What's That Smell?
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "Stealth Tactics". It goes on and on...
What's That Smell?
"I didn't expect him to raise such a big stink about it."
Louis Feretti snorted into his coffee. "Man, Doctor J, you have been hanging around Colonel O'Neill too long. His sense of humor's rubbed off on you."
"Say it ain't so!" Daniel exclaimed in his best O'Neill impression.
"So why'd you need Siler's wrench, anyhow?"
Daniel shrugged. "Bullion cubes in the showerhead, Lou."
"Lemme guess… hot water dissolves the cubes and—"
"And Jack pulls rank on everyone," the archaeologist finished.
Feretti groaned. "I'm glad SG-2 was able to help you 'move'."
"Me too, Lou…" Daniel grinned. "Me too..."
Author's Notes:
Don't try this one at home kids. It really, really reeks. Especially the beef bullion...
It's so evil, I'm not telling you to remove the showerhead from the pipe, 'cause you wouldn't do that, would you? And you certainly wouldn't put foil-wrapped bullion cubes into the showerhead and reinstall the whole thing again with teflon tape to keep it from leaking. You just wouldn't do that, I know, so I'm not going to bother to tell you not to do so.