WooT! It's part three!!!!
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Fluffy: Get it off!!!!! We've spun about 20 times now and this stupid thing won't get OFF!
Koga: Why are you telling me this?
Fluffy: Communicate with it or something!
Koga: I'm a wolf youkai, not squirrel, thank you very much!
Fluffy: Close enough!
Koga: I'm only your distant cousin, why don't YOU try talking to it?
Fluffy: I am NOT related to you, by any stretch of the imagination.
Koga: Species-wise, not literally, baka.
Fluffy: THAT'S IT! (tosses Koga out window)
Squirrel: if you'll excuse me, the next victim awaits, Sesshomaru
Fluffy: WHAT?!
Koga: (sitting on car roof) You've gone and done it now.
Squirrel: ?.?
Koga: You didn't show the proper respect.
Fluffy: IT'S LORD SESSHOMARU-SAMA TO YOU!!!!!!!!!
Squirrel: (Meep)
Fluffy: (thinking to himself) Kill two birds with one stone.
Koga: HE'S SMILING!!!! GET ME OFFA THIS THING!!!
Squirrel: HE'S GONNA DRIVE THE CAR INTO THE LAKE!!!!!!
Koga: Don't do it!!!!
Fluffy: (grinning maliciously) I'LL DO IT!!! DON'T TRY AND STOP ME!!!!!!
a/n: I think he's finally gone off the deep end. We all knew it was bound to happen.
Koga: Oh crap.
(big splash)
Koga: You smell like wet dog.
Fluffy: (eyes glow red)
Koga: (hehe) can't you take a joke?
Squirrel: nice.
Fluffy: (throws rock at squirrel)
Squirrel: XP
Fluffy: (starts chasing Koga)
Koga: AHHHHH!!!!!!!
a/n: we'll get back to them later, this will be going on for awhile.
-Meanwhile, at the Castle of Evil Badness-
Kagome: NO! DON'T KEEP US HERE ANY LONGER WE MIGHT DIE OF THE PURE TORTURE!
Inu: THE PAIN! THE HURT! THE---uhhh---CREAMPUFFS!
Hiten: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU WILL STAY HERE FOREVER AND DO stuff....FOREVER!!!
Choco: ok, this is just sad now. Captain Sticky Beard, they are having fun. This is not torture. You are feeding them, giving them a place to sleep, not making them do anything, and letting them play video games all day.
(evil chibi Naraku pops up)
Kagome: IT'S SOOOO CUTE!!!!! DON'T YOU JUST WANNA HUG IT?!
a/n: o....k.....i think she's even worse off than Sesshomaru at this point.
Inu: no. Not even I'm that out of it.
Choco: IT'S SOOO CUTE!!!! LET'S AUCTION IT OFF ON THE INTERNET!!!!
Kagome: YaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiten: The computer's over here!!!
-Meanwhile, in Poland-
Fluffy: I WILL GET YOU KOGA!!!!! I DO NOT SMELL LIKE WET DOG!!!!
Random Person: Yes you do.
Fluffy: Would you like to say that again?!
RP: Oh crap.
Fluffy: (starts chasing Random Person and Koga) I DO NOT SMELLS LIKE WET DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koga: (while running) you're kinda cute! Wanna go out?
-Back at the castle of Evil Badness-
Inu: If you're a pirate then why do you have a castle?
Hiten: SHUT UP! I'M GOING TO USE THE MONEY FROM SELLING NARAKU OFF THE INTERNET TO BUY A SHIP!
Inu: why don't you have one in the first place? YOU ARE NO PIRATE!!!! IMPOSTER!!! (draws sword)
-Meanwhile, at Sesshomaru's house-
Fluffy: SHUT UP!
(Koga and random person have been locked in a closet)
Fluffy: perfect! A chibi Naraku!
-Yet again, at the castle of evil badness-
Kagome: SCORE!!!! We have a buyer!
Inu: who?
Kagome: his penname is feardafluff
Naraku: I refuse to let you sell me on the internet!
Hiten: No one really cares.
Choco: that about sums it up. (throws in box and slaps sticker on it) you're headed to...
Kagome: CUBA!
a/n: o...k...apparently Sesshomaru lives in Cuba...yeah...I'll get back to you on that
Inu: look up his ID! I wanna know who was crazy enough to name themselves feardafluff
Kagome: it has an IM address
Choco: click it!
Naraku: now it's only me, and you...(pulls out nickel) phillip!
-In (bum bum bum) CUBA!-
Fluffy: Who is this? (clicks out of random curiosity)
Inu: HA! Who are you?!
feardafluff: uhhhhh....
Inu:: I know where you live!
feardafluff: no you don't, you just asked me who I was.
Inu: Tell me, are you the buyer of chibi Naraku?
feardafluff: what's it to you?
Inu: What do you need it for?
Fluffy: (glances in closet)
feardafluff: I wanna try and mate Koga and Naraku.
Kagome: (screams) AHHHHHHH!!!! THIS GUY IS SO GROSS!!!!!!! BLAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Inu: yeah, you're telling me.
Kagome: lemme type something!
Inu: (sigh)
Inu (who would currently be Kagome talking): You are a Hentai!!!!! HENTAI!!!!!
feardafluff: HEY! I WAS JUST KIDDING!
Inu: wait a sec, how do you know who both of them are?
feardafluff: well, uhhh....::hehe::
Inu: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu: what is it?!
Kagome: It's Sesshomaru!!!!!!!!
Inu: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hiten: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Choco: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Naraku: (inside box) (stroking nickel) Yesssss.....the preciousssss.....
a/n: ok, now that we're all screaming, hmmm....
(both computers blow up)
a/n: they couldn't take the stress
Inu&Kagome: (run all the way back to kagome's house and hide under her bed)
Kagome: uhhh...Inuyasha...why are we both under your bed?
Inu: ?.?
Kagome: and why is there a talking box sitting over there, muttering something about 'the precious'
(box hisses)
Inu: I think it might have been something I ate.
DA END
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Ok, towards the end that wasn't very piratey. But, then again, it was only for personal entertainment. Now, I'm going to have another totally new thingy done AND posted later today. I'll give you one clue. The leader of the masculine undergarments.