Ok, I hope you guys appreciate this, cuz I drank a part of one of my mom's gross diet cokes to finish this one. I don't own any of the characters in here; I don't what y'all are smokin'. Also, special thanks to my idiot brother and sesshomaru my koibito for help with this chapter! (That's my friend's username, I didn't ask Sesshomaru for help, although it's not a bad idea...Fluffy! Come here! I need help with part two!)
Inu: I'm Tarzan! And you are my lovely wife Jane!
Kagome: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Inu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kagome: IHAVEABETTERIDEA! LET'SPLAYPIRATES!! TOTHESHIP!! AWAY!! (Runs to car with inu)
Inu: (jumps in car) I AM CAPTAIN JACK PEACH BREASTED COCKATOO!!
Kagome: (puts key in ignition) AND I AM LIZARDATDETH THROWHER!
-10 minutes later-
(Inu and Kagome pull up in front of drive in Starbucks)
Kagome: Two Grande Caramel Frappichinos with three shots of espresso please!
Inu&Kagome: (speed off before paying) (happily sipping coffee)
Kagome: Where to?
Inu: (looks in glove box) Treasure Planet, the loot of a thousand worlds.
Kagome: How do you propose we get there?
Inu: This! (Pulls out map of Tokyo)
Kagome: Where did you get that?
Inu: IDON'TKNOW!!
Kagome: GOODENOUGHFORME!! (Starts going 101 mph down the highway towards the mall) (hears sirens)
Inu: No! THE OTHER PIRATES ARE AFTER THE MAP!
Kagome: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Inu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
-30 minutes later-
(Still being chased) (Pull up in front of Mall)
Inu: IT'S TREASURE PLANET!! (Pulls out gun that came from nowhere)
Kagome: (pulls out gun that came from nowhere)
(Both run inside)
Inu: LET'S HIDE IN THERE! (points to Victoria's Secret)
Kagome: YES! TO THE NOTORIOUSLY PINK CAVE!
Pirate 1: (instead of cop) there they go! (Starts running into store)
Inu: They're gaining fast! We'll have to use the current resources! (Picks up DD size bras and starts throwing at cops)
Kagome: (starts throwing thongs with the little pink hearts on them)
Pirate 1: No!! The girly-ness!!
Inu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kagome: Let's leave while they're distracted!
Inu: Good idea!
Kagome: (running through the mall) how are we going to find the treasure?
Inu: I'm Captain Jack Peach Breasted Cockatoo! Do not doubt me!
(Black Hummer in the middle of the walkway) an/these are so irritating
Inu: (grabs Kagome's arm and hides behind display) It's the Black Shiny thingy! They say it's cursed! We must get inside!
Kagome: But how? And why?
Inu: I don't know, I just feel like it! (Pulls keys out of pocket that, for some strange reason, open the hummer)
Kagome: Look! I found the strange sphere thingy on the floor!
Inu: looks worthless (throws at Kagome's head)
Kagome: And MORE SODA!!
Inu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! (Gets sugar-high)
Kagome: (does same)
Inu: (starts up car) TO THE FOOD COURT!! (Drives hummer through the mall)
a/n: wow, this is weird. Kagome and Inu with WAAAY too much sugar, driving a 'cursed' hummer through Concord Mills mall. O.O
Kagome: Look! There's a button that says DO NOT PRESS! What should we do?
Inu: (fooling with radio tuner) (starts blasting punk music) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kagome: Screw you then! (Presses button)
Disembodied voice: 10 seconds to self destruct...9...8...7...
Inu: Oh #!
Kagome: we have to leave!
Inu: no, we're going to stay here and blow up, you just don't know it
Kagome: It's a Super Nova!
Disembodied voice: 6...5...4...3...
Inu: 2...1...
Kagome: BOOOM!!
Inu: how come we aren't blown up?
Kagome: It was counting down to when we sing the theme song!! WEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEE!! Isn't that right disembodied voice?
Disembodied voice: Of course, Kagome!
Kagome: We are the pirates who don't do anything; we just stay at home, and lie around!!
Inu: (falls over anime style)
Disembodied voice: c'mon Inuyasha! Sing!
Inu: I'm not that out of it.
Kagome: Not yet anyways!
Inu: eh?
Kouga: (pops up) But I am!
Kagome&Kouga: WE ARE THE PIRATES, WHO DON'T DO ANYTHING! WE JUST STAY AT HOME AMD LIE AROUND! AND IF YOU ASK US, TO DO ANYTHING, WE'LL JUST TELL YOU, WE DON'T DO ANYTHING!
Disembodied voice: I'm leaving; this is getting a little creepy. Hope you have a nice life, Inuyasha!
Inu: that's not cool! You can't leave me like this!
Disembodied voice: of course I can, I can do whatever I want, and I'm a disembodied voice!
Inu: GAAA!! (Throws Tetsusaiga against wall) (Wall collapses) Hey Kagome, look at this!
Sesshomaru: (pops up) YAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAY!! I've been looking for this wall all day!
Kouga: you have?
Sesshomaru: Jaken! You've had your fun, c'mon!
Disembodied voice: no!!
Inu: wait, Jaken is the disembodied voice?
Disembodied voice: yea--I mean no! I am...uhh...Kikyo!
Inu: Kikyo, you have Jaken's voice! This means I can kill you now! Or throw you in water!
Disembodied voice: I know I have Jaken's voice. I...uhhh...ate him...
Kouga: AND YOU DIDN'T SAVE THE LEGS FOR ME?!
Disembodied voice: Actually, I did.
(Slides Chinese take-out box across floor)
Kouga: YAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAYYY! I FEEL SO LOVED! FROG LEGS!
Inu: that's gross
Kagome: Kouga, let me have some!
Sesshomaru: Jaken, come on, now!!
Jaken: (standing beside Sesshomaru) Lord Sesshomaru, who are you talking to? I'm right here?
Sesshomaru: O.O
Kouga: Then what's in this box?! (Opens) FROG LEGS!! YAAAAAAAAY!!
Inu: (pulls down curtain covering wall) AH HA! IT'S KIKYO!! LER'S KILL HER!!
Kikyo: That's not cool, I had an awesome Jaken impression.
Kagome: How come Kouga is still eating frog legs?
Jaken: I'm a toad, you idiot.
Kouga: (munch) (munch) this stuff is great, did you make it yourself Kikyo?
Kikyo: yes actually, finally someone appreciates my cook-
Inu: stut up already, Kikyo! Everyone hates you! (Pours water over head) Including me!
Kikyo: NOOOO!! THE WATER!! (Hiss)
Sesshomaru: she's dead!! Let's sing a song in memory of her!!
All: OH, HOW WE HATE KIKYO! OH, HOW WE HATE KIKYO! OH, HOW WE HATE KIKYO!
Inu: because she sealed me to a tree!!
Kouga: the cops are coming!! (Grabs rest of frog legs and jumps in car with fluffy)
Fluffy&Kouga: SEE YOU LATER, SUCKER!!
Jaken: but Lord Sesshomaru, what about me?!
Sesshomaru: Screw you!!
(Speed off)
Cops: We're taking you two downtown.
Inu: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!! (Grabs Kagome and digs a hole through the floor of the food court)
Kagome: Where are we?
Inu: it's the center of the planet!! (a/n: he's SO clueless) Where the treasure is!!
Kagome: (eyes sparkle)
a/n: In case any of you are wondering, they are surrounded by giant mountains of candy!
Inu&Kagome: (start stuffing their faces) WEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!!
Well, that's all for part one. Sorry it took so long to update. I'll try to be quicker with part two. If a lot of you were disappointed with me switching to pirates please tell me, because I can probably incorporate Tarzan later. Bye the way, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!