The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "Spring Cleaning". Daniel makes a few 'key changes'.


The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

General George Hammond stared at the contents of the manila folder in surprise. "You hand-wrote your entire report on P19-544?"

"The mud planet?" Jack O'Neill grinned. "It's all there, sir, from the moment we stepped through the 'Gate 'til Daniel found that big honkin' puddle."

"It's twenty-four pages!"

"Yeah, my hand got a little cramped there toward the end, so it might not be very easy to read."

"Colonel, is there a specific reason you chose not to type it?"

O'Neill coughed lightly. "Because…" At Hammond's impatient glare, he quickly finished, "Daniel switched around all the letters on my keyboard."


Author's Notes:
I'm BAAAAAaaaack! And so are Jack and Daniel!