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Yugi's Duplex

Chapter 1: Bakura and Ryou move in

Yugi's POV:

Five days ago I placed an ad in the paper. Grandpa had bought a duplex in Domino for me and him, but didn't want to move in. Thus, I put an ad in the paper in hopes of finding a renter to help pay the mortgage.

The ad read:

A small Duplex with 2 bedrooms and 1 bath. Duplex includes 50's style kitchen, small living area, dinning room, and a study with a leaking roof. Has caveman plumbing and occasionally working electricity. Not a lot of windows, but has pretty fireplace for burning things. Rent is $2 a day.

Bakura and Ryou called one day and accepted the offer. The next day they moved in. The only furniture they brought was a couch and a king sized bed with silk sheets.

They didn't feel like socializing with me at all. I invited them for a welcome dinner at my place, but they said they had business to attend to so I let it go.

I lay on my bed watching late night TV that night. I heard some noises coming from the other side of the wall. Curious as to what the sound was, I was able to hold back my urge in respect for their privacy.

Suddenly I heard a purring sound come out of the wall. I gulped and put my ear to the wall in curiosity. I heard a "hear boy" and a crack of what sounded like a whip.

"Some one's been naughty," the voice said again as I heard the creak of a bed.

I heard what sounded like feet running across the room. After a high pitched giggle and a sound of a water faucet being turned on I was too freaked out. I crawled back into bed and tried to go to sleep.

Rest never came no matter how hard I tried. The whole Duplex was shacking because of those two. Movement and noises continued for 5 more hours!

"Sex does not take 5 hours!" I yelled sitting up in my bed. In my anger I grabbed my robe and slippers and headed out the door.

I pounded on there door about ten times till I heard a 'hold on.' A couple more crashes and a dazed Ryou opened the door. He was holding his robe shut and seemed disheveled and urgent.

"You're keeping me awake," I said. Turning to peek at what they were doing, Ryou quickly got in my way.

"Sorry to keep you awake, but we..." Ryou said, but he got cut off by Bakura's calling.

"Come back my darling," Bakura's voice rang. Ryou blushed and shut the door.

I went back to my room and tried to rest, but the noise never seized. Thus, I slept outside for the rest of the night. Around noon the next morning I was waken up by Ryou poking me.

"Sorry for last night," he apologized as he helped me stand up.

"Uh, yeah" was all I could reply to a comment like that.

"I know you must miss Yami," Ryou said sadly as he tried to lighten up the awkward moment.

"In a friendly way I miss him yes, but we never were like that, I mean, I'm not saying you're... shit," yet again I had stuck my foot in my mouth. Ryou looked at me surprised.

"You two never had sex?" Ryou asked as he tilted his head to the side.

"NO" I blurted out in shock.

"It's quite fun. First, you..." Ryou began, but I cut him off just in time before he got into too much detail.

"I have to go shower," I said quickly as I ran inside. I bathed three times and I still didn't feel clean.

Ryou came to my door later that day and said that he and Bakura were going to find a new home. I said it was okay, and quickly placed another add in the paper. Three days later I got a call from Jonouchi.