Stealth Tactics
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "An Uplifting Experience". Jack gets a little assistance.
Notes: Thanks to Chas for the gift wrap and to Lerrinus for this episode's guest star.
Stealth Tactics
"And this operation requires us to be stealthy, yes?"
Colonel O'Neill closed his eyes briefly. "Right. We don't want anyone to know we're here."
There was a moment of silence, which was soon interrupted by a tearing sound and the rattle of plastic. "What purpose does this clear material serve?"
"Saran wrap," Jack corrected, carefully stretching the material across the bowl of one of the toilets in the men's restroom nearest the archaeology labs. "It's a prank."
"Prank?"
"A trick played upon an unsuspecting individual to cause him embarrassment," Teal'c explained quietly.
"These Tau'ri are, indeed, very peculiar," Bra'tac observed.