Have a Nice Trip...
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "Anticipation". What happened off-world?
Have a Nice Trip...
SG-1 had left on their mission earlier that day wearing green fatigues. Four hours later, one of their number returned in brown.
"Colonel O'Neill, care to explain?" General Hammond demanded.
"P-One-Niner had some big honkin' mudholes, sir," Jack replied with undue cheer.
"It had apparently rained very recently," Captain Carter supplied, working hard to conceal her own grin.
"I believe Daniel Jackson's reflexes were significantly impaired by the saturated terrain," Teal'c added somberly. One couldn't tell if he found the situation as funny as the others apparently did.
"Long story short, General... I fell in," the mud-covered archaeologist forlornly finished.
Author's Notes:
And of course it was an accident...