Conspiracy of Colonels
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "What's That Smell?". Jack gets a little unsolicited advice.
Conspiracy of Colonels
Robert Makepeace sat down across from Jack O'Neill at the mess hall table. "So how'd the war go while SG-3 was gone?"
Jack O'Neill lazily stirred his bland mashed potatoes. "It went," he replied cautiously.
"Jackson's winning, isn't he?"
The older man dropped his fork. "I think he's got the nursing and maintenance staffs on his side."
"Well you've got the Marines of SG-3 on yours!" Makepeace boasted.
"I'm so thrilled," Jack deadpanned.
"You should be," the Marine answered. "While we find some fascinating ruins on 227, let me tell you about the plant life. See, there are these vines…"