Zai: It is your fault I lost my romance touch
Akuma: OH JUST ONE TIME I MADE YOU WATCH A HORROR FILM. After that you got addictied to them. Just like I did
Zai: It's still your fault.
Akuma: Ok let me get this straight, You write romance and horror, while I write humor, action/adventure, and horror
Zai: What does that have to do with anything.
Akuma: I don't know, what did I just say.
Zai(sigh): We have decided we both are gonna write this one. It is gonna be pretty long so it is gonna take a few chapters.
Akuma: NO REALLY WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Death Delays Love
Ayame lived in a small wolf youkai farm in an isolated part of Japan. Her favorite things are hunting and tormenting Koga.
"Koga, I need you to sharpen my arrows, I want a succesful hunt in the morning." Ayame snapped laying down the arrows in front of Koga.
Koga looked up at her with his rain-blue eyes and replied, "Anything you want"
'Anything you want' is all he ever said to her. Then after asking Koga to refill the water jug, and getting the same reply from Koga, Ayame realized that when Koga ever said 'anything you want' he is actually saying 'I love you.' What was even more amazing was the day she found out that she loved him back. One night they both showed it by kissing under the sunset. But one day, Koga had to travel to the other part of Japan and leave Ayame for a few months.
"Would if you never come back" Ayame cryed.
Koga looked at her with a smile, "Ayame, you know that I will be back, true love will bring me back."
Ayame didn't reply, she knew that it would be no use trying to make Koga stay, so she gave him a kiss of farewell and watched him walk off into the sunset. A few days later, she got the news that Koga was captured by the dreaded Youkai Bandit and killed. After learning of this, she went to her room and didn't sleep or eat.
"I will never love again" She whispered lowering her head, the glow of the fire reflecting off her brown hair.
2 years later, Prince Kou of the Southern Wolf Youkai Pack decided to have a bride, unfortunately he found Ayame. Kou was a hunk with blue eyes and brown hair. He soon thought of her to be the most beautiful creature in all the world and decided to marrry her. He took her from her lonely farm life and brought her to his pack.
"YOUKAIS OF THE SOUTHERN WOLF TRIBE. I HAVE GREAT NEWS. I HAVE FOUND YOUR NEW ALPHA FEMALE. SHE WAS ONCE A COMMONER LIKE YOURSELVES BUT YOU WON'T FIND HER COMMON NOW. MAY I INTRODUCE, PRINCESS AYAME."
At that very moment, Ayame walked in and stood by Kou with a blue kimono. She stared at all the youkais cheering, then she looked to her wolf youkai groom, Kou, even though she agreed to marry him, she did not love him. The only thing that made her happy was her walks in the woods near by, and hunting. One day, while taking a walk, she met three people. One was a woman that looked like a preistess. The other two were male dog youkais. One in a red kimono and the other in a white kimono with a fluffy thing.
"May i help you" Ayame shouted, looking at them.
The woman shouted, "Excuse me, I am Kikyo, he is Sesshomaru, and he is Inuyasha. We are just simple traverlers. Is there a town or a village near by."
Ayame looked at all of them with curiosity, "No there is not one for miles."
Kikyo gave a signal and Sesshomaru knocked out Ayame. Kikyo tore off a small section of Ayame's kimono. "There, we will leave this and Ayame's prince husband will find this. He will think that the Eastern Tribes have taken Ayame and soon a battle will begin. But first we must find a space to leave Ayame's dead corpse."
"WOAH wait a second." Sesshomaru shouted, picking Ayame's body up, "You didn't say that we will kill Ayame."
"Yeah" Inuyasha agreed.
"Oh then you guys are gonna quit then. Then you, Inuyasha will pick up drinking again. You know that when I found you, you were so ramen drunk that you couldn't find ramen. And you, brainless, helpless, useless peice of slob will end up in the same position." Kikyo said snapping at both of them then walking down the path.
Inuyasha walked up to his brother and whispered, "Maybe she just wants to sound tough, maybe she doesn't mean any harm."
"Harm Harm," Sesshomaru thought, "Maybe she has a lack of...charm."
"SESSHOMARU I told you no more rhyming and I mean it.'' Kikyo said turning around.
"Does anybody want a peanut" Sesshomaru rhymed again.
Kikyo sighed and headed down the path while the youkais followed her.
That night they started a boat ride across a lake. Inuyasha looked behind them and saw a boat. He just ignored it. In the morning, they ended up on the other side of the lake."This should do perfectly," Kikyo said.
Ayame was awake so Sesshomaru didn't have to carry her anymore. "Kikyo, there is a boat back there." Sesshomaru said.
Kikyo looked back on the water and saw the boat. "I guess we will carry her off and kill her at those cliffs" Kikyo whispered while pointing at the cliffs off in the distance. "Inuyasha," she said turning to the dog youkai, ''If the person on the boat is to save Ayame, kill him or her."
Inuyasha knew that there was no point arguing so he sat on a nearby rock and waited. Soon the boat landed and a youkai with black clothing all over, even a black bandana and a black mask, stepped out. He didn't bother to tie up the boat. Inuyasha hid behind a rock until the youkai walked up closer, when he was close enough, Inuyasha took out his Tensusaiga and jumped on the rock.
"YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT" Inuyasha shouted but then he saw the man was tired, the hanyou guessed that he didn't sleep for a while.
The youkai looked up and said, "I do not wish to give away such information"
Inuyasha put his Tensusaiga back into it's sheath and sat on the rock. "I am suppose to kill you but I will let you rest for a while."
The man sat down on another rock and did some streches.
Inuyasha looked at the youkai's left hand but he couldn't see what he wanted to see so he asked the youkai, "Do you have four fingers on your left hand."
The youkai looked at him with suspision, then raised his left hand, it had only five fingers, "Do you start this with every conversation."
"In a way, yes. I had this sister, Akuma, who was the best wolf warrior in all of her pack, even though she was half wolf. Ever since my mother died, she trained me to be a fighter. One day, a wolf youkai man and her fell in love. The wolf youkai man only wanted to be with Akuma so no one would mess with him. Another day, Akuma found about this and tried to kill her ex-lover. She only got to taking off one of his fingers on his left hand. The wolf youkai killed her after she placed a curse on him, It went something like 'You would never be killed by any weapon unless it was weilded by my little brother'. I was hiding under a bush, I was still very young. After she died, he didn't belive in curses and he found me under the bush and gave me two scars," Inuyasha pointed at two scars on his chin, "I followed my sister's curse and when I meet that man I will say 'Hello, my name is Inuyasha, you killed my sister, her curse will come true.' Not as good but it's still good." Inuyasha shruged.
The youkai looked up at him with a gapeing mouth, "Well I hope you find your man now lets fight." The youkai said taking out a rusty sword.
"Feh, like you can beat me with that thing" smirked Inuyasha, taking out his Tensusaiga.
"Nice sword, but It's not enough to kill me.'' the youkai smirked darting for the hanyou.
They got into a huge fight, each one blocking the other one's blows. Inuyasha noticed that sword fighting was not the youkai's thing, but he did have speed, and lots of it, "Tell me your name!" Inuyasha screamed and they stopped.
The youkai only replied, "just call me Wolf"
"Is that your true name?"
"Not at all," and Wolf started the fight again. Once again they blocked and tackeled, over and over again. Inuyasha used his Wind Scar and missed and not too soon, Wolf knocked the sword out of Inuyasha's hand and Inuyasha fell to his knees.
"GO AHEAD, you defeated me, kill me."
"I have no intention to kill you." Wolf said knocking him on the head and Inuyasha fell to the ground, "Please forgive me" and Wolf left.
Once Kikyo saw Wolf run towards them in the distance, she took Ayame and told Sesshomaru to battle him here and headed off towards the cliffs. Once Wolf reached Sesshomaru, he had to battle him, using no weapons but fist and feet. Wolf was able to deafeat him too by knocking him out and all he had left was Kikyo.
Prince Kou was allready on the go, he was on the same shore as our other characters. He smelled the scent of the Eastern Wolf Tribe's hunting ground.
"I know they have taken Ayame," Kou growled.
Kuro, his faithful servent, was with him also, "who m'lord"
"THE EASTERN WOLF TRIBE DUH"
Kou found the place where Wolf and Inuyasha battled, Inuyasha was long gone but Kou knew there was a battle. "He headed that way" Kou growled pointing into the direction where Wolf left and they ran.
Wolf was able to find the place where Kikyo was, she was sitting on a rock while pointing a knife at Ayame's neck. Ayame was tied up with a cloth over her mouth.
"So you came this far, you beated both the youkais so that means your strong but if you want Ayame back, you have to beat me in a battle of wits." Kikyo smirked.
"Fine" Wolf growled sitting on a rock opposite of Kikyo.
"If you win, you get Ayame, If I win, Ayame dies." Kikyo smiled while pointing the knife at Ayame's neck. Ayame backed away as far as she could.
Wolf took out a white flower with red leaves, "Do you know what this is?" Wolf handed the flower to Kikyo.
Kikyo looked at the flower and giggled, ''Yes, that is the Setsune (Zai: I am making up the name of the flower Akuma: Just get along with the story) a flower with a tasty leaf but a poisionious stem.
Wolf took out two cups of water, "When I squeeze the milk out of the stem, it will be colorless, tasteless, and scentless. I will place the milk into the water and you have to guess which cup of water has the poision. We both take a sip of our cups of water, of course you taking the sip from the cup you think is without the poison, and the person left standing, is the winner." Wolf turned around with the two cups of water then turned around again and set them down, "Which one has the poison?"
Kou found the place where Sesshomaru and Wolf battled, but Sesshomaru was long gone as well. Then they continued to where Wolf headed.
Kikyo stared at the two cups. One was near her and the other was near Wolf, "I think that...what in the world is that,"
Wolf turned to where Kikyo was pointing, unaware that Kikyo switched cups with them. "I don't see anything" Wolf growled turning back to Kikyo.
"Oh it is long gone I choose the cup in front of me." Sure enough they both picked up the cups in front of them and took a drink.
"You loose." Wolf smirked lowering his cup
"NO YOU LOOSE I SWITCHED CUPS WHEN YOUR BACK IS TURNED. NEVER BET YOUR LIFE ON A PREISTESS IN A GAME OF WITS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."Kikyo screamed before falling to the ground dead. Wolf got up and untied Ayame.
"All this time, it was your cup that had the poison." Ayame growled and looking at Kikyo's dead body while Wolf untied her.
"No they were both filled with poision. I spent the last two years bulding up an imune to Setsune." Wolf replied finishing up Ayame's ropes.
Ayame was up and slaped Wolf in the face. "Don't think I don't know who you are. You are the Youkai Bandit. The same one who killed my love."
The Youkai Bandit smirked, "You got it right. I remember your love, two years ago was it not, a wolf demon with raven-black hair and blue-eyes."
Ayame growled at him "YES"
"And after saying all those nice things before his death, you went and loved another."
"HE IS NOT MY LOVE. I ONLY HAD ONE LOVE IN MY LIFE AND YOU KILLED HIM. I WISH YOU WOULD JUST LEAVE ME BE AND LET KOU FIND ME." Ayame slaped him again.
"Anything you want" the Youkai Bandit smirked.
Ayame looked at him with a curious face, then she tore off his black mask and his bandana he was wearing and out came long black hair and two blue eyes glared at her. "K...oga" she gasped.
Zai: I told you this was gonna take a while
Akuma: Zai, you have to get to your homework now.
Zai: DAMN so do you.
Akuma: We don't want to stay up late doing our homework and not watching anime, do we.
Zai: COMING.
Akuma: Kikyo DIED yayyyyyyyyyyyy...