REVIEW PLEASE! Sorry about the LOOOOOOOOOONG wait till updating... meh. I had writers block...

Nope, don't own a thing, well besides my own characters…

A Konoha Chick Flick

As our favorites, and not so favorite ninjas ate lunch Naruto decided to Ask out Sakura once again.

"Sakura, you wanna go get Ramen with me?"

"Naruto."

"Yeah?"

"Why do you need to eat ramen with me when we are eating lunch at McDonalds?

"YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH RA-"

"BAKA!" And of course we see the small iddy biddy -8 inch in circumference- lump on his forehead. Though he truly deserved it considering the fact that:

"Why would you ask her out if you know she's going out with me? Dope." Sasuke added.

"Well, I thought that maybe you wouldn't mind sharing…" Naruto wines.

"Why would I share MY Sakura, with YOU? Do you hear the exaggeration! "MY" and "YOU" as in NO! Get it? Work with me here! CAN I GET AN AMEN?"

And Sakura laughs at Sasuke's stupidity. "Sasuke-kun, it's fine, he's just an idiot. Lets' go over to sit with Ino and Shikamaru.

As they walk over towards the other table, with the "Cool kids" Kiba and Shino sit right on over towards Naruto.

"….."

"Hey!" Kiba and Shino greeted Naruto.

"NO ONE EVER WANTS TO GO OUT WITH ME!" Naruto cries.

"…. …."

"You too, Shino? I would've never guessed…" Naruto answered.

"yeah, Hinata still isn't falling for me… hmm… I wonder if that Ithu girl would do… she hasn't fallen for anyone so far in this fanfic, and that Yume is just plain creepy with that obsession over your sensei. "

"… ….. ….. ……. . …" Shino said.

"yeah, she does seem to obsess over Chickin quite a bit… ah well. I wonder what she thinks of dogs… YEAH!"

"How can we understand you?" Naruto looks to Shino.

". ….."

"YOU DON'T' KNOW! WHAT THE HE-"

"Hey, what about that Cloud dude…" Kiba thought to himself about the mysterious, yet crazy Ithu character.

Ladadadee…

Ithu and Yume are walking down the street and see a McDonalds.

"I never knew that animes had them… besides Inuyasha that is…" Yume whispers to herself in disbelief.

"…… FOOD." And then the girls see a puppy jumping up and down.

"DOWGY!" They scream and run inside….only to find out it was Kibas.

"GRR! I wanna take it home!" Yume wined as a chibi.

"you can't take it home, you have three kitties."

"… KITTY! ..ah well, I like dowgies too." Yume finished.

"me too." Ithu said.

"I like dowgies 3…" Yume said again…?

"Me four!"

"But you like chikin!"

"I like that too!"

"Me three!"

"I thought you liked Kakashi!"

"I like him too!"

"Me too"

"Me three!" And the girls kept going on until the line was free. They then ran to get there orders in.

Three minutes later…

Ithu and Yume sit down next to Naruto.

"You do realize you're sitting with us dorks?"

"Nah, Shikamaru would be here." Yume shakes her head at Naruto's comment.

"He joined them ages ago… as soon as he found the pleasure of liking girls… he finally stopped being lazy at that…" Kiba and Shino nodded in agreement.

"Well, hey we fit right in if this is the dork's table!" Ithu and Yume say in stereo.

"You can't be a dork if you're hot." Naruto and Kiba said. And Shino silented. (if that's even a word…)

"Meh, we're not hot, we're just weird, don't' give us that much for looks! Well, maybe Yume…"

"She's hot but that doesn't mean you're not!" Kiba barked back, Akamaru at his side.

"YAY! SOMEONE ACCEPTS ME!" Ithu joyfully cries as Yume rolls her eyes.

"uh… are you gonna eat that…?" Naruto points to her ice-cream cone that's half melted. Yume's eyes go big.

"EAT IT NARUTO! Lord knows what'll happen if she gets the smallest bit of sugar…" Yume yells.

And it was too late. Ithu had already drank all of Shino's, and Yume's shakes, too bad Kiba didn't have one."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Yume cries.

"What's all the ruckus?" Jiraiya comes in from the door.

"Ooh! I here female screams? Pleasure maybe? If not, how about I let you feel some…!" Jiraiya smirks. Yume glares right towards him and before everyone knew it, she punched him out the window. "I hate perverts..."

"RIGHT ON! Yume-chan! Kick his butt!" Ithu yells as she runs around the room playing tag with Akamaru.

"Now it's time to take this game of tag to the next level!" Ithu laughs evilly and takes out a few tools of "purely unharmful, fun!" Kiba blinks. "AHHHHHHHHHHH, Akamaru!"

"MISATONOYUME, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS FOR?" And the author, yeah that's me, shrugs.

"Fine then, I'll change it bit then…" GRR.

……

Hip hop music blast in the door as a bunch of Shika's woman come in and start dancing.

"PARTY UP IN HERE! OOOH OH OOH OO!" Ino yells. And they all stand on the tables and dance.

'The dorks' glare and decide to leave. Yume shakes her head.

"No way, they handing out cash and I ain't leaving without it!"

"But the cash goes to the best dancers or sexiest." Yume laughs.

"Naruto." Naruto and Yume are both in jutsu-using position, I mean, whatever you wanna call it…

"Yume."

"HAI!"They both yell.

"SEXY NO JUSTU" Yume turns into Justin Timberlake, and Naruto becomes Beyonce. They start dancing. With each other. And of course Jiraiya and Kakashi have to come in at the riiiiiight time…

"Beyonce…? Oh yeah! She's so bootilicious!" Jiraiya laughs. Kakashi stares at her as well. He noticed one iddy biddy thing.

"Naruto, Beyonce doesn't have whiskers…" and then everything goes poopy.

"KAKASHI YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN THE FUN! Come on Yume, eh caught us…"

"And Yume, Justin may be "sexy" but he doesn't have man boobs. That's just NOT "sexy" Kakashi pointed out. They untransformed.

"Well! Hey! It's not my fault, no matter what I do, I can't get rid of them when I do a jutsu!"

"that hard huh?"
Jiraiya says behind her."

"Yeah, wanna know what's harder?" Yume whispers back, but loudly so everyone could hear.

"My di--" and he gets kicked right in the 'you know what'.

"Doubt it. And I know the sun don't shine down there." And Kakashi smirks.

'This girl's got game and guts... and looks... and she likes me! SCORE! Oh crap, what the heck! She's only 13! I'm old, that's not very moralistic…'

"I know what you're thinking…" Ithu says in Kakashi's ear. He jumps and falls on his tight lil tushy!

"Hahahaha! Just kidding! I know what Shino's thinking though!"

"… …. ….. …. ..?" Shino looked at Ithu. She smiles and says.

"You're wondering why we don't have any missions at the moment! "

"I can answer that question for you." Orochimaru comes out of no where… and Kabuto eating a big Mac.

"People here actually do have missions going on, but because us main bad guys of the Anime, are starring in this movie, we don't have the time to do the evils that we should. Therefore, half of the percent of missions are not going on. But people still have a few C and D rank missions, like Kakashi-kun, he has a mission in a few minutes. Though he won't get there in a few hours…"

"Stop scrolling down to see what is gonna happen next Orochimaru! BAKA!" I yell. (man, what idiot yells at the computer screen on Microsoft word…?)

"I'm evil! I don't' have to listen to you!"

"yes you do, Oro!"

"I'm not likin the nickname…"

"And why is that Oro….kun?" Everyone says. And then a long period of silence.

…………………………………………………….

"Maybe it's the fact that it sounds like oral!" Jiraiya exclaims to break the silence.
"Jiraiya! One to state the obvious!" Ino rolls her eyes.

"I don't get it." Ithu says.

"….yeah….." I say to the computer screen.

"moving on! So, now, hey, when is the next day we do some acting?" Sasuke asks.

"uhh, how about right now! Everyone, lets finish eating and meet at the studio in ….uh…10 minutes, and Kakashi." Iruka says through the intercom at the fast food place.

"when did he….?" Naruto wonders.

"don't' be late!" Iruka says growing a huge vein for no reason.

"eh, Iruka-san…. I'll be there as soon as I can."

"you better!"

"but I uuuuuhhh… have to take out the trash… and uh… that might take around… uh… three hours at least!" POOF! He was gone.

"what did we miss….?" Three familiar voices walk in the fast food restaurant looking around at everyone.

"THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB! KAKASHI'S THE LATE ONE! NOT YOU GUYS!" Naruto and Sakura yell towards the three sand sibs.

"and all I wanted was a whopper" Kankurou says.

"……. AHH!" they all fall down anime style.. once again, save for Gaara, Kankurou, and Temari. Ithu is the first to regain her composure.

"now I get it!" She smiles happily to herself.

"Get what, yo?" Shikamaru mumbles.

"Remember when you guys said earlier… um… MisatoNoYume, paste the text right over here please!"

"And the flashback begins…"

Maybe it's the fact that it sounds like oral!" Jiraiya exclaims to break the silence.
"Jiraiya, one to state the obvious!" Ino rolls her eyes.

"I don't get it." Ithu says.

"thus ending the flashback!"

"yeah… uh well… Ithu, how about we get Akamaru some doggie biscuits" Kiba says, trying to make a good transition to the next conversation…

"Sure! How about some IAMS!"

"Or some ramen! Yeah! Hey Sakura, wanna get some ramen with me?" Naruto says with much volume. Sakura doesn't even reply.

"nah, let's just stick to the IAMS, so you coming?" Ithu looks towards Kiba.

"YEAH!"

And then everyone else just disappears somewhere….leaving Naruto in a fast food restaurant, and Iruka greasin' some fries.

"SAKURA-CHAN NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION!"

So…. How was that? Kinda sucks, I know. Tell me watcha think! Please review!

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