Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh or any other copyrighted names in this story, duh.
A/N: I got an IM to update this story, so I am.
Yugi's Duplex
Chapter 3: Anzu came for tea
After much arguing, Jonouchi moved out and once again, Yugi was faced with the opportunity to place an ad in the paper. This time the add read:
A small duplex with 2 bedrooms and 1 bath. Duplex includes 50's style kitchen, small living area, dinning room, and a study with a leaking roof. Has caveman plumbing and occasionally working electricity. Not a lot of windows, but has pretty fireplace for burning things. Rent is $2 a day. No parties or gays.
A minute after the morning paper was delivered to Domino, Yugi's phone rang and he had another rent. Yugi still felt a little weary about having another renter considering his unlucky events with the other ones. Still, Yugi did all the paperwork necessary for his new roommate, Anzu.
"Like oh my gosh! This must be the most totally cutest duplex I've ever seen. I'm so going to plant flowers in it," Anzu said to herself since no one was there to help her move in.
The first few weeks were quiet. Yugi liked this. Her lights were out promptly at 10 and she left every morning promptly at 7 and came home at 8 and from what Yugi could here, simply watched TV.
"This is the good, quiet life," Yugi said to himself as he leaned back in his recliner and pulled out a cigar. It was 9 at night and there were no wild parties or five hour sex going on. All was good till his doorbell rang.
Yugi opened the door expecting to scare off a girl scout since it was cookie season. Instead, there was Anzu with a tray full of cookies barging her way into his side of the house.
"What the…" was all Yugi could say. Anzu was certainly making herself at home, pouring herself some tea and arranging the cookies on some of Yugi's fine china.
"Like, I totally have to use your side, okay? I have girls coming over for tea," said Anzu as she raided Yugi's fine china for some tea cups.
"I said no parties," Yugi said as he made a fist. He wasn't going to stand being taken over again, especially by a girl.
"It's a tea talk, NOT a party," Anzu said as one of Yugi's fine china plates smashed on the floor.
"Rupert!" Yugi cried as he fell to the ground to mourn over the plate of which he had taken the liberty to name. Just then, the doorbell rang. Yugi quickly recuperated himself and answered the door. Ten ladies from the women's shelter were at the door all clad in various shirts reading "Yes, I watch Opera", "The View is my View" and a variety of shirts that generally degraded men.
"Get outta the way, insignificant," shouted the large fat one as the made there way into Yugi's home. They gathered around his dinning table like a giant mass and began to discuss today's episode of Maury.
"Anzu!" Yugi shouted as he maneuvered his way around the middle-aged women. "What is this!"
"I like totally have to do community service because I like totally had to do this or prison time," Anzu said as she put a tray of chocolate down on the table that was immediately covered in woman shoving it in their face.
"Prison time?" Yugi stuttered as he took a step away from Anzu and the chatting women.
"Yeah, I like totally threatened this guy with a gun so it was like prison or helping people," Anzu said.
Just then, the large fat one who earlier had called Yugi an insignificant piped up by saying, "Anzu honey, you got your head on right for sticking it up to the man."
Yugi gulped in fright at the group of man-hating women. They all began to stare at him in anger. What had he done? He opened his home to them, well; he was forced to open his home. What did he do wrong?
"Honeys, let's start up our tea talk by sticking it up to the man, again," said the large one as they picked up their gigantic purses filled with unnecessary crap and began to beat Yugi out the door.