You came back! Arigato, kamisama! Anyways...for this one I had to hail to a higher power than JUST soda. Yup, that's right. Coffee. I give thanks to my brother for this one, seeing as he helped with ideas and whatnot. Here is the long awaited (not really, but we have to sound official):
Newscaster SOS
Director: We're on in 5...
Kagome: I'm so nervous!
Sess: Don't be, there's nothing to this job. We get paid for talking all day about the most boring subjects, don't sweat it.
Kagome: Easy for you to say, all you have to do is report the weather!
Sess: it's harder than it looks!
Kagome: the camera's going to be on me more than half the time! (...)
Inu: ANYBODY SEEN MY JACKET!
Sess: (whistles)
Inu: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT!
Sess: I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR BELOVED JACKET!
Inu: I smell it! You have it!
(Kouga walks in studio with jacket on)
Kouga: so comfortable!
Inu: (tackles) GIMME MY JACKET!
Director: 30 seconds!
Kouga: fine fine fine. (throws jacket across room)
Kagome: waaaaaa! I'm so nervous!
Sess: everybody to their stations!
Director:
5
4
3
2
1
(camera turns on)
Inuyasha: (jumps into desk)
Kagome: Konnichiwa! Welcome to Odorokubeki Chi-zu Gojuuni!
a/n: Brownie points to whoever can figure this out before the end of this chapter!
Kagome: This is your host Kagome Higurashi. Today's top story is
Mitchell Frakson: potato or potato (potahto). But first, let's take a look at today's forecast.
(screen switches to weather)
Sess: Today we will have BLAZING hot temperatures! So hot, in fact, that there will be lave spilling from the very CORE OF THE EARTH!
Shippo: (whispers in ear) That's not on the radar.
Sess: (lifts up hand and melts part of the screen) I'm afraid that we're all DOOMED! (starts laughing like twitch from 'holes')
Kagome: (offscreen) (slaps forehead)
Sess: but, on the bright side, NC State beat Duke!
Inu: (starts cheering)
a/n: you gotta live in Carolina to get this one.
Sess: now, over to Inuyasha with the stock market!
(screen switches)
Inu: (banging on television) (turns on) (switches channel to cartoons) (starts singing)
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium...bomb!
N is for NO SURVIVORS!
Oh, wait, is it my turn! Sorry for the delay folks! Now, today's stocks! Win-Dixie has a new shipment of all American steak, but Piggly Wiggly is close behind!
(camera switches to Kouga)
Kouga: Now, Sports. In this weekend's football ga—
Inu: HEY! I'M NOT DONE YET! DON'T SWITCH THE CAMERA TO THAT CRAZY WOLF!
Kouga: you're done now!
Inu: I didn't even get a chance to report it all!
Kouga: you were talking about STEAKS! OF COURSE THEY WON'T LET YOU FINISH!
(hand puppet pops up)
Puppet: Oh, no need to fight. Why don't we all just take turns and be kind to one another?
Kouga: what the hell is that thing!
Puppet: come now, let's all make out! I mean up!
Sess: (pulls out boom box from under counter) (turns on)
(music) Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
Inu: (tackles Kouga)
(Jakotsu stands up with puppet still on hand)
Kagome: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE!
Sess: (singing) Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
(rest of Shichinintai pops up and starts dancing)
a/n: correct me if that's not the name of their little 'group'
Kikyo: (runs across screen) THIS IS PURE CHAOS! GET THE DIRECTOR!
(radio changes songs)
(Naraku pops up)
Naraku, Jakotsu, &Sesshomaru: (singing) The best thing about being a woman, is the prerogative to have a little fun and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!
Kouga: (runs across screen)
Inuyasha: I'll get you!
Shichinintai (excluding Jakotsu): (singingbackground)
(camera switches to kagome)
Kagome: Thank you for watching (ducks to avoid flying microphone) Odorokubeki
Chi-zu Gojuuni! This is (Kouga sails through air, barely missing her head) Kagome Higurashi, signing off!
(kagome steps off screen)
OSAWARI!
Okay, before I go any further, the name of the station is: Wonderful/Amazing Cheese 54. That was the most fun I've had writing one of these chapters in a long time! I hope you guys had as much fun reading it as I did writing! Since I'm on spring break this week, I should be updating A LOT! Close to one every day probably! The title for the next chapter is going to be: Search for the Lost City of Atlantis! Likely this one will have multiple parts.