Smack's YuGiOh! Chapter 3: Sleepwalking Pie, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Smack: - - I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Malik continued stroking Bakura's hair and Bakura turned slightly. Atemu turned the radio on and began to sing. "Holy crab nuts! Atemu you can sing!" Smack yelled out jumping up. Twitch just yawned and looked unimpressed. Bakura was now turned towards Malik and they were kissing very romantically. "OO Bakura! Malik! Go do that somewhere else!" Atemu now had stopped staring at was gagging. "NO! NO! NO! It's soooo sexy! Don't make them stop ," Smack said staring at Malik and Bakura making out.

"Fine , I wont.. but if as much as a shirt comes off , there leaving!"

Smack sighed ,"Fine.. you always ruin the great moments! Oh no! OO I'm starting to sound like Chiisai!"

"Nah , you sound nothing like that sexy little guy." Twitch said now staring at Malik and Bakura who had somehow found themselves on the floor.

"Oookay , your REALLY starting to creep me out Twitch..." Smack said while still staring at Malik and Bakura who were now trying to take each other's shirts off ,"NO! DON'T DO THAT! THEN YOU HAVE TO LEAVE!" It was to late though , Malik tore Bakura's shirt off and Atemu sent them off to Malik's room.

Smack grinned though and whispered to Twitch as she passed by to go to the kitchen ,"Oh well , I have cameras in Malik's room. - "

Smack headed towards the kitchen , followed by Atemu.

"I wooooonder what I should eat ," Smack was now digging through the cabnits and searching the freezer for food. "OMG! I KNOW! I want... " Smack pulled out a box ,"A HOTPOCKET!"

"Don't you remember what happened last time you ate a hotpocket?" Atemu was now staring at cookie recipes , hoping to make some more.

"Uh ... no."

"OH! OH! OH! Can I name it?" Twitch said jumping up and down.

"Urm.. I guess..."

" I SHALL NAME IT SETO!"

"OH MY GAHD! NO!" Twitch just blinked and went on her way , to go and try to find Seto.

"Noooow... time to make my hotpocket! -" Smack shoved the hotpocket in the microwave and punched in the time , then stared as the Hotpocket went round , and round. Finally when it dinged she took it out and took a big bite. "OW!"

"What?" Atemu looked up quickly.

"IT BURNT MY TONGUE! THAT EVIL LITTLE THING! IT SHALL DIE!" Smack threw the hotpocket on the ground and began to stomp on it. Atemu sighed ,"I knew this was going to happen... ecxactly as last time."

"Shut up!" Smack left the kitchen to find Seto and Twitch laying on the couch asleep ,"HOLY CRAB NUTS! GET OFF MY COUCH YOU WHORES!" Seto abruptly sat up and looked around ,"Huh? What was that?"

"It was me you slut man!"

"Who.. who is me? OO"

"Smaaack! You have eyes don't you? Your staring right at me!"

"Holy crud I am? I don't see anything?"

"Holy damn... are you still asleep?"

"Why yes.. yes I am. - Are you my dreeeaaamms?"

"No.. I'm your.. concious." Smack said while beaming an evil smile.. "This.. should be fun."

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Meanwhile Atemu was in the kitchen still searching through the cookbook. "I wonder what this is.. Oh my gahd! PIE! Thats what I wanna make! I wanna make pie!" Atemu ran his finger over the ingrediants as he ran around seaching for everything he needed and throwing them onto the counter. "Yeah pie!"

Atemu looks at the instructions and threw in the first few ingrediants in and began to stir them togethor. "Ladidadadadada!"

"Now Seto.. I demand you to act like a chicken!"

"But why?"

"Because I told you to!"

"Okay!" Seto stood up and started prancing around acting like a chicken then started plucking at Twitch's hair.

"DON'T TOUCH TWITCH! You'll work her up you damn idiot! Now.. Go get me ... Icecream , with Yugi's leg in it."
"Urm.. okay." Seto skipped off and headed towards the kitchen , but soon came running out screaming. "FIRE! FIRE!"

Smack smacked her forehead ,"Holy crab nuts! I left Atemu in the kitchen!" Smack ran to the kitchen , grabbing the fire hydrent on her way and sprayed the fire down. "Atemu! Are you okay?" Smack said running into his arms , for he was covered in blackness.

"Uh.. NO!"

Smack almost cried ,"Holy crab nuts? DO I NEED TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL?"

"No! I'm not okay , because I wanted pie!" Atemu stamped his foot and went back to the recipe , but when he picked it up it crumbled into pieces. "NOOO! I WANT PIE!"

"Uh.. Atemu? Why not just eat this pie?" Smack shoved a pie towards Atemu.

Blinking Atemu said ,"What? Where did you get that...?"

"I made Seto go get it... like right before I came in here."

Flashback:

"Seto! Go get pie while I put the fire out!"

"OKAY!" -screams and runs out the door-

:End of Flashback

"Really? Wait.. why would he do that?"

"He's sleepwalking , and thinks I'm his concious. -"

"Oooh ,thats nice." Atemu took out two forks , handed one to Smack and began eating.

"Yes.. yes it is. Nooow , where did he go?" Smack took her fork and ate too.

"I'M HEEEERRREE!" Seto came flying down from the ceiling on a rope , completely naked.

"HOLY CRABER NUTYOHS! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU MAN SLUT! OO" Smack covered her eyes and ran out of the room.

"I'm to sexeh for my shirt , to sexeh for my shirt!" Seto landed on the counter and began shaking his ass around. "ARGH!" Atemu yelled as he ran out of the room with his pie. Smack ran towards Twitch who was still sleeping on the couch , drooling all over it. Smack grabbed her shoulders and started to shake her awake. "WAKE UP TWITCH! PLEEEASSE!"
Twitch woke up yawing "What do you want you whore?"

Smack gasped ,"I AM NOT A WHORE! And we need you to wake up so you can get your naked , sleep walking husband off the counter and dressed!"

"Ho shit! He's naked and sleep walking? YEAH! -"

"TWITCH! NO!" Smack said shaking her head and getting to run for her life , if Seto had decided to come walking in.

"What?"

"Get him fuckin' dressed and outta here!"

"Oh fine! You ruin all the fun!"

"I DO NOT! IF YOU WANT TO KEEP HIM NAKED AND SLEEP WALKING THEN TAKE HIM TO YOUR HOUSE!"

"Ho shit? OO I have a house?"

"Uuuh.. I think so. - - "

Seto: I'm naked? oO

Smack: YES SO GET DRESSED!
Atemu: PLEASE! My eyes are bleeding!
Twitch: But his nakey ness is sexeh!

Smack: -gags- Please review! -