Luciado was nice enough to let me continue this story.
I don't own tales of symphonia.
Dumb Humorous Moments: 2
Lloyd's father. (31)
"Lloyd would you like to meet your father" said Yuan.
Lloyd exits house…
"No it can't be…" said Lloyd.
"Yes it is Lloyd I am your father" said Darth Vader.
"Darth what are you doing here" asked Yuan.
"Kratos said he'd pay me 50 bucks if I did it" said Darth.
Fire men at work 3 (32)"Well Genis we've done good" said Lloyd.
"Wait I just remembered something" said Genis.
"Oh no please don't tell me another place is on fire" said Lloyd.
"No our yellow liquid should have caused the fire to spread" said Genis.
-fire reappears-
"Quick pee on it" said Lloyd doing just that.
"But that will cause it to spread" said Genis.
The fire engulfs symphonia and that's the end.
Night in flanoir (33).
"I think we can be good friends Sheena" said Lloyd.
"Friends" said Sheena.
"What you don't want to" asked Lloyd?
"Idiot" said Sheena.
-push-
Sheena falls of to rail.
"That's for calling me an idiot bitch" said Lloyd.
Escape from Kavar (34)
Sheena summons that guardian thing.
Guardian creates smoke and teleports our hero's.
"Thanks Sheena but why did that gas smell so bad" asked Lloyd?
"Beets me" said Sheena.
'I knew I shouldn't have had that burrito' thinks Sheena.
Kratos is a rock star (35)
"Lloyd did you now that its because of you I had to join Mithos again" said Kratos.
"Why is it my fault" asked Lloyd?
"Because of you me and Anna had to give up on being rock stars and I became an alcoholic and I got drunk and shoved you and your mom off a cliff and Noishe and I thought both of you went to a strip bar" yelled Kratos.
"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" cries Lloyd.
First time in Triet (36)
"Man its hot" said Lloyd.
Then a rock band comes in and sings.
"Its getting hot in her so take off all your cloths" sang the band.
Lloyd kills them.
Gardeners (37).
"We are gonna crash" said Genis.
"AAAAAHHHHH" yells Lloyd.
-crash-
"Were are we" asked Lloyd?
Man with dog ears pops up.
"Hi my name is Inuyasha and you guys must be the gardeners. Okay first go over there, Kiade's house is like a pile of shit" said Inuyasha.
-stab-
"NNNOOOOOOOOO" yells Kagome coming out of nowhere.
-stab-
"Well what now" asked Lloyd?
"Lets go take a shit" said Genis.
"Reganomics" said Lloyd.
Lloyd and Colette.(38)
Colette walks in the door in a metal body and laughs like Bevis from Bevis and Butthead.
"He he I'm back" says Colette.
Shoots everyone.
"Thanks Colette those people were starting to get me ticked" said Lloyd.
Shoots Lloyd
"This is cool" says Colette.
Unrefined (39)"I'm tired of Kratos always telling me I'm unrefined! He's done
it since I was little!" cried Lloyd!
Flashback...
"BLEAHH!" belched Lloyd.
"Lloyd your vomit is unrefined!" yelled Kratos
"P"
"Your diaper-crapping is unrefined! You must eat more corn if
you are to be compared to my crapping!" yelled Kratos!
"Dat's just gwoss" said Lloyd.
"... Shut up" yelled Kratos.
How they really defeated Mithos (40)
Battle start…Lloyd walks up to Mithos and tries pocking him in the eyes several times but Mithos keeps puuting his hand inbetween his fingers.
"OKAY THAT'S IT" yelled Lloyd punching Mithos in the face.
"AH MY NEW NOSE" cried Mithos.
"Your power is truly great I surrender" said Mithos.
End.
Okay not my greatest idea but it took me weeks to come up with this stuff. It took a month to make up some puns and non-puns but hey can't blame a guy for trying.