The Linguist Strikes Back
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set pretty much any time, seasons one through five or season seven
Synopsis: One hundred-word fic, sequel to "The Colonel's Revenge". Battle lines have been drawn!


The Linguist Strikes Back

Jack O'Neill scowled at Doctor Frasier. "How can a file completely disappear, then magically reappear in the amount of time it takes me to submit to a make-up physical?"

The diminutive doctor shrugged. "Carrie swears it was misplaced, Colonel. The only reason she even saw it at all was because of the bright yellow sticky note on its cover."

"So this whole do-over was—"

"Completely unnecessary," Janet Frasier finished. "I'm sorry, sir."

He waved off the apology, heading for the door. At the threshold, he paused. "What'd the sticky note say?"

Janet grinned. "'To be or not to be.'"


Author's Notes:
See? Isn't this fun? It's like a sampler version of an SG-1 story :D

Followers of my fics may notice the re-appearance of Carrie Logan, the nurse who runs the betting pool :)