ADG64 - That woz so funny! and i need a few laughs since i'm writng a sad story at the moment. Atemu made pie CORRECTLY! oh well, theres a first time for everything! Make part 5 very soon!
Smack: THANKIES SO MUCH! -huggles- As soon as I got this I began writing part 5! -
Twitch: THE BALOGNA!
Smack: SHUT THE FUCK UP! -smacks Twitch-
... Seto was staring at Twitch now like 'Wtf? Are you on drugs?' but he just said ,"What are you talking about Twitch?"
"Just as I said! The balonga was talking to me ... and it wants to KILL ME!" Smack was now walking out of the kitchen Atemu beside her ,"It never said anything about killing you!"
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?" Twitch said frantically turning around.
"Because I was the one you were hearing.. not the balonga you dumbass..." Smack walked passed Twitch and headed towards the hallway , Atemu plopped down on the couch and began reading a magazine called 'Pharoah's Merchandice' and on a big red sticker it said 'Free 50 pound carton of GEL'. As Twitch read that she cracked up laughing and fell on the floor.
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Smack was slinking along the hallway , her body pressed up against the wall to make sure NO ONE saw her. She finnaly came to a stop and pressed a button on the wall. A door popped up out of NO WHERE and Smack walked in... into a room FULL of small TVs and many techinal objects , and in the middle of the room... a rolly chair. Smack flung herself into the chair , and picked up a small channel changer. She rewound a tape that was in the middle TV and then played it.
' It was dark in Malik's bedroom.. untill a small shot of light came across the room as Malik and Bakura walked in still kissing. Bakura layed down across Malik's bed and Malik sat ontop of him and kissed Bakura on the lips gently ,"Bakura..." Bakura put his hands around Malik's head and stroked his hair as he pulled him in for a deep , hard kiss. Malik slipped his tongue into Bakura's mouth and felt around , as Bakura slipped his tongue into Malik's mouth.'
"Oooh... this is going to be soooo good." Smack said leaning in closer to the TV.
"SMAAAAACK!"
"UGH!" Smack paused the tape and walked out the door. "What Twitch?" Twitch was standing right outside the door staring at the little button.
"What are you occupying your time with at the moment?"
"Watching Malik and Bakura get it on...Why?"
"OMG! I WANNA WATCH TOO!"
"Fine... hurry up and go get a chair." Twitch ran off and was quickly back with her own rolling chair and rolled it into the room. Smack pressed the play button on the remote and the tape continued.
' Malik ran his hand down Bakura's arm making goosebumps go up his spine. "Malik..." Bakura whispered as he began to pull Malik's shirt off. Malik helped pull his own shirt off and then went to ripping Bakura's shirt off his body and then gently began to kiss his chest. "More Malik..." Malik knew exactly what he meant so he kissed Bakura harder and went down his chest down to his navel and played his tongue around Bakura's stomache. '
Munch , munch , munch. CRUNCH. "What the?" Smack paused the tape once again... "What is..." She looked over at Twitch ,"When the freak did you go get popcorn?"
"Just a second ago..."
Smack gave her a dumbfounded look then took the popcorn and threw it in the trash ,"I can't watch the movie with you MUNCHING away on popcorn! It just ruins the whole thing!"
Twitch snickered ,"You said thing!"
"Just.. shut... up." Smack then resumed the tape again.
' Bakura turned Malik over to where he was ontop and Bakura began licking Malik's neck as Malik went to unzipping Bakura's pants. Bakura ran his tongue down Malik's neck , to his chest all the way to the top of his pants and Bakura used his teeth to unzip Malik's pants. (kiiinky... -wink-) They each threw their pants on the floor along with their boxers to where they were completley naked. Bakura resumed where he stopped by continuing his way down Malik's stomache to his penis and he played his tongue around Malik's slit. Malik moaned a little as Bakura continued licking his croch. '
All of a sudden a humongous laugh started flowing down the halls. Again.. the tape was paused. "TWITCH!" Smack swapped Twitch upside the head ,"What are you doing? Are you wanting Atemu and Seto to find this room! They'll kill us!"
"But its sooo funny!"
"What? How is it funny?"
"Because you can see Malik and Bakura's penis!" Twitch continued laughing.
"Like you havn't before? STOP LAUGHING!" Smack smacked Twitch and continued the tape.
' Bakura quickly licked a line back up to Malik's neck and kissed Malik hard. Malik now pushed Bakura off him and pinned him to the bed. He nibbled on Bakura's ear and Bakura let out a moan. Malik knew Bakura liked pain and they always stashed a few sharp items in the drawer beside the bed. Malik grabbed a knife from the drawer and cut a small slit on Bakura's stomache , and quickly began to lick up the blood as Bakura moaned some more. Once the cut stopped bleeding Malik cut another slit not to far away from the first and licked the blood up again. Bakura moaned and then said ,"Malik..."
"Yes Bakura?" Malik licked some more blood off of Bakura's chest.
"I have a doctor's apointment at 2..."
"What?"
"Ryou's making me go..." '
Smack looked at the clock on the wall it was 2:01.
' Bakura gently pushed Malik off of him and stood up picking up all his clothes and walking into the bathroom. "Maybe after my appointment...?" Malik smirked and picked his clothes up as well and began getting dressed.'
Smack turned the tape off with a blank stare .. "That. Was. It?" Smack threw the remote at the ground ,"STUPID RYOU!" Twitch seemed very quite ... Smack turned her chair around to face Twitch's , Twitch's eyes were closed and she was hanging over the edge of the chair. "TWTICH? OO TWITCH ARE YOU DEAD?" Smack poked Twitch in the arm.
"Wha.. what?"
"THANK GAHD! I thought you were dead! If you were are surelly would be killed by Seto. Wait , why the freak did you fall asleep?"
Smack: PLEASE REVIEW!
Twitch: -snores-
Smack: ...