WE DON'T HAVE A TITLE YET by Saskatchewan (comedy central) & Varion (goth horror inc.)
judai, sho ,daitokuji, chumley, chronos, asuka, manjoume, daichi, yugi, ryo, ryou
(saskatchewan: please excuse daito he has a british accent and bipolar disorder in our story)
(varion: yeah! if ya don't like it ya can get screwedbykaiba!)
'Hey guys! Guys! You'llneverbelivewhatjusthappened!' screeched Sho Marufuji, running like a drugged leprechaun into the Osiris Red dorm at Duel Academy. 'WejustwonatriptogotoahauntedhousewithYugiMotoutherealllyfamousduelist!'
'Woah there, So, I mean Sho, what are you going on about and what are you on!' yelled Judai, bracing himself as Sho ran at him full-speed (varion: full speed ahead captian).
'Wejustrecievednineticketstogottothehauntedmansionincolorado!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' screamed Sho, 1000 times louder than before.
'THAT IS IT!' shrieked Asuka. She grabbed her nearby Duel Disk and belted So (saskatchewan: i mean Sho. varion: thats new. you've said it twice now it gets boring after the first round o' whiskey) across the head one (varion: sassy is writing this shit not me you'll know when i take over).
'OUCH-KIBIBBLES, WHAT WAS THAT FOR!'
'You would not shut up, that's why!
'Everyone please BE QUIET!' said Daitokuji, supervisor of the Obelisk Blue boys dorm. 'I can 'ear you lot from the Blue dorm!'
'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH' shrieked everyone, while running like headless chooks with the monkeys...voodeedoo (varion: mmmmmm... monkeys. saskatchewan: believe me on this, i do not regulate her medication, the doctors do, or at least i think they do... varion: i'm not mental it was thingamajigy of the moment.)
'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK' screamed Daito, and ran out of the room (saskatchewan: remember, bipolar disorder...)
'...well that was really unexpected' exclaimed Chumley Huffington, koala man extroardinaire (s: i couldn't help myself)
'Ok, umm well...what do we do now?' asked Sho in a quiet voice.
'Well for a start, we can go to the airport on the mainland by ferry,' explained Asuka, (s: well she IS the smartest of the group, matched only by Bastion)
'Good thinking, my dear Watson!' said Bastion, cheering Asuka for her idea, but not realising the chaos he has caused himself.
'WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME'!'
'Oh, crud... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' Bastion screamed at the top of his lungs.
'I AM GOING TO KEEEELL YOU!' yelled Asuka while rampaging through the academy after Bastion, who has hidden himself in a closet in the Ra Yellow dorm for safety. Little did he know that he had an S.B.D. on the way, and he was so scared of Asuka's wrath that he released it without realising.
Asuka walked down a corridor in the Yellow dorm, past a closet, when she heard banging and coughing coming from it. She walked up to the closet and was about to open it when it burst open, and out came Bastion, choking on his own fumes.
'Air, sweet, breathable, air!' gasped Bastion.
'There you are, now it is time to- dear Ra, what is that stench, it REEKS!' choked Asuka.'You dirty asshole...' And with that, Asuka Tenjoin falls to the floor and passes out. Bastion, fearing for his life, screamed like Ryou Bakura and ran as fast as his legs would carry him.