair to you. I may come back. I don't know. I might. If I do I will find you."

"You like me. You are leaving. You don't know if you're coming back?"

"...And I am a sex god?"

"...What?"

And then he lifted my face now wet with tears and snogged me under the tower. It was great completely jelliody snogging. Eventually we said ciaro.

June 25th 2:00pm-Jaz's room

"When is he leaving?" asked Roro while she opened a new bag of crisps.

"Two days. He thinks it is best he leaves without seeing me. It was so amazing why risk having a memory thatsless thanperfect?" I replied as I drank some of my fizzy drink.

"Bullocks!" jazz said.

"what?" I asked

"He is going to America for another girl and he just waited a week to make sure he could make a clean get away." She said way too casually so I threw a pillow at her.

"Maybe, but I am not thinking that. I am thinking I am heart broken over the mostest perfectest sexgoddy bloke ever" I said

"You still have Dave."Jools replied

"Well so what! he isn't Masimomy italian lurve." I snorted.

"You don't even know Masimo!" Jaz yelled.

I threw another pillow at her and she sighed and dropped the subject. Really I should be a diplomat I could solve world problems with my pillow throwing amazing skillosity. Then we started talking about Rosie's party next Saturday. A vampire theme party. Just what I need, a bunch of people sucking on each other around heartbroken moi.

9:45pm

In my Jimjams being depressed. Eating choccies I found from last valentines day…they aren't good. ButVair vair appropriate for a broken hearted girl like me.

10:00pm

Libby marched in and said, "I am respectable lady, bad boy! I won't sleep with you any more!" Good grief someone needs to stop her from watching soap operas. Even though her English is getting better. Also I have my bed to myself now.

11:34pm

I miss Libby and her "fweinds" I am all aloney on my owney and dave-less.

11:36pm

I meant Masimo-less

11:47pm

Stupid Dave saying how we should be together. Like me and him makes any sense. And his "the bigger the PANTS the harder they fall"….haha falling pants!

11:50pm

How can I be laughing over Dave's falling pants when I am missing Masimo. I mean we had that great night at the tower and going out to dinner…Dave is a good snogger and the hornmeister...i must note that.

11:54pm

Vatti loved Masimo. I don't know if that's good or not. Do I really want to live with a father who is convinced my love life is an episode of the Sopranos? No…but I must not get over Masimo this quick I must give him proper grieving time.I am a vixen not a cheap lady of the night person.