Hello!!! It's me! AGAIN!!! Sorry it took so long to update. They took it off, I think cuz of all the 'and' signs I put in the first chapter. Oops. But I fixed it, and it should stay up now. Unless they have some thing against parentheses. Now I have my trusty soda! Enjoy the amazing randomness! My brothers are watching Invader Zim right now, so don't be surprised if I quote it. I don't own Inuyasha!!!

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Inu: Kagome!!!!! They have butterscotch!!!!

Kagome: OMG!!! SO MUCH CAAAAAAAAAAANDY!!!!!!!!

Inu: DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!!! (dives into mountain of butterscotch)

Kagome: Christmas candy! Chocolate! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BOW TO ME, CAPTAIN PEACH-BREASTED-COCKATOO!!!

-Three hours later-

(both Inu and Kagome are sleeping, due to the massive sugar intake)

Inu: Sea monkey has my money......(snore)........

Kagome: Kiss me.....Koga......I love you.....

Inu: Frodo...blah...blah....ring....(snore)...baggins....blah...fellowship....blah....(snore)

Kagome: Shnarf......Shnarf....

Inu: Rin....is sooooo......(snore) hott........

Kagome: Transformers....

Inu: (snore) Robots.....(snore)

Kagome: In.....

Inu&Kagome: Disguise

Inu: (snore)

a/n: it's official, Inuyasha snores! It's the apocalypse!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ok, enough of that.

(dude walks in from behind pile of peppermint)

CSB: I am captain sticky beard!!!! And now that both of these two are subdued by the candy and sweet goodness I shall take them as my captives and force them to do stuff!!!

a/n: this is played by our very Hiten! WooT! Yeah, technically he's dead but so what? I am the AUTHOR! And I have AMAZING AUTHOR POWERS!!!! (starts singing) I got the power....

Choco: And I am his assistant!!! Choco the chocolate bunny!

Hiten: THUNDER.....THUDER.....THUNDERCATS.....HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(kirara appears out of nowhere and raises up both paws)

Kirara: MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..............(just kinda fades off into distance)

(lightening flashes in background)

Inu: (rolls over onto side) noooooo......must contact.....(snore)...Mothermeat....(snore)

Kagome: (wakes up) What? Captain, wake up!

Inu: TAKE THAT SESSHOMARU!!! (throws candy at Kagome)

Kagome: TT

Hiten: you two have fallen into my trap! Now, face the wrath of my FILTHY PIGGY TOILET OF FILTHY PIGGIENESS!!!!!

Inu: (eyes sparkle) really?

Choco: OF COURSE NOT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Kagome: You're so mean!!!!!

Inu: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Kagome: Captain, why did your eyes sparkle?

Inu: NOREASON! 'She must not find out that I secretly drink out of the toilet......'

Kagome: GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

Hiten: FACE THE WRATH OF MY GUMMIE ALLIGATORS!!!

(nothing happens)

Hiten: I said, FACE THE WRATH OF MY GUMMIE ALLIGATORS!

Choco: sir, I've just received a notice that the gummie alligators are on strike.

Hiten: for what?

Choco: They want better armor.....better camps....

Hiten: they don't have any of that to begin with

CHoco: it's beyond me then

Inu: Ok....I'll just climb back out this hole then....

Kagome: Inuyasha!!!! There's a dead guy standing in front of me!!!!!

Inu: Have some more rum, miss Elizabeth!

Kagome: How do gummies go one strike?

Choco: don't ask me.

Hiten: enough small talk!! Come with me to my castle of evil badness!!!!

Kagome: (somehow appears in a cage of candy canes with Inu)

Inu: NO! ANYTHING BUT THE CASTLE OF EVIL BADDNESS!!!!

Hiten: AND I SHALL MAKE YOU DO STUFF!!!

Choco: (laughs manically)

-Later, at the castle of Evil Badness-

Inu: (playing video games) NONONO!!! ONLY TWO MORE LEVELS MISS ELIZABETH!

Kagome: THEN I GET TO PLAY HALO 2!!!

a/n: which my the way I DO NOT own.

Hiten: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THEY'RE NEVERGOING TO SURVIVE!!

Kagome: NO!!! MY GHOST IS ON FIRE!!!

Inu: HAHAHA!!! MY BANSHI WILL BLOW YOU TO PIECES!!!

Choco: sir, I think they're having fun

Hiten: never! Just look at the pure despair on their faces!

Choco: that looks like happiness, sir. Why don't you check the Guide to Being Evil again.

Hiten: (takes handbook out of pocket and starts flipping through pages) YOU'RE RIGHT! THAT IS NOT PAIN OR DISPAIR!

Inu: I have you cornered!

Kagome: No!!!!

Inu: haha! I win!

Kagome: best 5 out of 10?

Inu: sure!

Hiten: are you two having...fun?

Inu&Kagome: no! this is terrible!

Hiten: see choco? No cause for worry! I am correctly carrying out my duties as a bad guy!

Choco: (sigh)

Inu&Kagome: NO! DON'T KEEP US HERE ANY LONGER!!! HOW WILL WE EVER ESCAPE!!!

Hiten: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Meanwhile, in the black hummer on I-85

Fluffy: WILL YOU STOP SMACKING ALREADY!

Kouga: You really need to try some of Kikyo's cooking!

Fluffy: how many times do I have to tell you, I don't eat!

(rabid squirrel attacks winshield)

Koga: AHHHH!!!!

Squirrel: luke, I am your father....

Fluffy: (loses control and starts spinning out)

Squirrel: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Fluffy: GET IT OFF!!!

To be continued....AGAIN!

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Will Inuyasha and Kagome be able to escape the castle of evil badness? Does Sesshomaru have a secret fear of squirrels? What happens when Koga runs out of frog legs?! Stay tuned for Pirates: Part three!!! (Which won't take as long to update. Sorry. And itshould be longer.)