The Colonel's Revenge
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set pretty much any time, seasons one through five or season seven
Synopsis: One hundred-word fic, sequel to "Trapping the Colonel". You don't think Jack let him get away with it, do you?
The Colonel's Revenge
"O'Neill."
"Yeah, T?"
The big Jaffa tilted his head to one side. "Do you not believe sufficient time has passed? Has Daniel Jackson not struggled with this meaningless translation long enough?"
Jack shook his head. "It isn't meaningless. I paid good money to have 'The Klingon Hamlet' re-written with Elvish script. Once he's fought with it for exactly five hours and eighteen minutes, I'll tell him the truth."
"Why so long, O'Neill?"
The colonel smirked. "'Cause that's how long it took me to figure out that stupid Rubik's Cube he gave me had eight blue squares and ten white ones."
Author's Notes:
Oooh! Now he's done it!
Seriously, these things are FUN to write. And oh-so-easy to pound one out and have it fully edited and ready to post in about five minutes.
I think I'm hooked...