Once again anything like Naruto, songs, and stuff like that isn't mine, but I don't think i'll be using real songs or any at all. This chapter is about the movie shoots, and getting ready.

Konoha Chick Flick

It was one week before their first rehearsal. They didn't even get the scripts yet! I know right? It's retarded but the ones writing the scripts are slow. Ithu and Yume...

"Man, finally it's complete!" Yume sighed.

"WOOP WOOP! It's done! Go US!" Ithu dances around. "Okay, I'm done. You wanna go gets some chikin?"

"Duh? Who doesn't want chikin on a special day like this?" Yume stands up.

"I dunno." Ithu began to think. So did Yume, forgetting the question was historical. Yume and Ithu's light bulbs flicked on.

"Brain Blast!(MisatoNoYume-i love that line!) Kakashi!"

Ladadadee...

"So, hey, what's up?" Kakashi answers his door. He looks down at Ithu and Yume's smiling sunshine faces.

"Hi Kakashi!" Ithu greeted. She turned to find Yume wasn't next to her any longer. Kakashi looked inside his house and then ran quickly into his kitchen. Yume was searching his fridge!

"YUMMY! WATASHI WA CHIIZU DESU!"(i lam cheese) Yume screamed eating cheese. Kakashi grabbed her by the arm and legs and tried to settle her down.

"Why are you screaming "you are cheese" In Japanese? The readers won't know that!" Ithu ponders.

"Why are you eating up the food in my house?" Kakashi fell on top of her.

"Oh God why does this look oddly familiar!" Ithu rolls her eyes.

"Because it happens once in every anime pretty much! YAY! Kakashi's on top of me! Wait a minute? AHHHHHHHHHH! RAPE! HELP ME! I LOVE YOU AND ALL BUT I"M NOT READY! AHHHHHHHHHH! It's against my religion! (puts up the 'live long and prosper')

(silence)---------(end of silence)

"I'm pretending that made sense." Kakashi says getting off Yume. But Yume was attached to his arm. He freaked out because all the sudden she got chibi.

"Eh! Get off me!" he waves his arm around trying to get free. it don't work.

"Kakashi!" Yume smiles happily!

"Chikin!" Ithu thinks happily!

"Get off me!" He finally gets her off. But he pushed her off to hard and she flew into his room.

3...2...1... "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" We all know where that came from. Kakashi went big eye (only one eye! Heehee)

'Oh my god.' Is all he thought in his head. He ran in the room and you heard all this noise. Whoa! You know, that doesn't really sound right at all...

"Oh god, what's going on in there?" Ithu thinks unhappy thoughts. "No! Happy thoughts! happy thoughts! Good... yay! Chikin!"

Naruto knocks on the door and Ithu lets him in even though it's not her house. Naruto pauses after he hears the 'noises'

"Whoa! Some actions' goin on in here!" He smiled. He run towards Kakashi's room. the door was closed. He heard the 'noises' even louder.

"Ow! Kakashi! that Hurt! I'm sensitive!" cRiNgE! You heard Yume yell. Naruto looked disguisted for a sec. Ithu wasn't paying attention. She was watching anime unleashed on Kakashi's t.v.

"Give it back!"

..."No i was having fun..."

"YUME!" Kakashi yelled and could be heard through the door. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

"It won't fit! Too big! way to long! I can't get it..." Yume said, it wasn't as loud, Naruto bunched his ears to the door.

"No, i'll make it fit if you like." Kakashi answers. Naruto pukes.

"Sure-hey! stop! I told you I can't get that...my butt...too big..!" Yume cries.

(back in Kakashi'sroom a few minutes ago)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yume yelled. Kakashi was trying to catch her since she was invading his closet.

"Wow! ninja clothes!" She whispers.

" give it back!" And screams and grunts were heard from the constant fighting over Kakashi's wardrobe.

"Did you wanna wear it? Fine, i give up."

"are you mad?" Yume asks all worried for once. Kakashi shakes his head. "No. I was having fun."

"Yume!" kakashi yells when she tries to put on his pants. "Whoa, skinny! I could never wear these tight pants!"

"Whatever." She tried the shirt instead. Too large.

"It won't fit! Too big! Way too long! I can't get it on!" Yume wined. She takes it off and tries the pants again.

"No, I'll make it fit if you like." Kakashi insisted. He tries to get them on for her but she was right! her butt was too big, even though it really wasn't!

"Sure-hey! stop! I told you I can't get that around my butt! My butt is too big!" she wined.

"Right on Sensei!" Kakashi and Yume stop trying to get the clothing on Yume, and turn to the door. 'Naruto?' They both thought.

"Oh wait." They said in unison. "I'm guessing he could here us and he..." Then they both twitched.

"You know, that's gross." Yume said. Kakashi can only nod.

"NASTY!" Yume yelled. Kakashi cringed and cringed and twitched and twitched. Naruto bust open the door.

"Oh man, I though some action was going on here!" He pouted. Kakashi and Yume glare at him.

"Nothing was happening; I was trying on his clothing! Baka!"

"And I was trying to help her."

"Really? Grr! that' s boring..." He pouts some more.

"NARUTO!" Yume and Kakashi yelled. Ithu watches TV, as her show ended. she turned it off and thought aloud.

"We never even got to eat chikin..."

ladadadee...

Shikamaru was hangin out at the mall for once, and yes, they actually do have a mall. (MisatoNoYume-I dunno, maybe they do...)

"I never knew I was such the Playa..." He boasted, looking at the two ladies following him.

"So, Shikamaru, wanna get me some ice cream?" Temari asked politely to him.

"No, he'd want to get me ice cream! Right Shika-kun!" Ino turned to look at Shikamaru and he got scared when he saw her face. You would to if you were afraid of Ino like he was. But he was even more terrified of Temari cause she as from the Sand. And saved his butt before once or twice before.
" I think that you can pay for it yourself, it's too troublesome to get BOTH of you ice cream. I'm too lazy, and besides, that means i have to waste money." He yawned.

"I'm so glad you at least cared that we both wanted ice cream, although I am what matters." Ino sneered.

"Don't be so lazy, Shika-kun, you coward." That word always gets him. He walks into the long ice cream line with Ino and Temari. 'Woman are so troublesome.'

(Over on the other side of the mall...)

Hinata was shopping with Neji and Tenten, well really, Neji went shopping FOR Hinata and Tenten. Believe me, there's a difference.

"I want this! Neji-kun!" Tenten grabbed another Asian styled shirt but it was all black this time. Hinata tried on a kimono.

"Hinata-sama, you look gorgeous..." Neji was even blushing! This got Tenten jealous when Hinata blushed too. But doesn't she always do that!

"Neji-kun, do you think I should get this?" She lifts it up and he keeps paying attention to Hinata. He waves his hands not caring.

"Hinata-sama, may i buy this for you." He asks looking at the clothing she put in his hands. she smiled and nodded. Tenten saddened and turned away. Hinata saw this and told Neji.

"Why? She just a weakling! Unlike you Hinata-sama I love you!" He confessed. She blushed but in a twisted way.

"Um, Neji-kun? That's um, quite nice of you?" She didn't know what to say.

Neji tries to hug her. Hinata got scared.

"AHHHHHHHHHH INCEST! Help me! Neji stop it! MisatoNoYume, he's gonna rape me!"

MisatoNoYume: No he won't , he's just loving you...

"I'm scared Neji...Neji...please go help Tenten, she isn't related got it!"

"...!" Neji scurries over towards Tenten who was crying over near the fountain.

"I'm sorry Tenten."

"Why can't you notice me?
"Tenten, I've always noticed you, I just don't like showing it, plus, I can't help it when MisatoNoYume makes me do those things. And I hope I'm getting paid extra for this!" He yelled at me for the last part...

"I love you Neji-kun."

"I know." Then they started kissing. Hinata passes buy with thousands of shopping bags in her hands.

"Eww... get a room..." she said in a snotty Ino voice. (OOC diffidently) Lee walks by and cringes. He takes step back.

"My eyes! My big fuzzy browed virgin eyes! Gai sensei!" Gai pops out of nowhere and Lee stopped runing away and hugs him.

"What do you mean virgin eyes? Remember last night?" Gai whispered. Lee blushed. "Oh yeah..." then Gai and Lee turn towards the author-Me.

"What! That's gross! I would never do such a thing!"

"I would never take Lee's youth away!" Gai cried. MisatoNoYume/Me keeps laughing.

"Okay, okay, fine, I was kidding. Readers, if there is any, please not that what just happened between Lee and Gai, never took place. Lee will remain a virgin forever okay, we all know this, and we will stay proud. Live long and prosper!"

"Good." Gai does his good guy pose and Lee smiles.

"Now, Lee, we must go and retain our Youth! to the training grounds!"

"Hai sensei!" Lee agrees. They run off somewhere.

(over in another other side of the mall...)

Glare. Gaara glared at the lolly pop. Kankurou watched as he ate his.

"You gonna eat that?" Kankurou asked finishing his lollypop. Gaara keeps glaring at it. Kankurou looks at Gaara, then at the lolly. Then at Gaara. He was beginning to see some similarities-not to be insulting. The lolly was made to look like an animal. And it did. Just like a panda. Just like Gaara.

"So... You eating that?" Glare. Gaara glares turned towards Kankurou.

"It's not fair. I hate pandas; get me another lollypop that doesn't remind me of me… I hate pandas..." Gaara glared back at the smiling panda on the lolly. Kankurou goes and buys another.

This one didn't make him feel any better. It wasn't a panda. it was a fox. With nine tails. A fox with nine tails. He glared even harder. He didn't know which he hated more. The one that reminded him of himself, or the one that reminded his of Naruto.

"So eeeyeah, i take it you ain't eating that one either?" Kankurou concluded. "…Do you want them?" Gaara glared. Kankurou shrugged and took the panda.

"Give it back." Gaara said sternly. His voice was so unemotional it was scary. He glared at the panda, yet he stared it down. Gaara was looking right past it.

"alllllllllllllllrighhtyy.. Then..." Kankurou puts it back on the table in front of Gaara. "May I have the Nine tails then?" Kankurou shrugs and takes it.

"Put it down." Kankurou was shocked and asked him, tired of the glaring a crap. "What? You don't even like Naruto like that! Or do you...?"

"Of course not, that'd be gross. I was setting the mood is all. Next the author will talk about Sasuke and Sakura and what they're doing..." He stared blankly back at the panda that glared. So they sat there. In the mall. At the cafe. Gaara- Glaring at two lolly pops. Kankurou-wondering when I'd switch to a new scene.

(Over in another another other side of the mall...)

Sakura and Sasuke were hanging out in the arcade center. Sasuke was playing DDR against Sakura. Sakura still beat him.

"Give it up!" Sasuke kept glaring at the screen. He then threw a kunai at it and walked away. Sakura worried and ran to him.

"Sasuke-kun? You okay?" She asked. He just hugged her tight.

"I'm a ninja! I should be able to do DDR; it's not supposed to be so hard for me!" He yelled. He began to sulk again. Sakura followed him as he sulked into the cafe of the mall. They saw Shikamaru pimpin', Gaara glaring and Kankurou sitting down watching Gaara glare. Then they came across Tenten and Neji making out and Hinata running away from the make out session. Sakura grabbed the sulking ninja and led him to the rest of the gang with her. They all sat somewhere in the middle of the cafe. They all began to chat.

"So hey, what's up? Did you hear about the movie yet?" Sakura asked Ino who was eating her ice cream.

"Nope, but i think that it's done, those girls Ithu and Yume were kinda slow though. They should've made the script a while ago." She said.

"Yeah." Kankurou butted in. "It's so moist around here; I really wanna go back to the sand... Besides, Gaara is glaring more than normal these days in Konoha." And they all turned to Gaara who was still staring the lolly pops down. All of the sudden they see Kakashi, Naruto, Ithu and Yume.

"Chikin!" Ithu screamed when she saw the cafe. Kakashi and Naruto chased after her and Yume kept her cool.

"Hey, guys." Yume greeted the gang. They all said hey back.

"I've got the script done with Ithu. Come buy the studio where we'll start tomorrow, alright? and here you guys go, I still have to find everyone else who's in it. Gotta go." She said and turned to Kakashi. "Kakashi! Let's hit it!" He follows Yume out the café to look for the others.

"What was that?" Sasuke asked Ithu who was eating some chikin and fries.

"I dunno, Kakashi listened to Yume? I really don't care. Sasuke's available." Sakura snagged onto Sasuke.

"I don't think so."

"By the end of this fanfic, believe me, he'll be mine, I know the author personally and i can ask her about the way it turns out. Shoot, for all we know, by the end of this fic, Itachi might be married to Hinata! Neji might be with Ithu and Kakashi could be mine.But not to worry you guys, I just made that all up." Everyone sighed in relief. (A/N heehee for now heeheehee...)