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a/n: I got this written sonner than I thought I would. This chapter foucses on Kuwabara and the demons that kidnapped him. I tried to keep him in character but I don't think it worked, but before you complain think about the situation he is in.
Before Kuwabara could even try and jerk away from the teeth he heard a voice that sounded far away, talking. That was when he remembered that almost as soon as he had hit the ground a dark figure had jumped onto his back and had stuck something into his neck. He forced himself to wake up so he could hear what the demon was saying to him.
"Humans are so pathetic all you need is a weak mind and you can plant any thing you want into it," a small dark skinned demon said to Kuwabara as he stepped into his line of sight.
Kuwabara weakly lifted his head and glared at the demon," If you had not drugged me then you would not have been able to enter my mind," Kuwabara spat as he tried to keep from passing out again.
"I will just let you keep thinking that," the demon sneered, "meanwhile me and my companion will get you ready for my master to eat."
Kuwabara watched as the demon walked away before he looked around where they were holding him. Usually he would have flown into the demon, but right now it was all he could do to keep awake. The drugs they had given him must have been pretty strong because it was now dark out, and he was in an area that he was unfamiliar with. From what he could see from where he was sitting, there was nothing but trees for miles around. He couldn't see any city lights over the horizon so he figured that they had moved him farther into the woods. There was a small campfire with a pot of something very smelly cooking. Kuwabara could only sit and hope that his teammates would be able to find him before the demon decided that he was hungry for some human meat.
As he was sitting there trying to think of a plan of escape he heard a strange cackling sound coming from the direction of the campfire. When he looked up he saw that a weird looking puke green demon had joined the first, and it looked like to him that those demons were more than teammates. Kuwabara thought he was hallucinating at first when he saw them kissing, but it was not any kind of kissing that Kuwabara had ever seen in his life. It seemed more like to him two lizards fighting for one tongue. 'Oh god if they are trying to gross me out then they are doing a good job,' Kuwabara thought to himself as he watched them. He tried to turn away so he would not have to see that, but he was forced to look again when he heard a strange creaking noise. When he looked again the demons had gotten into the pot of boiling liquid and were doing some kind of strange dance. The dance involved a lot of rocking back and forth, spinning in circles around each other, and some kind of strange chanting. All the while they were doing this, green slimy liquid was spilling out of the pot turning the fire into a strange shade of yellow, and Kuwabara was trying to figure out how they were keeping their balance and how they could stand such a hot environment. The more Kuwabara watched the more confused he grew until finally the demons disappeared all together leaving only a green cloud of smoke in their wake. Before he could even think that they had left, a demon roughly about seven feet tall was standing where the first two had been. The demon climbed out of the pot and walked naked over to where a large fur was laying folded on the ground. When the demon tied it around his waist, he spun to face Kuwabara. Kuwabara struggled to contain a gasp when he got a good look at the demon's face and chest. His face looked like it was divided into two parts. The first part was real droopy and sagging looking. While on the second side the skin was pulled so tight against the skull that Kuwabara could easily count the individual bones. He could also see that the demon had almost no hair just a small patch over each of his ears. His ears were some of the strangest things he had ever seen. They were rounded at the lobe of the ear and pointed at the top. They were also folded over like that of a droopy dog's ears. And on top of his head there was a large horn that was folded over to form a half circle with the point of the horn almost touching to top of the demons head. Put all together it formed a rather grotesque picture. The demon's chest was also pretty strange in that the breastbone was rather prominent in some places. His skin was also the same as his face except it was switched around. The droopy part was on the right while the tight part was on the left. All in all it looked exactly like someone had tried to combine the two beings together, but had been into to big of a hurry to do it properly.
Unbeknownst to Kuwabara while he had been studying the changes to the demon, the demon had been walking toward him.
"So, human are you ready to be tenderized," the giant demon asked Kuwabara, scaring the crap out of him.
"Um, what do you mean tenderized?" Kuwabara asked in an uneasy tone while his heart slowed back down to a reasonable pace.
"Why, I mean that our master does not like his humans to be to tough so we make mush out of the insides. That way when he gets ready to eat, all we have to do is throw you into a fire and you will be done in seconds."
"Ok, before you 'tenderize' me why don't you tell me what you and your freaky friend were doing in that pot," Kuwabara demanded trying to hold out long enough for his friends to find him.
"Now why would you want to know that," the mixed demon asked.
"I don't, maybe because I'm curious about what you were doing."
"Fine I guess I can tell you, but it's not like it will do you a bit of good, because by the time you are done stalling me my master will have already been here and ready for his evening meal," the demon said as he walked over to crouch in front of Kuwabara.
Kuwabara's eyes widened as he realized that the demon wasn't wearing anything in the way of underwear. 'Oh, god what kind of freak is this,' Kuwabara asked himself in despair as he got more than a good look at the demon private parts. From what he had caught a glimpse of it seemed that the demon had no gender. When Kuwabara looked up at the demons face he was studying him like a bug under a microscope.
"Did you like what you saw?" the demon asked Kuwabara with a smirk on his face.
"What are you talking about?" Kuwabara snapped as he felt his face turn red with embarrassment.
"Why it is easy. You humans think that you are superior to us that everything has to be modeled by what you see yourselves as. Well in the demon world things are very much different. There are some that are like you, but then there are some that are just bred to be slaves. Some like myself can chose to have a gender or we can chose to hide it away when we don't need it."
"So you are saying that some how you can make your privates go away?" Kuwabara asked with a puzzled frown. Kuwabara had no clue what this demon was talking about, but if it kept him distracted then he would just try and ask intelligent questions to keep the demon off guard long enough for him to get free or for his friends to find him.
The demon vigorously shook his head," No that is not what I'm saying," he snapped as he stood back up. It seemed that the time for asking had come to an end.
"But I would just like to know more about the demon world!" Kuwabara cried desperately trying to keeping the demon talking just a little bit longer, but it was not to be. As the demon turned and walked back toward the fire where a long plain wooden staff lay on the ground, Kuwabara started to get an uneasy felling in his stomach as he watched the demon bend down and pick the staff up, but the only thing the demon did with it was to stir the fire. When it seemed that the demon had lost interest in him Kuwabara settled down to try and catch a little bit of sleep. He knew that in his condition he would not be able to go anywhere even if he had been untied, but what he was wondering about was why the demon had transformed into a giant if he was just planning on leaving him alone. What Kuwabara didn't realize was that the demon had managed to sidestep his question of how they did their transformation.
When Kuwabara drifted off to sleep from a combination of the drugs and exhaustion, the demon got up from where he had been sitting and walked over to finish transporting him to the demon world. The only reason they had transformed was to let their master know that they had captured one of the spirit detectives and that they were on their way to him. Because of their bond with their master he knew the minute that something happened to them. Some how their master had known almost the minute that the detectives had been sent to bring him back in. They had been hoping to catch the other human, but this one would have to do. As he created a portal to the demon world he made sure to mask the energy just enough that even if they were close to them they would head in the wrong direction. The minute he stepped through the portal he knew that something was very wrong, but before he could react something slammed into the back of his head. Just before he lost consciousness he felt the weight of the human being lifted from his shoulders.
'We are so dead when our master finds out we have lost the human,' he thought to himself as he slipped into darkness.
"Thank you, Kome and Gelrd, you have spared me the trouble of going to the human world myself," Jode laugh to himself as he walked off with his prize. He knew that their master had been having problems lately ever since he broke out of the Spirit World jail, but he had had no idea that he had stooped to eating humans. 'Oh, well it's not my problem he will just have to find another human, this one is mine.' Poor Kuwabara remained oblivious to the changing of hands not knowing the strange twist that his life was about to take.