Ok, I have just got a nice restock on my favorite soda!!! WooT! This one is a little different that the others, but should be just as funny. I'll try to get soda in here. Somewhere. So here you are, as promised, the next chapter of my basically never-ending fic!
Kamigod
Naraku (his name literally translates to this, and I didn't want to type this in all caps, for fear of my dad) hell
Naniwhat
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Sesshomaru is the owner of a major corporation, dignified and erect, and has a very good history as being strict individual. But, all that is about to change.
Sango: I have the papers you asked for, sir.
Fluffy: Yes....(starts looking through papers)...wait...
Sango: (Oh crap, here he goes again)
Fluffy: These papers are printed in Black2740949382727394038262 ink! I said I wanted Black2740949382727394038262.0!!!
Sango: I'm sorry sir! I'll change it right away!!! (runs out of office)
Miroku: Let me guess, by the time today is over, we'll have to replace the printer ink. Again.
Sango: (panting) Yes! Why does it matter!!!
Miroku: beats me. But hey, we get paid good money, can't argue with that.
Sango: I guess....(starts walking to printing room)
Inu: Do I even need to ask?
Sango: (sigh)
Inu: didn't think so.
Sango: where's Kagome?
Inu: she's in the printing room, which I'm assuming that's where you're going.
Sango: yep.
-In the office of...da fluff-
Fluffy: Why can't they do what I ask?! It's not that difficult! Press a button on your computer screen!
Miroku: (walks in) Hello sir! How are we today?
Fluffy: Fine. Until you walked in.
a/n: harsh
Miroku: (sweat drop) It seemed as though you were stressed, so I brought you some tea.
Fluffy: (I can smell that, human) ...
Miroku: yes, It's the kind you like.
Fluffy: (I would say thanks, but I could care less about you) Just leave it on the table.
Miroku: (starts walking towards coffee table)
a/n: WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A BEAN BURRITTO FLEW INTO SESSHOMARU'S OFFICE AND KNOCKED THE TRAY OUT OF MIROKU'S HANDS AND ALL OF THE TEA ONTO SESSHOMARU'S HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: AHHHH! I'M SO SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME LORD SESSHOMARU!!!!
Fluffy: I AM CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!!!! What is this? I am not wearing my suit!!!
a/n: if you don't know who captain underpants is or what he wears, go do a google search you will be dying of laughter when you picture all this.
Miroku: O.O (oh........Kami......)
-Meanwhile-
Sango: (walking down hallway) (sigh) Finally, almost to the printing room.
(Hakudoushi pops out of nearby trashcan, foaming at the mouth and hissing)
Sango: AHHHH!!!!! Oh, it's just you. KAMI! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
Hakudoushi: (hiss)
Sango: go crawl back into the hole you came from! If your Naraku finds out that you're doing this AGAIN he'll have your head.
Hakudoushi: (hisses and sinks back down into garbage can)
Sango: (opens door to printing room and walks in) Hey Kagome.
Kagome: oh, hi Sango! Let me guess...
Sango&Kagome: Sesshomaru made you/me print the papers out again.
(both laugh)
(SESSHOMARU BURSTS INTO THE ROOM IN HIS UNDERWEAR SCREAMING 'IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!')
Kagome&Sango: O.O
Fluffy: (jumps out window and starts flying around the town)
Miroku: no! Not again!
Kagome: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
Miroku: I spilled some tea on his head when this flying burrito came by and knocked the tray I was holding out of my hands!
Sango: and you expect me to believe---
(burrito attacks Sango, growling and hissing menacingly)
Kagome: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: IT'S BACK FOR REVENGE!
(Kagome grabs Miroku's hand and jumps out of the window)
Miroku: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING KAGOME???!!!
Inu: (runs to the bottom of the building and catches Kagome, but lets Miroku fall)
Inu: serves you right, hentai
Kagome: He hasn't done anything in the past three years
Inu: It is something that cannot be forgiven
Kagome: ok then!
Miroku: (twitch)
Fluffy: PERISH EVIL COMIC BOOK STORE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kagome&Inu pop up)
Kagome: Get a hold of yourself Sesshomaru!!!
Fluffy: I AM CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!
Inu: This is public! Get a hold of yourself!
Miroku: Please! For the sake of all of us!
a/n: and for my eyesight.
Inu: you smell dead.
Miroku: that's because I am.
Inu: Nani?
Miroku: Just like Kikyo! Just don't get any water on me.
(Kikyo pops with hose and starts chasing Miroku)
Miroku: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: AHHHHH!!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!! (starts getting dragged underground my evil burrito)
Fluffy: (starts blowing up random buildings)
a/n: how, I really don't know.
Inu: (Takes hose from Kikyo and blasts Sesshomaru)
Fluffy: O.O
Miroku: that ought to do the trick
Fluffy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O KAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NARAKU!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AM I DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok, someone submitted this idea to me, I'm sorry but I forget who it was. I deleted my entire inbox, so I can't give them proper credit. (starts crying) Anyway, I'm taking suggestions for part two! PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME! I don't care how random it is. In fact, the more random the better! WooT Thanx for reading this pointless stupidity! I'll be waiting for suggestions! Don't forget the burrito either. Heck, it may end up with an empire.