The Zymotic Zone
MY LAST CHAPTER!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(sniff, sniff) I read the Penultimate Peril and it was great and dark and full of angst! After the end of this story, i will be writing one about the Baudelaires' journey when they're in the boat with Count Olaf! If you don't know what I'm talking about, read the 12th Book of ASOUE! Well, now to start with the chapter, and there's a surprise for all my reviewers at the end of the chapter...
Chapter 10
Some people have told me that life is like a bowl of grapes. The soft part of the grape is the part of life that goes great until it reaches it the seed, which is the difficult sometimes dark part of life. The Baudelaires felt as if they had reached the seed once again, as they had many dark times in the past as well as many good times.
Jessica tried to calm down. She sat on the couch and closed her eyes. Count Olaf could not be attacking the plane right now, could he?
Quigley put away the game of chess, while the Baudelaires sat on another couch and began to cry. Slient tears fell down their cheeks. 'Count Olaf will win,' they thought. Soon, Quigley joined them.
After a series of crashes and bumps, obviously coming from the weapon Count Olaf was using, the intercom spoke again.
"Because of previous and current weaponry being forced upon us, we will ask everyone to stay seated," came the booming voice of Kit. Then the calm voice of Renee spoke: "Do not worry, there will be an evacuation if needed. Stay calm."
"How can we be calm in a time like this!" yelled Klaus. Count Olaf will win if we don't stop him! And all we're doing is sitting here like idiots!"
"Kit told us to, and we have to listen," Jessica said quietly. "Just wait and see what happens."
Klaus calmed down and they all sat in silent for what felt like years, but was only actually a few moments. The children tried to make small talk, but it didn't work. They had pointless conversations about the weather and argued about whether coral was a plant or mineral. Suddenly, Klaus said the first un-pointless thing in minutes.
"Is Renee a foreigner? She has a very noticeable accent," he asked Jessica.
"Yes she is, I thought you'd noticed her accent," Jessica replied.
It was true. Renee said her R's as if their were curvy and her A's as if they were as tall as the Hotel, which was now in ashes. She said 'Kit' as if it were 'Keet' and 'will' as if it were 'weel'. She said 'evacuation' as 'eevAcuAtion' as if the As were giant.
Many minutes passed and then they heard one last announcement from the intercom. This last announcement proved that the Baudelaires' lives had just successfully passed the hard seed in the middle of their lives and that they were now going through the soft part of their lives.
"Attention!" came the stern voice of Kit, "We have managed to outrun Olaf and we are now safe. Also, on a lighter note, we have found the Quagmires and Hector."
That last sentence ran through the Baudelaires' heads as they look out the window and saw Isadora and Duncan Quagmire along with Hector, coming aboard the jet. The Quagmires' faces had looks of shock, as if they had face tremendous hardship, and they were soaking wet.
The-The-The-The END! (sniff, sniff)
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS STORY, BUT IT HAS COME TO AN END! My 13th Book fic will come out after Christmas, and it will be a continuation of the ending of the Penultimate Peril. I hope that this fic will get around 70 reviews by that time. Well, now to thank my faithful reviewers!
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You guys rock! Thank you for reading this fic, it was one of my firsts! Now, I give you these warm fresh cookies my mom just baked me. She told me to share it with my friends, but you guys are more deserving of these cookies than my opinionated, bratty friends! Whoops, did I say that about my friends? I meant that my friends are cool, but you reviewers are even better! (hands you a cookie) Hope you like it, it's triple fudge chocolate chip with vanilla sprinkles and a cherry on top. . :) D
Now, goodbye awesome people, but I'm off to be writing more fics and reading more of ASOUE. Oh yeah, check out my fic 'A Day in the Life of', it's an ASOUE one. BUH BYE! FAREWELL!
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Hope you like this fic.
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