Destroy All Mary Sues!
I only got one flame from someone who seems to overlook the fact that this is intended as HUMOR and not something offensive, you know who you are...to the rest of you, I knew you lurved me, kupo!
On with the show, kupo!
-Muscadet, Ellen's Place-
Marche and Montblanc rushed in and slammed the door, fumbling with the lock.
"LOCKTHEDOORLOCKTHEDOORLOCKTHEDOOR!"
Ellen was puzzled. "What's wrong with him?"
Moogle and viera stared.
"Seriously...it's THEM! THE MARY SUES!"
"What in the hell is a Mary Sue?"
The Sues barged in. "OMGOMG! Can we, like, buy stuff with all our money that we didn't work a day for and got from our rich daddies and stuff? LOLOLOLOLOL!"
Ellen nearly died on the spot while a worker barfed up a lung from just looking at the Sues.
"OMG! My name's, like, Inu-Star Celeste Solar Sunshine-sama! Can I, like, join you guys?"
"I LUV U MACHE! LOL!"
"KAN I HAV ITAMZ PLZ OMGOMG DID U RUN AWAY FROM THAT LAST BATTL? N00B!"
"GYAAAAAAAH!" Marche ran out screaming like a schoolgirl. Meanwhile, the barfed-up lung was growing tentaclesand strangling the Sues with them.
Ellen and Montblanc cheered. "LUNGY, LUNGY! WE LOVE YOU LUNGY!"
The first worker asked another worker (with his remaining lung), "Dude, your lung kicks ass!"
"Dude, I know!"
YOUR FLAMES ARE TASTY!
Next: The Sues invade Bervenia Palace!