O'Neill's Ultimatum
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set pretty much any time, seasons one through five or season seven
Synopsis: One hundred-word fic, sequel to "The Linguist Strikes Back". War has been declared!
O'Neill's Ultimatum
"I think I might have bitten off more than I could chew, this time."
Teal'c raised an eyebrow. "For what reason do you say that, Daniel Jackson?"
Daniel dropped the pen he was playing with and pointed at the computer screen. "He sent me an email. Jack never sends emails." Double-clicking on the icon representing a video file, the archaeologist and the Jaffa waited until the multi-media player brought up a short clip from a Looney Tunes episode.
Featherless and spluttering angrily, Daffy Duck declared, "Of course, you know, this means war!"
Teal'c nodded, allowing himself a small smile. "Indeed."
Author's Notes:
Aaaaaaand this is where YOU come in! E-mail suggestions for how Jack gets him back at cleothemuse(at)yahoo(dot)com!