Book The Twelfth: The Zymotic Zone

HELLO! I hope u enjoy this chapter. Violet sort of isn't in this chapter much, as she's excited about seeing Quigley. Quigley in the next chapter, I hope. This takes place from Kit's taxi till the arrival of Hotel Denoument. Enjoy reading it. Here are the replies to the reviews:

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Chapter 2

It is one of the sad truths of life that events can be so unpredictable. For instance, when you wake up one morning and see that your bed is in the prison ward, you might cry and say how come it isn't in your room of your mansion. The thing is, life can be unpredictable, unless of course, you're watching wrestling…Anyways, life is unpredictable, and that's the point.

As Sunny said "V.F.D?", her siblings were surprised that she would even bother to ask that. After all, whenever they were milimetres away from answer about V.F.D, they would never get them. So why should Kit tell them about V.F.D now?

However, Violet thought of the experience she had on the slippery slope. She never expected Quigley to blurt out that he loved her. That was totally unpredictable, but she was glad it happened.

And Klaus never expected Fiona (A/N: UGH! I HATE writing that name!) to betray him and join Count Olaf when he and his siblings were in need of assistance. Klaus was angry about that, but it was so very unpredictable.

And I, Lemony Snicket, never want to think about the day when a thing so small turned into a monster and killed my dear Beatrice. That thing is fire, and it was so very unpredictable that it would take me a million pages to fill out 'so' and 'very' just for you to know how unpredictable it was.

Kit looked surprised. She simply said, "I understand what you're saying Sunny, and I'll try to tell you everything I can. First off, I cannot tell you what V.F.D stands for-"

"But Count Olaf already knows that, so he couldn't harm us to find it out," Klaus pointed out.

"Yes, but if Count Olaf knew that you knew what he knew, he'd think you knew what I knew,"(A/N: Confusing, right?) Kit said.

"Hatoesdwhatteman?" Sunny said. What Sunny said meant something along the lines of, "I don't understand."

Klaus quickly translated what Sunny said.

Kit sighed. " I cannot tell you the meaning of V.F.D, but I can let you guess."

"We-" Klaus started but was cut off when Violet glared at him. "I mean Quigley Quagmire thought it meant 'Volunteer Fire Department'. Is that right?" Klaus asked hopefully.

Kit went into sort of a trance, and said, "That's only part of it. V.F.D's meaning is quite complicated. Before, we thought we were just here to extinguish fires, but now we have more meaning. Ever since the schism, volunteers started choosing sides. There weren't just two sides, there were many, many more. Some volunteers set out to stop villains like Count Olaf, and others were on his side. However, others just pr-" Kit got interrupted because the taxi crashed into a pole.

The Baudelaires gasped. Though no one was hurt, the crash was startling. And, I'm sorry to say, it was unpredictable. Kit went out of her trance, but then said something really weird. "Would you Baudelaires like to see pictures of my relative's baby?" The Baudelaires didn't want to see pictures, they wanted to see answers. "Um…Kit, shouldn't we fix the taxi first?" Violet said politely.

Kit gasped. "I didn't see this happen! I probably got so carried away talking to you that I didn't see this pole."

"Um…about that. You see, you sort of fell into a tr-" Klaus started, but Kit interrupted.

"It doesn't matter now, as we're at the hotel," Kit interrupted.

The Baudelaires took one look at the hotel and gasped, and I'm sorry to say more unpredictable things were on its way. As much as I wish that this story could be predictable, and the Baudelaires could find out all their answers to their mysteries, and Count Olaf could be thrown in jail, it is not, which is why when the Baudelaires took one look at the hotel, they were very surprised about its appearance.

Oh… more suspense. MUHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, got a little carried away. BTW, when Sunny says 'hatoesdwhatteman', what is that an anagram for? This anagram is more harder, so do ur best. Look at the part when she says it, it'll give ya a clue. Goodbye 4 now…

TelepathicPrincess

PS. Did I put 2 much 'unpredictable'? Or was it OK? I MUST KNOW!