Smack: So yeah...

Malik: Give me the Millenium Rod!

Atemu: I FINNALY MADE COOKEHS!

Smack: ... Yeah. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Atemu: You wish you did though...

Smack: Yes... But I don't.

Malik quietly entered the kitchen and looked around. Achoo! Big mistake! Smack accidently sneezed and now Malik was on her trail , desperatly wanting his Millenium Rod back. "Why should I give it back? We had a deal!"

"Because it's mine!" Twitch mysteriously popped into the kitchen ,"He has a point ya know!" Smack rolled her eyes and began to run out the door , but was stopped instently by Bakura. "HEY! Why the freak are you in my house? Malik did you let him in... OH MY GAHD! Please don't.. EEEEW!"

"What?" Twitch said walking back into the kitchen. "Bakura is here..." Smack replied , gagging. Twitch instently caught on ,"That is so freakin gross!" Malik and Bakura gave each other weird looks ,"What is so gross?"

"You know! Now I'm gonna have to wash those sheets..."

"WAIT! What if they didn't do it on the bed?"

"OMG! That makes it even worse! I think I might puke! It's bad enough I always have to change Chiisai's sheets , but now yours? WHy don't you go to Bakura's house more often?"

Bakura and Malik finnaly figured out what they were talking about , but didn't understand why... no one was suppose to know they were in a RELATIONSHIP , nor were they suppose to know of the things they have done. Malik tried to cover up ,"What are you talking about? We aren't togethor!" Smack rolled her eyes again ,"Oh whatever! You can hear everything and anything that happens in that room , it's DISGUSTING! You should be more careful about what you do , ecxpecially with Chiisai around.."

Chiisai was Smack and Atemu's gay vampiric son. He was only around 5 months old.. but he was walking , and talking at 1 month old. He could also speak in complete sentences , and had more knowledge then anyone he knew. He was even smarter than his ex-boyfriend , Sukaira , who was younger then him only by about a month , but was only about 2 points away on their IQ Test. Sukaira , being Twitch's and Seto's son... made things more difficult. Also they recently finding out that Atemu , himself , was Dracula. Giving the answer to the reason of WHY Chiisai was a vampire.. but not yet an answer to why Twitch's son seemed unusually like an Elf.

"What was that for?" Malik said looking at Smack.

"Hm? What was what for?"

"Going into that conversation about Chiisai and Sukaira!"

"Well! People are gonna need to know who they are... I can't just have Chiisai running around naked without people knowing who he is!"

Malik was shocked ,"NAKED?"

"Uh yeah.. lately that's been his thing. He says nudity gives out your personality more."

Now Twitch was ecxited... she always was fond of Chiisai , she found him quite adorable even though he WAS the deffinition of EVIL. Chiisai's whole plan for life is.. to Rule the earth and all upon it. "WWEEEE!"

"HOLY CRAP! EVERYONE COVER YOUR EYES!" Smack screamed as she ran towards Chiisai who was now standing ontop of the counter , completly nude. "Chiisai! NO!"

Everyone walked out of the room as Smack tried to grab Chiisai and send him to his room to get dressed ,"Aaaaw! But I want to stay and see Chiisai naked!" Malik smacked Twitch upside the head ,"You freak!"

"Don't hit me! And speaking of freaks , have you looked in the mirror lately , porcipine?" Malik let out a loud gasp ,"How dare you make fun of my hair!"

"Well maybe you should get a haircut and people wouldn't make fun of your hair so often." Smack was now tugging Chiisai out of the kitchen , fully dressed (thank gahd) and Chiisai was frantically trying to get away. "Stop squirming or I'll chain you up you little nasty freak!" At that moment Chiisai stuck his finger in his mouth and whiped the slobber all over Smack's arm. "EEEW! You ... urgh! Thats it!" Smack went to the closet that Yugi was laying dead in and threw Chiisai in.

"Urm , Smack?"

"WHAT TWITCH?"
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"

"OO HOLY CRUD! CHIISAI DON'T TOUCH THAT DEAD BODY!" Smack flew the closet door open just in time to see Chiisai trying to pull dead Yugi's pants off. -gonk- "Chiisai! You sick gay pervert! Get your ass outta there and to your room!" Chiisai sighed and started towards his room. "You ruin ALL my fun.. first you don't let me run around the house naked , and then you don't let me screw a dead guy. Gahd , your gonna ruin me!"

"Your gonna kill yourself goin' around screwing everything in living sight!" Chiisai started to run to his room and Smack headed towards a couch that Atemu was sitting on. "Atteeemu! Can I just kill him?"

"No.. because then you would get sent to jail for child abuse.."

"So! It would be worth my time!" Smack said falling onto the couch and laying down in Atemu's lap.

"Holy crap! Where did Seto go?"

"I think I last saw him when you were running after him down the hall , and I guess since you didn't come back with him.. that he is at work." Twitch gasped but decided to let it go and just fell into a chair. Malik fell into a chair as well , still angry at the fact that he didn't have his Millenium Rod back , and last but not least Bakura fell into Malik's lap and Malik began to stroke Bakura's hair with his hand.