Lately, everyone's been trying to figure out how the Inuyasha manga is going to end. They've got all these great theories and whatnot, but I'm here to tell you the one and only truth about it! Yes, that's right! You'll hear it here first! It's time for another exciting chapter of Inuyasha! (note: I do not, nor do I claim to own any of the Inuyasha characters or anything else ridiculous you could come up with to sue me for :D)

Kagome: I'm so BORED, Inuyasha! Is it time for something important to happen yet?

Inu: Something interesting isn't due to happen for 32 ½ more episodes. Be creative.

(Sesshomaru pops up)

Sess: Haha! I am here to steal your sword once again! And this time, I will not fail! Why? Because I am Sesshomaru, and I am awesome! I am awesome because I am Sesshomaru, and I am Sesshomaru because I will have your sword, which will make me awesome, which will...

Inu: See Kagome? At least he's not sitting around complaining about Viz's filler episodes.

Sess: HELLO! I'm still monologing over here! You're supposed to listen to my evil plans!

Inu: Oh. Sorry.

(Kikyo pops up and spins around in circles, firing arrows every which way while screaming in a banshee-esque manner.)

Inu: Oh gawd I'm gonna get stuck to a tree again!

Kikyo: Mushroom mayhem in Mexico City!

Kagome: AHHHHH! (gets shot with an arrow)

Inu: KAGOME!

Sess: Buzz off Kikyo! I was here first! (insert fancy attack name that no one can pronounce)

Kagome: Goodbye...Inuyasha...

Inu: I blame you, Naraku! Even though you're not here, everything bad that happens is your fault, no matter whose fault it is!

Kikyo: (continues to shoot endless amount of arrows) Feliz Navidad!

(they where playing that song while I was writing this :D)

Sess: AHHH! DIE! (attack)

Inu: I will avenge Kagome's death!

Kagura: (randomly flies through the air) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Inu: Kagura dropped this jewel shard! I shall infuse it into my forehead! (slaps hand against forehead)

Sess: Stop running in circles! And wipe that crazed manic look off your face!

Kikyo: KAW! KAW! KAW!

Sess: blah blah blah (attack)

Inu: (weird transforming noises) I feel the power!

Naraku: (pops up randomly) I shall infuse this pile of rocks with my body so that I can become all-powerful!

Inu: I will not let you take another innocent life! Rawr! (shoots lazar beams from eyes and mouth)

Naraku: It is too late! I have already absorbed this pile of rocks! (starts shooting rocks out of hand)

Kagura: (randomly flies through the air) KU KU KACHOO!

Sess: Haha! I shall interrupt this heated battle because...it's time for a filler episode!

(later)

Naraku: I have been defeated...(euuuuu...)

(That's my awesome dying sound effect)

Inu: That's right! I'm awesome! I therefore declare myself more awesomer that you, Sesshomaru!

Sess: Never! We shall settle the matter over a game of...Extreme Potato Sack Racing!

Inu: What makes it so extreme?

Sess: We will be competeing against KANGAROOS!

(both get in sacks and proceed to starting line)

Sess: GO!

(10 minutes later)

Inu: How could I lose against a blue kangaroo!

Sess: I therefore declare myself the winner! Tetsusaiga is mine!

Inu: That wasn't in the agreement!

Kagome: Hi Inuyasha!

Inu: Kagome, I thought you were dead!

Kagome: I still am! I have been reincarnated as Shirley Temple!

Inu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sess: I shall take this opportunity to steal the legendary sword! MUAHAHA!

In short, Sesshomaru steals the Tetsusaiga, and starts blowing up stuff. Because of this, rats are given super powers by exposure to the toxic waves. Using their powers, they fly to Europe and cause the black plague. Since Sesshomaru was then blamed for this, he went into hiding and lived off pigeons and dancing corncobs in India. The rats also took shelter, fleeing Europe and coming to live in the sewers of the US. As they breed with normal rats their ability to fly was forgotten. The descendents of these super-rats live amongst us, and envy our ability to fly. They all meet together and ride ships to India and conspire with Sesshomaru on how to strike vengeance upon the human race. Inuyasha moved to Mongolia. Thus the series of Inuyasha comes to an end!

I've been having much trouble updating lately, and I didn't like the last chapter I posted, so I took it down. I wrote this last night because I was having trouble sleeping (yes, they were playing Christmas music on the radio). I hope that I can get back into the swing of longer and more ridiculous chapters soon. I hope that many of you fell out of your chairs this time around! Until next time! Ja'ne!