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Hey! Man, I've finally gotten around to reposting and I've gotten motivation for working on this once more! Meh, here you go!
A Konoha Chick Flick
The Naruto gang had started rehearsing and are ready for scene one. At least, that's what they thought...
Yume: Kitchen scene one! Take 4 and Action!
Neji: Oh darling, how nice of you to care for our son.
Tenten: Why wouldn't I? He is only the best son in the world; I love him ever-so...
Sasuke: And you guys are making me go to this crappy high school because?
Neji and Tenten:(Tenten pouring orange juice for Sasuke, Neji reading paper while drinking coffee) because it is not a -(Tenten spills orange juice
Yume: CUT CUT! Tenten! Don't be so stupid, how hard is it to pour some orange juice! That's the 3rd time today! Fine, let's go to the school bus scene.
Ithu: Bus scene 3! Take 1 and action.
(Sasuke and Lee get on school bus (same stop/pick up) And Lee sits next to Sasuke)
Lee: May I sit next to you? (pushes up geeky glasses)
Sasuke (Stares at him): You already are aren't you? What's the point in asking?
Lee: well, (snort) my dad told me that it's polite and i should try to make friends this school year, last year didn't go very well...(dorky talk)
Sasuke: I wonder mwahfdy, I wonder why, blah! KUSO!" Sasuke sulked while Lee bursts out laughing.
Yume: What was that? (Laughing with Ithu) Okay, try it again! Whatever ACTION!
Sasuke: I wonder why...
Lee: Well, you have no need to wonder! I'll tell you! You see, last year in Middle school, I was always bullied around for my I-I- he how (sounds like donkey, starts laughing)
Sasuke: WTF man! Don't do that! (Laughing)
Kakashi: Okay you two! Stop being so stupid!
Everyone off set: Yeah! What Kakashi said!
Lee: Hey knock it off! I'm the geek here!
Ino: And you play it very well!(yells out of dressing room)
(Girls giggle)
Yume: Shut it up! Okay, now let's try this again!
Ladadadee…
Kakashi: So, hey I'm Mr. Tanaka, nice to meet you all on this first day of high school! I have one thing to say after this first impression I have been gotten form you all in these, eh... let's say, 10 seconds...I HATE YOU.
Yume and Ithu: YES! That is what we want! Pure magnifico! excellente! I could feel the hate for the students! (Kissing finger in artistic way) MuaH!
Kakashi: Now, class I want you to turn to page 45 in the text books-
Naruto: Why do we have to turn that far in the book?
Kakashi: Well, I have plenty of answers for you, smart-as-I mean, would anyone like to answer that?(nobody) This is why I hate you all... (Turns to Naruto) Because it's a fact that you always never turn to page one in a text book, it's wrong, why? I dunno, that's just what it says in the curriculum.
Naruto: Eh? I thought it was a script...
Kakashi: puts his text book down. (Turns to set) See, this is why I can't work with him he's a dumb-as
Yume: EH! This is a family oriented movie! I will not allow such language unless I say otherwise-
Ithu: or if it's in the script!(turns to Naruto) Don't ask stupid questions unless they're in the script Naruto, lines only! If you don't understand it, I don't care, just don't screw up!(pulling her hair out)
Naruto: Okay.
Ladadadee…
Naruto: Dang, that girl is fine!(looking at Sakura in the front of the class writing on the board.
Shikamaru: Yeah, and she's mine!
Girls in class: No way! That slut! I hate you! I thought you loved me? (cries)
Shikamaru Ladies, ladies, i have plenty for ya, just chill. I love you all; she just doesn't see me yet! (hugging Ino and some other girl we don't have names for(not important) cuddle to him.)
Kakashi: Um, is it just me, or is somebody big pimpin in here?
Shikamaru: Yeah and i'm spendin' cheese!
Ladies: He's big pimpin on B.L.A.P.'s Big pimpin in NYC! (They laugh)
Kakashi: Cut the Jay-Z kids, now, Sarah you may take a seat and you are correct.
Sasuke (looking at Sakura next to him taking her seat): Hey.
Sakura (turns to him): Hey, I'm Sarah they call me Kitten'
Sasuke: they call me Red. Kitten?
Sakura: I love to purr...if you know what I mean... (winks)
Sasuke: ... (burst out laughing)
(Off set and director): Okay, what now Sasuke! That was the best we've done all day!(Yume yells)
Iruka (stage manager for now): Okay, Sasuke just chill okay, I'm tired of having of having to switch scenes every time you do something wrong!
Sasuke: My bad yo! It's just funny when you see your girlfriend hittin' on you, and it's only a stupid movie! Hahahaha!
Ithu: Whatever (rolls her eyes) take 3 is it? I think, okay whatever ACTION!
Sakura: I love to purr... if you know what I mean...(winks)
Sasuke: yeah...
Sakura: oh yeah... (Leaning in closer to his desk)
Sasuke: Yeah... (Leaning in closer)
Sakura: Oh yeah... (Noses touching)
Sasuke: oh ye-(falls over from leaning to much)
Sakura: you're funny, RED, seeya later... (She gets up when bell rings and goes to Ino and Temari)
(Lunch scene)
Tsunade: Sheon Davidson, please report to my office immediately! That is all.(intercom)
Ladies: no! Sheon, where are you going?
Shikamaru: Ladies, no worries, and I'll be back, I always get sent away on the first day, even the principle can't keep her hands off me...
Tsunade: I heard that! (right behind him)
Shikamaru: (turns around and steps back in shock, plays it cool) Hey was sup P?
Tsunade: A detention is "was sup" (Tsunade cracks a chuckle, Shikamaru laughs)
Shikamaru: This is so troublesome, come on ladies it's time for my break...
Tenten: Shikamaru-san! You can't decide when you take a break!
Shikamaru: but I'm tired! A pimp needs his sleep! Come on ladies(talking to random ladies that were found on the street just because they looked good)
Tsunade: Your not supposed to be pimpin unless it's on set! now, get your behind over here!
Kakashi: Maybe we should call it a day then? (Reading Icha Icha vol.13 -if there is one yet...)
Yume: Fine, whatever, be back here tomorrow at 6! (everyone nods in agreement)
Ithu: In the morning (everyone pouts)
Yume: Come on we're on a rough schedule here!
Naruto: What schedule? (Clueless)
Yume: and if we're gonna have a dumb idiotic baboon in the house, we can't afford mistakes! get here on time!(pointing to Naruto for first part)
Naruto: I resent that!
(Everyone begins to leave)
Ithu and Yume: don't be late! And Orochimaru and his gang will be here tomorrow!
Ladadadee...
Well, I'd write the next chapter but I have dance class, maybe I'll get it done afterward if I'm not busy… I'll probably have it done and posted Monday… meh. I hope you like so far! And I hope the revising is all good…laters for now!
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