Wedding Woes
A/N: Hey guys! HOORAY FOR SPELL CHECK! I am very, VERY pleased to say I GOT THE THIRD INUYASHA MOVIE AND A GIRL FROM JAPAN JUST MOVED TO BRANDON! –Gasps- Fwew. That took a lot of air. Hehe. I got two new nick names, Kiki and Momo. (MOMO-CHANNNNN!) Ah. How I love that three eyed flying cow. Well, I won't keep you waiting, here's chapter four.
Flashbacks and Ass cracks
"Well?" her mother asked.
"Uhh… traditional?" she replied.
"Wonderful!" she complimented before turning around and leaving.
"How long do you think this 'fitting' will take?" Inuyasha asked.
"Longer than your tux fitting" Kagome said while Inuyasha shivered.
Flashback
"Come on Inuyasha! Let's see!" Kagome said.
"Fine." The angry hanyou grumbled. He walked out wearing a black tux with black dress shoes. All eyes were on him. Especially Kagome's.
"So how's it fit?" She finally asked.
"What the hell is with this kimono it's riding up my ass."
-Sigh- "Well I guess the pants are too small."
End flashback"Yee. That thing felt weird." Inuyasha said.
"Well, get used to it cause you have to wear I all day at the wedding"
"Shit."
"So Miroku, how did yours fit?" Sango asked.
"Rather well actually."
Flashback
"Yo Miroku you done yet?" Inuyasha called after getting the right size of pants.
"Just a moment" he called back.
About three minutes later and Sango immediately started starring. Even drooling a little. Even oogled a bit.
"Kagome…." Inuyasha said squinting at her snapping her back into reality.
"Da-huh? Oh… eheheh…" she said with an innocent smile.
"Keh." He huffed under his breath.
"Oh Sango, I see you like how I look." Miroku said slyly raising an eyebrow.
"U-uhh! W-what are you t-talking about you lech! I wasn't starring!" She said instantly turning beat red.
"Sssssssssssssure." He said with a smirk.
"P-pervert."
End flashback
"I know you thought I was sexy Sango."
"Shut the hell up."
"Don't try to hide it!"
"BE QUIET!" she yelled giving a harsh slap on the face.
"Ow…"
"You brought it on yourself"
"No kidding" Inuyasha added.
"Why must you be so cruel Sango?" Miroku asked.
"Because you're a freaking perv."
-Sigh- "Damn."
"Well, on to another subject!" Kagome said with a sweat drop. "How did your dress fit you?"
"Ok. But it felt a little strange."
Flashback
"Are you managing in there Sango?" Kagome called.
"Yes I'm doing alright, I'm coming out now"
"Alright"
Sango came out wearing a pail blue silk dress and attempting to walk in dark blue high heels.
"Whoa!" she stumbled. "Kagome these shoes fee-"
"Sango you look very attractive!" Miroku said, smugly smiling.
"Oh shut up!"
"No… really." He said walking beside her and slipping a hand behind her. Before he had a chance to make contact with her behind, she had grabbed his wrist, twisted it, and flipped him over with a loud thunk on the floor.
"Serves you right."
"Oww…"
"He never gets tired of it does he?" Kagome stated kneeling over Miroku.
"Nope." Inuyasha commented with a sweat drop and eyes closed.
End Flashback
"I'm still hurting from that." Miroku whined.
"Well you know better!" Sango fumed.
"He does?" Inuyasha and Kagome both said to each other.
"I never would of guessed." Shippo retorted.
"Eheheh" Miroku managed to conjure up with a sweat drop and his hand slipped to that familiar place once again. And before Sango had a chance to slap him in the face he bolted.
"Damn right you better run!" She screamed chasing after him into the kitchen. And about five seconds after she got in there, there was a huge thunk and Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo all ran into the kitchen and saw Sango standing over Miroku with a frying pan in hand.
A/N: Yes. Yet another shitty cliff-hanger. Praise me. I am the master of crappy cliffies. Well, I quit martial arts. That guy scared the crap out of me. Seriously. He yelled at a kid because he wasn't in the right stands. –Shudders- Well, I am still trying to figure out how to write chapter five. I hope this chapter didn't suck. I hoped you liked it!
Haley.
Quotes of the Chapter:
Deaf eyes rarely hear.
-Derek.