Sess: (bursts in through the door) AH HA! I HAVE FINALLY...and you're not here. Where did she go? No note, no nothing! What's this (picks up paper with incomprehensible scribbling on it) How am I supposed to be able to construct a story from these notes! They're below chicken scratch! Well, folks, it appears that our author is missing in action, so, I, Sesshomaru, will create for you a story! Ah yes, I can feel the amazing author powers flowing through my blood, HA! I CAN DO THIS! Let's see here, I could write a children's book! For all the uneducated Children out there who are reading this story! And here we go!

A Children's Book: By Sesshomaru

Spot is dog. Spot is an unhappy dog. Spot is a merciless dog. Spot is the reincarnation of Cerberus, guardian of the underworld and companion of Hades. Spot is in the pound and up for adoption. All the other dogs cower in fear.

Sally is a girl (probably). Sally is an unhappy girl. Sally wants a dog. Sally picks Spot. She trains Spot relentlessly so he can eat children.

Scat is a cat. Scat is a mangy cat. Scat has nothing to do with this story.

Inuyasha is a jerk. Inuyasha is a smelly jerk. He rolled in mud for three hours yesterday. Then I threw him in the dryer. The mud hardened, so I sold him on ebay.

Kagome is a mini-skirt-wearing high school girl. Kagome is a high school girl. Kagome is a high school girl. Kagome is a high school girl. Kagome is a high school girl.

Inuyasha is not potty trained. Inuyasha needs diapers. The other day he got mad at Shippo.

Shippo is annoying. Shippo is potty trained. Kagome is a high school girl.

I like popcorn. Do you like popcorn. These waffles got soap in 'em.

Jakotsu is...ask you parent's.

Jaken is stuffed in a Tupperware container. I hope Rin puts him in the microwave. Jaken is worth $5. Jaken is coming up to a small store near the center of the city.

Kagome is a high school girl.

Sesshomaru is shekshay. Sesshomaru is worshiped by many fangirls. Sesshomaru is overlord over Wheaties. Sesshomaru likes being worshiped by fangirls.

Miroku wears a dress. Miroku should try on a kilt. I wonder if they have underwear in the Sengoku Jidai. Kagome is a high school girl.

Remember kids, pay your taxes, or else the SWAT team will show up on your doorstep.

The End

Sess: That was so beautiful. It almost brings a tear to my eye.

Gir: NO IT WASN'T! (smiles)

Sess: SILENCE! (throws out window)

Sess: Well, I hope that this story has taught you a valuable lesson! Remember to check your waffles for soap.

HS: What are you doing!

Sess: huh?

HS: WHAT-ARE-YOU-DO-ING!

Sess: What's it look like! Writing a story for your poor readers who have gone without humor for months now! Where were you anyways!

HS: I was in ATLANTIS, meeting the Romans.

Sess: I was going to write a story about Atlantis, but your notes looked like they were written in a dead language.

HS: Just what have you written? looks over Hmm...this looks like an excuse to bash Inuyasha.

Sess: (sweatdrop)

HS: Well, folks, sorry for the delay in updating. Apparently Fluffy took matters into his own hands while I was away. I'll have something a little more coherent next time. And longer. Ya know, Sesshomaru, no one would buy your book. It's too short.

You guys, I am having a lot of trouble with my chapter ideas, and I'm really not sure what to do next. I didn't like Chapter 11 very much, and I wasn't too fond of this one either. So, could you please help me? I'm begging you guys! PLEASE HELP!

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