The Desk Job
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "The Pen is Mightier than the Sword". How do you keep an archaeologist in suspense?
The Desk Job
"Hey, Daniel, I've got the mineral analysis back from—what happened in here?"
The archaeologist smiled shyly. "Not what happened… who. And the answer is 'Jack'."
Sam Carter laughed. "You two are still going at it?"
"I switched around the letters on his keyboard, so he glued together all the pages of SG-5's survey from P2T-117. That's when I 'borrowed' the motion sensor from the men's bathroom and rewired it to turn his lights off when he came into his office and turn back on when he left."
"So that's why he suspended your desk from the ceiling?" Sam grinned.
Author's Notes:
One of my brothers actually did this to his college calculus teacher, among other really funny and outrageous stunts. Good thing he was really good at math, huh?