Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh but I do own my computer snuggles

A/N: Thanx for all the reviews!!! They make me a happy writer Incase you get confused (this means you Kitty) Yugi and Jonouchi are talking to each other on cell phones.

Yugi's Duplex

Chapter 2: Jonouchi's not so secret life!

"So Yug, I saw your ad in the paper and was thinking it would be sweet begin roomies." Joey said over the phone as he repeatedly read the article.

"Jonouchi we won't exactly be "roomies" but you can move in any time." Yugi said as he entered Ryou and Bakura's old home which had white stains everywhere. "Um... Jonouchi, why don't you wait a few days before you move in?"

A few days later

Jonouchi moved into the other half of the Duplex. It took only 1 afternoon to get him situated into his new home.

"Hey, you want to have dinner at my place?" Yugi asked as saw Jonouchi carrying in his last box.

"Thanks Yug, I was going to have dinner at your half any way," Jonouchi said as he locked his front door. Dinner that night consisted of Easy Mac and beer. As usual, both of them got drunk.

"I love you!" Jonouchi wined in his drunken state.

"We don't want to be like Ryou and Bakura now do us," Yugi said as he stumbled across the room toward Jonouchi.

"Why not man, they hott," Jonouchi said as he threw up on the floor.

"What you talking about," Yugi said as he grabbed another beer.

"I don't know man," Jonouchi finished as he passed out.

The next morning Jonouchi left before Yugi awoke, forcing Yugi to clean up the mess. Right around dinner time Jonouchi came back home. Yugi stepped outside to face him with a disheveled look plastered on his face.

"Thanks for helping me clean," Yugi said sarcastically as he undid his frilly pink, working apron.

"Sorry Yug, I'll make it up to you with a party at my side. Sound good?" Jonouchi said with a sweat drop.

"Okay" Yugi sighed as he went back inside.

The next day

Yugi's POV:

Thanks to Jonouchi's oddly loud hammering, I got up at sunrise. At least it was better than hearing 5 hour long sex. I went outside to get the paper and saw a small note wedged in the doorway.

The note read:

My Side,

9:00

Bring beer

Lots and lots of BEER!

Thus I went and bought a whole bunch of beer. I was dressed in my usual tight leather pants and massive amounts of belts.

I knocked on the door and heard loud music and some screaming. Opening it I saw a hooker in each corner, and strippers on tables. Honda, Duke, and Malik were there as well, taking part in paying the entertainers. It was like some bachelor party from hell.

"Yug!" Jonouchi yelled as he saw my spikes and ran over to greet me. "Where's the booze?" he demanded.

I handed him to six packs and he darted off to go consume it. One of the hookers walked over to me. I gulped and began walking in the opposite direction.

"Hey little boy, I was told to give you some sweet loving," The hooker said seductively. I began to sweat. In my nervous state I dropped down onto the floor and began crawling around to find my safe place.

I must have counted 15 strippers and 10 hookers on my journey to the safe part of this party. People who I've never met before were here, and would have given anything to get out of there.

I crawled into a dark closet to hide until morning. Sadly it was already occupied by Duke and a hooker.

"I'm so sorry," I said sheepishly as I shut the door. I continued my crawl around the room till I finally found the front door. Slowly I creaked it open and slithered out of there.