Offworld Ambush
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set in season two, before "Out of Mind"
Synopsis: One hundred word fic, sequel to "Conspiracy of Colonels". The trap has been laid...
Offworld Ambush
P8K-227 was a lush tropical world, brimming with trees, bushes, and extremely vocal birds. Everything was a vibrant green so intense, the sudden appearance of the slate gray stones of the abandoned temple SG-3 had discovered was a shocking juxtaposition to the jungle's mossy backdrop.
Despite his usual ambivalence toward the indigenous flora of other planets, Colonel Jack O'Neill was inwardly quite appreciative of the creepers dangling from the low ceiling of the ruin. Vines which a certain colonel in the United States Marine Corps had advised him were very sticky in nature.
Oh, the many joys of 'Gate travel...
Author's Notes:
It's kind of like a train wreck: you see it coming, but you just can't look away...