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Disclaimer: I am poor, college is leeching my money away… I don't own them… I can't afford to by them… I won't break them, honest… Please don't hurt me.
This is a Romance fic, with lots of swearing and dirty minds. This is so AU it isn't even funny, to top it off everyone is really out of character too. Here's an example, Severus and a bunch of other Slytherins were very good friends with a Hufflepuff and still are despite it all. There are made up relatives of real characters, those are mine. Evelyn and Tessa are mine. All fuck ups are mine. I wrote a good part of this before HBP came out and I am too lazy to go back and change a lot of this, and if you think about it do you really want the HBP Snape. So my facts are even more whack than before. So let's pretend that the end of GOF never happened, and books five and six don't exist, shall we?
Now go enjoy, be free, review, but please be nice to me…