Disclaimer: Daniel, Vala, and Teal'c belong to Stargate. Luke Skywalker belongs to George Lucas. Lisa is mine.
Double Date
Vala: "Daniel can we go out tonight?"
Daniel: "Nope"
Vala: "What if I bring someone from a galaxy far away?"
Daniel: "Vala those people don't exist."
Vala pulled out her cell phone and pressed the speed dial button.
Vala: "Hello Luke, bring a date and we can double."
Daniel: "Fine."
At the restaurant:
Luke: Hi.
Lisa: Hi.
Vala: Hello.
Daniel: Vala I can't believe you actually know Luke Skywalker and his date.
Vala: What's your name?
Lisa: Lisa.
Teal'c: Luke Skywalker give me your autograph or I will pumble you.
Luke: Who's he?
Daniel: That's Teal'c. He won't hurt you unless he's going to pumble you.
Luke quickly wrote his name on a piece of paper and gave it to Teal'c.
Teal'c: Oh Daniel the Daedalus came and left again.
Daniel: WHAT! Every time I go out with Vala they come and leave.
Teal'c: Tough luck Daniel Jackson.
When Teal'c left they all sat down, and a waiter came up.
Waiter: Hey aren't you Luke Skywalker?
Luke: Yes.
Lisa: Why don't we leave and go catch a movie or something?
Luke: Good idea lets go.
Vala: Wait for us.
On the way to the movies…
Daniel: What movie do you want to see?
Vala: Star Wars.
Daniel: No!
Vala: Why not?
Daniel: Padme is in it.
Vala: So.
Daniel: So? So! Hello this is padme we're talking about.
Luke: What's wrong with my mom?
Daniel: She's evil.
Luke: No she's not.
Daniel: Yes she is. She's from Natu!
Luke: Um I think you mean Naboo.
Daniel: No I mean Natu. She's so evil she got kicked out.
Luke: I think you have her confused with someone else.
Suddenly Padme came running by. Close on her tail was the other Padme with a shovel. Luke and Daniel looked at each other.
Daniel: Told ya.
Luke: That was weird.
Daniel: I know. Now let's get back to business. No Star Wars.
Vala: But Daniel this is episode four.
Daniel: No Padme?
Vala: No.
Daniel: In that case I guess it's okay.
Vala: Good let's go.
Vala and Daniel left and Luke and Lisa followed.
Lisa: Wait why are we following them.
Luke: If we don't well Vala has her ways of torture.
Lisa: I see. Let's go.
At the movies:
Vala: Let's get popcorn. Daniel, buy me popcorn.
Daniel: No.
Vala: Padme.
Daniel: Ok I'll buy you popcorn.
Vala: Yay.
Lisa: Let's just go watch the movie.
When they were watching the movie Luke and Lisa seemed terribly board.
Vala: Why are you two board this movies exciting.
Luke: Vala I lived it.
Lisa: And I've seen it over ten zillion times.
When the movie was over they walked a little while and stopped to sit down. Lisa: Good night I'm going home. Come on Luke lets go.
Luke and Lisa left leaving Vala and Daniel alone. They were walking back to base and Vala stopped and began talking to Daniel.
Vala: Daniel I had fun. We should do it again alone next time.
Daniel: That would be great Vala.
They walked back to base.
Vala: Good night Daniel.
Daniel: Good night Vala.