Sorry for the updating delay you guys, I got tired of my other idea, and you know how that goes. But anyways, I've had this one written down for awhile, and I think it's much funnier than the previous. I'm always open to ideas for new chapters, don't forget! Yes, I find great amusement in sending the Inu brothers into Victoria's Secret! Hope you guys enjoy this chapter, entitled: The Christmas Incident.

Inu: Please please please!

Fluffy: c'mon! Say it louder!

Inu: PLEASE!

Fluffy: remind me again why you're here.

Inu: I need help picking out a Christmas present for Kagome!

Fluffy: and I would be of use to you how?

Inu: I don't know what girls like!

Fluffy: And I do!

Inu: duh, you are a girl.

Fluffy: Listen to mw, what screwed up girl has a voice like this!

Inu: You, apparently.

Fluffy: this is your idea of asking for help?

Inu: C'mon! I nee you to help me pick something out!

Fluffy: What's in it for me?

Inu: I'll let you get anything you want from the mall, ANYTHING!

Fluffy: (sigh)

Later-

Inu: how is this going to get us anywhere?

Fluffy: shut up! This takes concentration!

Inu: What? You're re-arranging colored strings in Kagome's noise maker, how much concentration does that take?

Fluffy: First of all it's a car; second, these are wires, third, shut up!

Inu: ok then Mr. Know-it-all, what's this? (points to wire)

Fluffy: don't touch that, it'll mess up the ignition.

a/n: I know nothing about cars...

Inu: and how do you know all this?

Fluffy: I stole and read your wench's book on mechanics; very informative.

Inu: and what, may I ask, are you doing?

Fluffy: (sigh) I'm hot-wiring the car.

Inu: wha...?

Fluffy: We can start it up without the keys.

(car starts up)

Fluffy: perfect. Now, get in.

Later, at the mall-

Fluffy: where to?

Inu: ummm...

Fluffy: how about in there? (points to pink store)

a/n: you know it!

Inu: I dunno...I don't think guys are supposed to go in there. Something in my instincts warns me against it. I'm gonna stay out here. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Fluffy: have you made a habit out of questioning my gender?

Inu: It's not like I can tell.

Fluffy: you're going in that store with me, whether you like it or not.

Inu: make me. (sits on ground defiantly)

Fluffy: so you wanna do this the hard way, do ya? (grabs inu's kimono sleeves and starts dragging him toward the store entrance)

Inu: no! don't do it!

Fluffy: Why are you so reluctant to go in anyways? It seems like this place would suit you quite well.

Inu: (dragging claws against floor)

Fluffy: Be a man. More importantly, be a more respectable human being. I thought you were 'brave'

a/n: notice the emphasis

Inu: I take it back lemme outta here! Lemme run around screaming like a little girl! I want my mommy!

Fluffy: too bad. Your mother's dead!

Inu: that's not nice Sesshomaru, that's...that's really true.

Fluffy: Suck it up. What are you a man or a cat!

Inu: but I'm an Inu Hanyou.

Fluffy: chose!

Inu: uhhh...man...?

Fluffy: well, you really suck!

Inu: okay, cat then.

Fluffy: HAHA! You still suck! You piss in a box! Now, come, cat, into the store!

Inu: AND WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO THEN!

Fluffy: let's just call it 'expanding the territory'

Inu: so THAT'S what happened when Kagome slipped on the god tree the other day!

Fluffy: (glares)

Inu: (hehe)

Fluffy: (starts dragging into store again)

Inu: nonononononononononono!

Fluffy: You drug my 500 years into the future! I'm not leaving without something from this store!

Inu: no!

Fluffy: (walks up to counter) Yes, my friend here needs help picking out a present for his wen---uhhhh, girlfriend.

Inu: friend? What are you talking about?

Fluffy: would you rather 'I brought my scared little brother into a women's clothing store because he was too scared to go alone'?

Inu: It's probably better than being dragged around the mall be some gay weirdo.

Fluffy: (kicks)

Attendant: (talking to inu: who has gotten up off the ground) What's her size?

Inu: I dunno. (looks at Sesshomaru)

Fluffy: she's your wench!

Inu: no she's not!

Fluffy: well, there goes one theory. (takes out sheet of paper and crosses something off)

Inu: what's that?

Fluffy: my list of theories about you.

Inu: read me one of those!

Fluffy: theory number 667: at exactly 1:26 every morning Inuyasha goes downstairs and eats all of the wench's French toast; then dances with a rubber chicken to 'Man, I feel like a woman'.

Inu: I only did that once!

Attendant: We could try and find the right size by eyeing it. How does this one look?

Inu: wadda you think, fluff boy?

Fluffy: What! You think I'm some kinda pervert! I don't stare at 'em! (wait, did he just call me fluff boy?)

Inu: I agree, too small.

Fluffy: (godd...)

Attendant: do you like this one?

Inu: hmmmm...still looks a little small.

Attendant: what about this one?

Inu: perfect!

Fluffy: THAT ONE!

Attendant: now, which color!

a/n: it's a field day.

Inu: I like the pink one!

Fluffy: (slaps forehead) I am not related to that...

Inu: or maybe the red one! ooooo, this one's soft!

Attendant: do you want any of these? We're having a sale.

Inu: what is it?

Fluffy: (picks up and shoots at fat guy who's walking by) (wow, that works almost as well as the condoms...)

Attendant: miss, would you like to try some on?

Fluffy: how many times must I tell you people? I AM A MAN.

Attendant&inu: denial.

Fluffy: you know what, we're checking out.

(walk to cash register)

cashier: that'll be...$100.03

Fluffy: oh, the life I live. Do you accept severed human heads? (starts looking in kimono sleeves)

Cashier: just take it and go.

Fluffy: it works every time. Now, what do I want...?

Inu: joy.

As they are walking, Inuyasha gets behind Sesshomaru and starts whispering 'man, I feel like a woman'

Fluffy: (slaps)

Inu:ooowwww...

Fluffy: how about that? (points to something in pet store)

Inu: what's it say?

Fluffy: that doesn't matter, just buy it.

Inu: (sigh) (walks up to cash register) do you accept severed human heads? (starts looking in kimono sleeves)

Cashier: take it an LEAVE!

In the parking lot-

Inu:(while walking towards car) that severed head thing works pretty well.

Fluffy: or course it works, I came up with it. Now, since the wench's car is already taken care of, it won't take as long to start up as last time.

Inu: good. Question, what was it you had me buy?

Fluffy: oh, nothing...(starts up car)

Later that night-

Inu: here Kagome, Merry Christmas.

Kagome: Thank you! But, how did you know my size?

Inu: I eyed it.

a/n: mistake.

Kagome: O.o GAH! PERV! (starts chasing around outside of Kaede's hut)

Miroku: My dearest lady Sango, I have also purchased you a gift.

Sango: I wonder what it is! (shakes tiny box)

Miroku: I hopw you like it, I took special care in picking it out!

Sango: (opens)...houshi-sama, may I have a word with you?

Miroku: (oh god! It's the 'houshi-sama' voice!)

a/n: our favorite perverted monk has bought Sango something that starts with the third letter of the alphabet. Apparently he thinks it will come in handy sometime soon.

Fluffy: I'll leave this here.

He leaves a card that reads as follows: halfbreed. Enjoy, it's your own piss-box.

(tell me specifically in your review if you want to see the doodle he put at the bottom, and I will gladly send it to you! Remember to put your email address though.)

Fluffy: (hehe)

half an hour later-

Inu: I'm so sorry Kagome!

Kagome: you should be! Huh, what's this?

Inu: (picks up card) what's it say!

Kagome: gimme that. (Snatches out of hand)

Inu: (starts playing with contents of box) I know what this is! It's sand! The kind at the ocean! Look Kagome, I made a sand castle!

a/n: it's kitty litter, you guys

Kagome: I don't think its sand.

Inu: what is it then? Futuristic sand?

Kagome: it's Sesshomaru's idea of a Christmas present. (a twisted one at that)

Kirara: (finishes burying something)

Inu: eh? Look Kagome! The castle has a moat!

I'm so sorry for not updating! I feel really bad about it! So I'm going to write another chapter today! It's called: Newscaster SOS. Remember to review!