It's me! Yet again...anyways here's more! And I forgot to put the disclaimer on the last chapter. So, for your information, I don't own anything in that or this chapter. I had no idea what to write for this chapter, so, again, very much thanks to Pyronekoyoukai!

Izayoi: no! Don't open the door!

Inu: (opens door) Konnichiwa!

Parents: O.O

Inu: (cocks head) Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

InuTaishio: what!

Inu: There's people at the door.

InuTaishio: What else is the door used for!

Inu: You tried to make a giant doggie door once, remember that?

InuTaishio: Thanks for bringing that up.

Inu: You're not getting the point here, ya know.

InuTaishio: Just who is at the door anyway?

Inu: you expect me to know something like that?

InuTaishio: You opened it didn't you?

(Sesshomaru runs through the kitchen with Tensaiga waving it around his head frantically chasing an albino squirrel)

Parents: O.O

(InuTaishio walks up)

InuTaishio: Oh, I was expecting you! Why don't I give you the grand tour!

Dad: At least on person in this house seems sane.

(all three walk upstairs)

InuTaishio: This is Sesshomaru's room.

(Sesshomaru has the albino squirrel strapped to a table with a giant blade swinging back and forth above its head, with knives, guns, swords, daggers, bows, arrows, and other various items displayed on the walls, and a cauldron.)

Fluffy: (flips light switch)

(the entire room rotates and a normal room appears in its place)

Fluffy: You saw nothing.

Mom: umm...let's move on.

InuTaishio: (walks to next room) and this is Inuyasha's room.

(Inuyasha pops out of a gigantic pile of dirty clothes)

Inu: (lifts snorkel mask) Mom! I can't find my pants! Where are they!

Izayoi: The pile sixth from the left!

Inu: (puts snorkel mask back down and dives into pile halfway across the room)

Mom: Do you ever make the child clean his room?

InuTaishio: Only when we see something crawling across the floor.

(hand comes out from under bed)

InuTaishio: (kicks) Now, shall we go downstairs?

Dad: god, yes.

(all three start walking down the steps)

InuTaishio: now, this is where to hot tub is, notice on the ceiling (points up)

Just then, someone's head pops up from inside the tub and stares at all three with red eyes!

InuTaishio: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE AGAIN! (picks up gun)

Dad: is that really necessary?

InuTaishio: oh, you haven't met Naraku.

Mom: ummmm...

InuTaishio: (hehe) Code Orange!

Inu: Code orange!

Fluffy: Code orange (sigh).

Izayoi: code orange...(sigh)

Both: reporting for duty!

InuTaishio: The hunt is on!

Parents: (thinking) wtf...

Izayoi: (thining) not again...

So all three have guns and are chasing Naraku around outside their yard while InuTaishio and Inuyasha are laughing manically.

InuTaishio: (shoots) Right on target! I won!

Izayoi: (takes out newspaper) WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING! IT IS NOT NESSACARY TO CHASE THEM INTO THEIR OWN YARDS WITH A GUN!

Fluffy: (he was facing the opposite way at the time) She's got a newspaper, doesn't she?

InuTaishio: yep.

Inu: RUN.

Sorry if this one ended abruptly, the next two chapters will be much better! PORMISE! Review anyways!