Hello people. Today we have better humor and at least 1 bad moment for Lloyd and a taco. Just read to find out what happens.
I don't own tales of symphonia.
Ch.2 of dumb moments
Lloyd gets a phone call (41)
"Who am I , what number did you call never call hear again" hangs up phone
"I guess I showed him" said Lloyd.
"No one messes with Lloyd Ar" said Lloyd
Colette goes to the doctor (42)
"Okay Colette now lets take a look at that Bergina" said the doctor
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"The Leap (43)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Lloyd as he leaped off a cliff to his doom.
He fell inside a hot dog stand.
"Where's the cream fillin" asked Lloyd. XP
Lloyd goes to the Beach (44)
"Why'd I come here again" said Lloyd.
Floor falls apart and Lloyd falls into a deep pit.
But it wasn't Lloyd falling it was his fat, bald stunt double.
Lloyd replaces his stunt double when he hits the ground.
"Come on buds drink my suds in a world of pure inebriation" sang Willy Wonka the one from family guy.
Lloyd slowly backed away fell into the chocolate making machine and made the first candy called Ice Charades.
Ice Charades ingredients: 1 Lloyd Irving/Arourin.
Zelos thinks he's ugly (45)Zelos jumps off a cliff and dies because he thinks he's ugly since he became 25 years old.
"I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD" he said falling to his death.
And if you are ugly you can still hear him saying "I'm ugly and I'm proud"
Colette could here "I'm ugly and I'm proud" in her head and jumped off the same cliff along with Genis, Mark, Naruto, Sakura, a dog, a cat, a bird, a flying Eagle, a monkey, Sasuke, Kratos, Dirk, Edward Elric, a hippie, your grandma, your grandpa, and your future son, but most of all Colette and her loogie (you know what I mean)
Ending of Tales of symphonia opening (46)
Okay we all know what happens near the ending right. How Lloyd's sheaths his sword. Well here's what happens on take one.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Lloyd stabbing his leg.
Lloyd gets a car (47)
Lloyd crashes through a schools wall. Lloyd gets out of the runs in front of it and Lloyd looked at his car.
"How the hell did this car get in here" asked Lloyd.
Sheena's near death experience (48)
Sheena was near death now.
Sheena woke up and found herself on a bed with white sheets and pillows. A sign hung over the bed it said Welcome To HEAVEN.
"Wow so this is heaven" said Sheena.
Sheena was now at the entrance of the hotel.
"Time to see what heaven is like" said Sheena.
She opened the door and saw angels beating each other's with sticks, chairs, swords, and mamodo's
Sheena immediately woke up from the near death experience. She was in the same place again but with red sheets instead. She looked to her right and saw Mike Myers.
Lloyd eats a taco (49)
Lloyd slowly bit into the taco.
All of a sudden a hurricane hit Symphonia.
He did it again and yet another hurricane appeared.
"Umm…" said Lloyd still eating the taco.
Every time you eat a taco a hurricane plans its revenge on symphonia. (Bad moment)
Colette goes to the beach (50)
Lloyd held 2 movies in his hand. Colette goes to the Beach and Colette doesn't go to the beach.
"The store will be closing in 5 minutes" said a man on the microphone.
Lloyd was struggling on which movie to rent from BLOCKBUSTER.
End
Okay truth is the last one was my sister's idea. I said it'll will never work. Well stay tuned for more dumb humorous moments.
